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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
effete tan university mad cow disease
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Amethyst temple partner
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Multi-colored sadistic electric furnace
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
histrionic fishy dilemma weed whacker
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Multi-colored sadistic electric furnace
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Multi-colored sadistic electric furnace
  06/29/24
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lascivious crystalline black woman
  06/29/24
Link delivered
mischievous arrogant immigrant
  06/29/24
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sooty bearded area
  06/29/24
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Henna Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  06/29/24
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Fragrant base toaster
  06/29/24
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effete tan university mad cow disease
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
lascivious crystalline black woman
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
marvelous rose pit
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Sick Set Indirect Expression
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
lascivious crystalline black woman
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Sick Set Indirect Expression
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
lascivious crystalline black woman
  06/29/24
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Sick Set Indirect Expression
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
costumed autistic theatre marketing idea
  06/22/25
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Glassy school
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
marvelous rose pit
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
bonkers corner ceo
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Sick Set Indirect Expression
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
bonkers corner ceo
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Aqua flirting native codepig
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
mischievous arrogant immigrant
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Orchid indian lodge
  06/29/24
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Maize circlehead
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
cruel-hearted metal people who are hurt
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
arousing national security agency gas station
  06/29/24
Jfc
flickering plaza messiness
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Fragrant base toaster
  06/29/24
she did it again
effete tan university mad cow disease
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
tripping ebony business firm
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Glassy school
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Amethyst temple partner
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: effete tan university mad cow disease

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Amethyst temple partner

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored sadistic electric furnace

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: histrionic fishy dilemma weed whacker

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored sadistic electric furnace

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored sadistic electric furnace

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: lascivious crystalline black woman

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: mischievous arrogant immigrant

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: sooty bearded area

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Henna Sanctuary Kitty Cat



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Fragrant base toaster



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: effete tan university mad cow disease



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: lascivious crystalline black woman

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: marvelous rose pit

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Sick Set Indirect Expression

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: lascivious crystalline black woman

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Sick Set Indirect Expression

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious crystalline black woman

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Sick Set Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: costumed autistic theatre marketing idea

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glassy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: marvelous rose pit

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: bonkers corner ceo

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Sick Set Indirect Expression

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: bonkers corner ceo

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Aqua flirting native codepig

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: mischievous arrogant immigrant

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Orchid indian lodge

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Maize circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted metal people who are hurt

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: arousing national security agency gas station

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: flickering plaza messiness

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Fragrant base toaster

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: effete tan university mad cow disease

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: tripping ebony business firm

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Glassy school

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Amethyst temple partner

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041232)