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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
lilac box office
  06/30/25
wow lol
Chestnut casino
  06/30/25
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primrose blathering meetinghouse affirmative action
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Chestnut casino
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
lilac box office
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Alcoholic thriller indian lodge
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
lilac box office
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Scarlet crotch
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Motley Wild Address
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Chestnut casino
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
galvanic boltzmann shrine
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
lilac box office
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Motley Wild Address
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
olive out-of-control filthpig
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Chestnut casino
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
lilac box office
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
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  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
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  06/30/25
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lilac box office
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
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  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
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  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
free-loading police squad
  06/30/25
...
galvanic boltzmann shrine
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
olive out-of-control filthpig
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Sickened arousing school rigor
  07/01/25
...
House-broken base ladyboy
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Clear cerebral hall
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
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  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Big Canary Wagecucks
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
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  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
bistre trailer park
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: lilac box office

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Chestnut casino

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: primrose blathering meetinghouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Chestnut casino

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: lilac box office

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic thriller indian lodge

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: lilac box office

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Scarlet crotch

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Motley Wild Address

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Chestnut casino

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann shrine

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: lilac box office

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Motley Wild Address

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: olive out-of-control filthpig

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Chestnut casino

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lilac box office

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant famous landscape painting national

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Disgusting keepsake machete

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Jet Diverse Roommate Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: effete trip market

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: lilac box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: navy codepig bbw

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: House-broken base ladyboy

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: free-loading police squad

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: olive out-of-control filthpig

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Sickened arousing school rigor

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: House-broken base ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: shimmering cruel-hearted gaming laptop theatre

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Clear cerebral hall

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: hot aphrodisiac cruise ship

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Big Canary Wagecucks

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Stimulating federal institution

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: bistre trailer park

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065360)