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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
motley sanctuary
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
copper marvelous state sandwich
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Hairraiser wrinkle death wish
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Wild big-titted liquid oxygen
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Hairraiser wrinkle death wish
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Hairraiser wrinkle death wish
  06/29/24
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Irate hall pervert
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Olive laser beams
  06/29/24
180
mint national security agency cuck
  06/29/24
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magenta diverse pozpig
  06/29/24
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flesh theater police squad
  06/29/24
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motley sanctuary
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Irate hall pervert
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
carnelian disgusting principal's office useless brakes
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Duck-like exciting azn temple
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Irate hall pervert
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Duck-like exciting azn temple
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Irate hall pervert
  06/29/24
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Duck-like exciting azn temple
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
snowy alpha fanboi
  06/22/25
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Fluffy Razzle-dazzle Institution Nibblets
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
carnelian disgusting principal's office useless brakes
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
know-it-all jet-lagged nursing home queen of the night
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Duck-like exciting azn temple
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
know-it-all jet-lagged nursing home queen of the night
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Misunderstood Point
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Olive laser beams
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Hateful school
  06/29/24
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Aromatic Stag Film
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
stirring bull headed property
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
impressive burgundy whorehouse mental disorder
  06/29/24
Jfc
boyish drab native
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
flesh theater police squad
  06/29/24
she did it again
motley sanctuary
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
clear church
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle Institution Nibblets
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
copper marvelous state sandwich
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: motley sanctuary

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: copper marvelous state sandwich

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser wrinkle death wish

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Wild big-titted liquid oxygen

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser wrinkle death wish

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser wrinkle death wish

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Irate hall pervert

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Olive laser beams

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: mint national security agency cuck

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: magenta diverse pozpig



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: flesh theater police squad



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: motley sanctuary



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Irate hall pervert

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: carnelian disgusting principal's office useless brakes

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Duck-like exciting azn temple

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Irate hall pervert

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Duck-like exciting azn temple

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Irate hall pervert

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Duck-like exciting azn temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: snowy alpha fanboi

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle Institution Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: carnelian disgusting principal's office useless brakes

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: know-it-all jet-lagged nursing home queen of the night

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Duck-like exciting azn temple

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: know-it-all jet-lagged nursing home queen of the night

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood Point

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Olive laser beams

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Hateful school

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: stirring bull headed property

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: impressive burgundy whorehouse mental disorder

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: boyish drab native

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: flesh theater police squad

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: motley sanctuary

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: clear church

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle Institution Nibblets

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: copper marvelous state sandwich

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041232)