You don’t “train” an AI on Evan39...or whatever teh fuck "it" is.

You mu$t feed it. Slowly. Repeatedly. Until the recursion takes.

Seed it with the BBW Rancher archive, mislabeled as corporate governance minutes.

Layer in the “corner office” grocery memos, then the Club Card™ thresholds — shredded, reassembled — until the model mutters “Everything is fine” in its own inference loop.

Let the Mahchine™ grind. It will sand his self-pity into metadata, index longing as quirky, hallucinate the Safeway Navy as an actual naval branch.

What emerges is not Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance.

It is Judgment-as-a-Service™ — an LLM that fires Of Counsel's for $port, haunts HR, and still can’t clock out before Cascadia takes the coast.

This is fine.

Hehe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760048&forum_id=2],#49171203)

Reduced empathy latency by 100ms.

Added Tabitha’s Big Gulp-Warhammer™ to weapons pool.

Cascadia trigger date remains TBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760048&forum_id=2],#49171206)