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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Dun halford
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
appetizing spot
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Dun halford
  08/01/25
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hilarious khaki affirmative action
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
startled electric private investor
  08/02/25
rip
Adulterous menage
  08/02/25
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appetizing spot
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
White hospital digit ratio
  08/01/25
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Opaque chapel corn cake
  08/01/25
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Dun halford
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Snowy Aphrodisiac Wrinkle
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Dun halford
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
galvanic deer antler goyim
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
exciting temple preventive strike
  08/01/25
yes
galvanic deer antler goyim
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
galvanic deer antler goyim
  08/01/25
?
Dun halford
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
exciting temple preventive strike
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Opaque chapel corn cake
  08/01/25
Sick
Dun halford
  08/01/25
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galvanic deer antler goyim
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Excitant Masturbator
  08/02/25
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jet-lagged clown
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
galvanic deer antler goyim
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Adulterous menage
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Dun halford
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Excitant Masturbator
  08/02/25
Hdy
Dun halford
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Turquoise Insanely Creepy Newt Striped Hyena
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Disturbing dragon
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Supple wine toilet seat idea he suggested
  08/02/25
Titcr
slippery razzmatazz fat ankles
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Dun halford
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Supple wine toilet seat idea he suggested
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Dun halford
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
180 trailer park
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Supple wine toilet seat idea he suggested
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
orchid floppy school immigrant
  08/02/25
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Flatulent swashbuckling partner base
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Vivacious Erotic Business Firm
  08/02/25
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arrogant aromatic cruise ship
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
talented gaping
  08/02/25
?
Dun halford
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
comical rough-skinned antidepressant drug old irish cottage
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Dun halford

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing spot

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Dun halford

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: hilarious khaki affirmative action



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: startled electric private investor

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Adulterous menage

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: appetizing spot



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: White hospital digit ratio

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Opaque chapel corn cake



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Dun halford



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Wrinkle

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dun halford

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler goyim

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: exciting temple preventive strike

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler goyim

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler goyim

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dun halford

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: exciting temple preventive strike

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Opaque chapel corn cake

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Dun halford

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler goyim



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Excitant Masturbator

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged clown



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler goyim

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Adulterous menage

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dun halford

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Excitant Masturbator

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Dun halford

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Turquoise Insanely Creepy Newt Striped Hyena

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Disturbing dragon

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Supple wine toilet seat idea he suggested

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: slippery razzmatazz fat ankles

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Dun halford

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Supple wine toilet seat idea he suggested

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Dun halford

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: 180 trailer park

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Supple wine toilet seat idea he suggested

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: orchid floppy school immigrant

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Flatulent swashbuckling partner base



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Erotic Business Firm

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: arrogant aromatic cruise ship



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: talented gaping

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Dun halford

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: comical rough-skinned antidepressant drug old irish cottage

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)