A day in the life of Donald Trump's America.
| Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 07/27/15 | | Wine Background Story | 07/27/15 | | bateful deranged incel police squad | 05/27/17 | | very tactful marketing idea | 11/09/16 | | pale crawly community account | 07/27/15 | | nudist federal elastic band mad cow disease | 07/27/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 07/30/15 | | Dashing tanning salon | 12/17/15 | | Kink-friendly cowardly corn cake | 10/14/17 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 02/04/25 | | Talking rose french chef | 07/27/15 | | Impressive sable bawdyhouse | 07/27/15 | | hateful senate sex offender | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 07/27/15 | | Racy Ivory Voyeur | 07/27/15 | | nudist federal elastic band mad cow disease | 07/27/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 07/27/15 | | Umber cocky house | 07/27/15 | | very tactful marketing idea | 07/27/15 | | anal antidepressant drug coldplay fan | 11/09/17 | | Contagious brass circlehead | 07/27/15 | | Racy Ivory Voyeur | 07/27/15 | | razzmatazz ladyboy | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | onyx slap-happy place of business | 05/03/16 | | cyan wonderful queen of the night crotch | 05/04/16 | | stimulating lettuce hissy fit | 05/04/16 | | razzle-dazzle plum corner alpha | 11/25/16 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 12/29/17 | | beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry | 06/24/18 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | nudist federal elastic band mad cow disease | 07/27/15 | | Racy Ivory Voyeur | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | Shaky Flirting Resort | 11/25/16 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 03/02/18 | | Hyperactive Field | 08/17/20 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 01/05/18 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 12/04/15 | | Brindle brethren reading party | 03/07/16 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 05/04/16 | | swashbuckling dingle berry point | 06/18/20 | | mind-boggling brunch | 07/27/15 | | razzmatazz ladyboy | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | Contagious brass circlehead | 07/27/15 | | Thirsty clear preventive strike cuck | 07/27/15 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | concupiscible frisky hell | 07/27/15 | | Cream ticket booth | 07/27/15 | | Dashing tanning salon | 07/27/15 | | vigorous degenerate space | 07/27/15 | | provocative hunting ground | 07/27/15 | | bisexual parlour | 07/27/15 | | Arrogant Theatre Liquid Oxygen | 07/28/15 | | Brindle brethren reading party | 07/27/15 | | Iridescent idea he suggested keepsake machete | 07/27/15 | | sepia nofapping chad | 07/27/15 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 07/27/15 | | Poppy main people | 07/27/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 07/27/15 | | Impressive sable bawdyhouse | 07/27/15 | | elite office | 12/04/15 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 12/04/15 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 06/27/23 | | very tactful marketing idea | 11/09/16 | | sepia nofapping chad | 11/25/16 | | bateful deranged incel police squad | 04/28/17 | | massive old irish cottage turdskin | 11/09/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 06/24/18 | | Talented State Azn | 08/26/20 | | Aphrodisiac Obsidian Shitlib Box Office | 07/27/15 | | Walnut high-end forum giraffe | 07/27/15 | | gaped home | 07/27/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 07/27/15 | | supple institution blood rage | 03/07/16 | | charcoal cheese-eating rigor hall | 07/27/15 | | chrome legend stead | 07/27/15 | | lascivious self-absorbed dilemma | 07/27/15 | | Arousing sanctuary | 03/07/16 | | Marvelous crackhouse | 07/27/15 | | very tactful marketing idea | 07/27/15 | | lascivious self-absorbed dilemma | 07/27/15 | | sepia nofapping chad | 07/27/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 08/09/15 | | bisexual parlour | 07/27/15 | | bisexual parlour | 07/27/15 | | very tactful marketing idea | 07/28/15 | | charcoal cheese-eating rigor hall | 07/28/15 | | Arrogant Theatre Liquid Oxygen | 07/28/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 12/16/15 | | charcoal cheese-eating rigor hall | 08/03/15 | | Laughsome deep skinny woman | 08/03/15 | | Exhilarant insanely creepy dog poop | 08/22/15 | | vigorous degenerate space | 09/10/15 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 12/04/15 | | submissive half-breed gaming laptop | 12/04/15 | | excitant school mood | 02/04/16 | | excitant school mood | 02/04/16 | | excitant school mood | 02/04/16 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 02/04/16 | | Contagious brass circlehead | 03/07/16 | | magenta public bath | 02/04/16 | | fear-inspiring ruby generalized bond hospital | 03/07/16 | | Hyperventilating indian lodge | 03/07/16 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 05/04/16 | | bisexual parlour | 03/07/16 | | Ebony Diverse Really Tough Guy | 04/28/16 | | Histrionic Saffron Pozpig Nursing Home | 05/03/16 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 05/04/16 | | stimulating lettuce hissy fit | 05/04/16 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 09/26/16 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 11/08/16 | | tantric 180 kitchen | 11/08/16 | | Up-to-no-good area pistol | 11/09/16 | | Cerise Garrison | 11/09/16 | | razzle-dazzle plum corner alpha | 11/09/16 | | bateful deranged incel police squad | 11/10/16 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 11/13/16 | | bateful deranged incel police squad | 11/13/16 | | Exhilarant insanely creepy dog poop | 11/13/16 | | boyish pungent pocket flask | 11/25/16 | | sepia nofapping chad | 11/25/16 | | Grizzly karate | 11/25/16 | | maize cerebral gunner sandwich | 11/25/16 | | Grizzly karate | 11/25/16 | | maize cerebral gunner sandwich | 11/25/16 | | Grizzly karate | 11/25/16 | | sepia nofapping chad | 11/25/16 | | maize cerebral gunner sandwich | 11/25/16 | | maize cerebral gunner sandwich | 11/25/16 | | Grizzly karate | 11/25/16 | | maize cerebral gunner sandwich | 11/25/16 | | Grizzly karate | 11/25/16 | | Up-to-no-good area pistol | 11/25/16 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 01/15/17 | | Hairraiser low-t son of senegal trailer park | 02/17/20 | | vigorous degenerate space | 01/03/17 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 03/02/18 | | Motley haunted graveyard potus | 01/03/17 | | excitant school mood | 01/15/17 | | excitant school mood | 01/25/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 01/25/17 | | bisexual parlour | 01/27/17 | | bisexual parlour | 02/16/17 | | Beta Station | 02/16/17 | | black rehab friendly grandma | 02/16/17 | | Soul-stirring Aqua Locale | 04/26/17 | | Kink-friendly cowardly corn cake | 04/26/17 | | shivering chocolate nibblets | 04/26/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 04/28/17 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 04/28/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 04/28/17 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 04/28/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 04/28/17 | | charismatic pervert | 04/28/17 | | galvanic nowag | 06/20/17 | | comical bonkers ape | 04/29/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 06/20/17 | | Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button | 06/29/17 | | galvanic nowag | 07/18/17 | | confused french telephone | 07/18/17 | | Motley haunted graveyard potus | 07/18/17 | | buck-toothed travel guidebook personal credit line | 09/14/17 | | cyan wonderful queen of the night crotch | 09/14/17 | | confused french telephone | 08/07/18 | | Talented State Azn | 10/16/18 | | ocher vivacious principal's office kitty cat | 04/11/19 | | autistic gold indirect expression | 05/16/20 | | Talented State Azn | 08/20/20 | | galvanic nowag | 08/25/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 11/09/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 11/13/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 12/26/17 | | big messiness becky | 12/26/17 | | sepia nofapping chad | 01/05/18 | | Green native therapy | 01/05/18 | | Exciting jap heaven | 01/05/18 | | beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry | 06/24/18 | | Judgmental national | 06/18/20 | | electric affirmative action lodge | 08/07/18 | | sepia nofapping chad | 10/16/18 | | Milky nubile wagecucks | 10/16/18 | | sepia nofapping chad | 10/17/18 | | galvanic nowag | 11/19/18 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 02/07/19 | | Aphrodisiac Obsidian Shitlib Box Office | 02/07/19 | | Disturbing violent step-uncle's house | 02/07/19 | | Trip casino juggernaut | 04/11/19 | | Appetizing aquamarine laser beams theater stage | 05/15/20 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 05/02/19 | | Exciting jap heaven | 05/02/19 | | jet den milk | 01/23/20 | | jet den milk | 02/17/20 | | ocher vivacious principal's office kitty cat | 05/15/20 | | Pontificating cruel-hearted abode gaping | 05/15/20 | | Exciting jap heaven | 05/15/20 | | ocher vivacious principal's office kitty cat | 05/16/20 | | ocher vivacious principal's office kitty cat | 05/16/20 | | swashbuckling dingle berry point | 06/18/20 | | Talented State Azn | 08/10/20 | | Impressive sable bawdyhouse | 05/15/20 | | Exciting jap heaven | 05/15/20 | | ocher vivacious principal's office kitty cat | 05/19/20 | | Thriller dun immigrant | 06/18/20 | | Exciting jap heaven | 06/18/20 | | Judgmental national | 06/18/20 | | White aromatic meetinghouse dopamine | 07/15/20 | | swashbuckling dingle berry point | 06/18/20 | | naked olive scourge upon the earth | 07/23/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 07/15/20 | | White aromatic meetinghouse dopamine | 07/15/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 07/15/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 07/16/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 07/21/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 07/23/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/05/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/10/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/12/20 | | Talented State Azn | 08/12/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/16/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/20/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/20/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/25/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/26/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/31/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 09/04/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 09/06/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 09/10/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 10/05/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/03/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/04/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/04/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/04/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/04/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/04/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/08/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 11/08/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 12/14/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 01/06/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 01/06/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 01/12/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 01/13/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 01/15/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 02/16/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 03/03/21 | | Yellow bearded university | 02/02/26 | | Yellow bearded university | 02/02/26 | | nyuug | 02/03/26 | | nyuug | 02/04/26 | | nyuug | 02/05/26 | | nyuug | 02/08/26 | | nyuug | 02/09/26 | | claret location coffee pot | 07/15/20 | | curious multi-billionaire stag film | 08/06/20 | | Talented State Azn | 08/06/20 | | bronze piazza | 08/06/20 | | Indigo business firm | 08/12/20 | | Talented State Azn | 08/17/20 | | Hyperactive Field | 08/17/20 | | Yellow bearded university | 08/20/20 | | Indigo business firm | 09/10/20 | | Indigo business firm | 08/20/20 | | very tactful marketing idea | 08/26/20 | | black rehab friendly grandma | 09/04/20 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 01/12/21 | | odious lilac whorehouse filthpig | 08/16/20 | | Indigo business firm | 08/17/20 | | Apoplectic stirring menage toilet seat | 08/17/20 | | Passionate Genital Piercing Volcanic Crater | 08/17/20 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 08/17/20 | | cyan wonderful queen of the night crotch | 09/04/20 | | very tactful marketing idea | 08/26/20 | | very tactful marketing idea | 09/04/20 | | Impressive sable bawdyhouse | 11/24/20 | | Irradiated Yapping Cuckold | 08/20/20 | | Sienna Boiling Water | 09/06/20 | | coral shrine jew | 09/10/20 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 10/01/20 | | spectacular topaz theater fanboi | 10/01/20 | | Turquoise Associate | 11/06/20 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 11/08/20 | | jet den milk | 11/24/20 | | galvanic nowag | 01/06/21 | | vibrant idiotic cumskin | 01/06/21 | | Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker | 01/12/21 | | titillating sapphire ceo | 01/12/21 | | Translucent prole | 02/16/21 | | jet den milk | 06/27/21 | | excitant school mood | 06/29/21 | | Heady Mad-dog Skullcap | 11/17/22 | | Twisted Rigpig Orchestra Pit | 08/26/23 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 02/16/24 | | Sadistic transparent temple new version | 07/20/24 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 09/20/24 | | Razzle azure patrolman address | 11/29/24 | | Yellow bearded university | 01/21/25 | | Yellow bearded university | 02/02/26 | | adventurous stage | 02/02/26 | | Charlie Kike | 02/08/26 | | butt cheeks | 02/05/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 27th, 2015 11:35 AM Author: Dark zombie-like lay factory reset button
6:00 AM: Your teenage son is getting in from his paper route he works 3 times a week. Given the lack of illegal labor, the demand for these jobs is filled by young people looking for some extra cash. Plus the bike route works his legs, which helped him earn that football scholarship to Auburn next fall to bang hot SEC chicks.
6:15 AM: You awake to a fresh cup of coffee, k-cups from your local CostCo average at about 8 cents a cup since Coffee producers are striving for the best deal with importers, lest they face the wrath of a 50% protective tariff. Prices are only expected to fall further after Secretary of State Buchanan negotiated a new trade deal with Columbia.
6:45 AM: You get ready to write a check for your daughter's student loan payment, but it's not needed. The competitive labor force has forced equal pay for men and women and rather than having to room with an Elliot to make rent, she controls her own financial future and makes reasonable payments for her loans. She dates a nice Midwestern boy. You've already talked to him about what your daughter likes and he tells you, "Sir, I just want to make your daughter happy."
7:30 AM: Your wife sends you off to work after a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Recently you've been able to go to a single income, so she can maintain the house and kids. She also has time to workout during the day, she's dropped 15 pounds. You're actually late, but damn, the sex has never been better and she has never looked finer.
9:00 AM: You enjoy morning coffee with John, Tom, and Bill. Your portfolio filled with defense stocks rallied overnight amid news that the good boys at Blackwater have seized another oil field from ISIS. Trump intends to pump it out of the ground and ship it to the USA.
12:30 PM: Power lunch with the boss. You're served by a nice young college lady, again these jobs are no longer filled by illegal labor. You tip generously and enjoy the fresh grass-fed American beef that has become much cheaper as a result of Trump's economic policies. Ribeye pairs nicely with the inexpensive, but premium, California wine. Water is now plentiful in California since Trump decided the water supply was more important then saving water species no one has ever heard of.
5:30 PM: You're home where your wife has prepared cornish game hens for dinner. Your son asks if he can get you a beer. Domestic has gotten quite cheap since Trump has been helping American farmers rather than wasting foreign aid on some piss poor country. Your son is going out tonight so he can't share with you. Only so many times he gets to bang the head cheerleader before he heads off to Auburn. Thomas Smith, your landscaper, left a note appreciating your tip last week.
8:00 PM: You watch the news. China is in revolt and Iran, now a peaceful democracy thanks to a CIA funded revolution thought of by Trump, announces the death of 3 more leaders of ISIS. Young Iranians fly American flags in the streets and the new alliance, while fledgling, looks promising. POTUS Trump is in Russia where he has made an ally of Putin in their quest against Islamism. Syria quakes.
11:00 PM: Before retiring, your wife lets you finally try that thing you've always wanted to do since you just pulled in a big bonus. You sleep soundly and write your check for Trump's re-election campaign. To be picked up by your postman, Robert, the next day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#28420634) |
 |
Date: July 27th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: Wine Background Story
lol @ 'Robert'
reminder,
Around poles, be swole!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#28421155) |
Date: July 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: Racy Ivory Voyeur
another retard post from a TTTrump supporter.
Putin, Xi Jinping, Iran, would PWN Trump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#28420674) |
 |
Date: July 27th, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Cream ticket booth
Seriously, you are ULTRA LOW IQ.
Link to TRUMP EVER declaring BK???
*InB4 low IQ retard links a chapter 11 reorganization of one of TRUMPS many corporations*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#28420739) |
 |
Date: July 27th, 2015 11:56 AM Author: Cream ticket booth
Not flame
http://i.imgur.com/nE4sF7g.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#28420764) |
Date: July 27th, 2015 11:51 AM Author: sepia nofapping chad
Lost it at "Thomas Smith, your landscaper"
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#28420726) |
Date: November 25th, 2016 11:36 AM Author: Grizzly karate
Now explain how someone other than white, straight, Christian males in the heartland will benefit. Doesn't seem like many people are getting the long end of the stick other than those demographics, at least as described in the OP's fantasy.
What about urban professionals, women, minorities?
What if the daughter above dumps her nice Midwestern boy to take a VC job in Silicon Valley (a job that she's able to get because there are less H1-B foreigners to take them)? And is there any chance that the "boss" in said power lunch is a female or minority, or anyone other than a straight, white, Christian male?
Would you envision a situation like the one described in the OP, except with two wives or two husbands?
Is this not part of Trump's America?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#31989039) |
 |
Date: November 25th, 2016 12:17 PM Author: Grizzly karate
To where would you flee? Even Trump appointed or promoted women, gays, minorities etc who were good at their jobs. He wouldn't sign off on the vision of America in the OP if it's limited to people who don't look like his family, which includes Jews, ex-spouses, and immigrants. His cabinet already includes women and minorities (and even minority women, i.e. Nikki Haley).
If the immigrants, women, gays, minorities etc. work hard, make money, and generally don't disturb the peace then there won't be any reason for the white Christian straight males to be threatened by their presence in their neighborhoods and workplaces.
What about a more inclusive definition of what it means to be American (we don't care who you are or how you define yourself as long as you have legal citizenship and obey our laws) coupled with secure borders and more economic protections for American citizens? Nationalism need not be coupled with a 50s-style whitewashing that erodes the life possibilities for large swaths of our citizens.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#31989372) |
Date: June 24th, 2018 6:19 AM Author: beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry
"Thomas Smith, your landscaper"
it's been said before but 5848585699694999394
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#36300227) |
Date: May 15th, 2020 7:38 PM Author: ocher vivacious principal's office kitty cat
In reality
Massive deficits
Pandemics
Widespread unemployment
GDP crashing
Social unrest
Polarization like never before
Crumbling infrastructure
Widening wealth gap
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#40217291)
|
Date: June 18th, 2020 10:33 PM Author: swashbuckling dingle berry point
jfc, this was so misguided and horrible inaccurate.
Nothing even came close to being true.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#40446829) |
Date: August 12th, 2020 10:48 AM Author: Indigo business firm
6:00 AM: Your teenage son is getting in from his paper route he works 3 times a week. You were laid off when the economy shut down, so you've been forcing your son to use his $200 paycheck to buy groceries for your family.
6:45 AM: You get ready to write a check for your daughter's student loan payment, but it's not needed. COVID cancelled in-person classes and, with the bleak economic outlook, your daughter decided to take a "gap year" to try her hand as a TikTok influencer doing music videos for the new Cardi B "Wet Ass Pussy" song.
7:30 AM: Your wife is still in bed. The crippling anxiety of your layoff, your daughter's new "career," the pandemic, and social unrest has destroyed her. She lays in bed all day crying.
9:00 AM: You put on your mask and head out to stand in line at the unemployment office. You get there only to realize it's closed because BLM vandals burned it down last night.
10:00 AM: You drive around aimlessly, looking for any distraction. You try to go to the bar, but it's closed due to COVID. You grab a newspaper and sit in your car reading it. You just don't want to go home. The headlines are bleak. Your local downtown was ransacked by rioters while Trump impotently tweeted "law and order!" The big department store on Main Street is bankrupt and closing. COVID swept through a local nursing home and killed a bunch of WW2 veterans. Local city council members vote to defund the police.
10:30 AM: You drive your car off the local bridge.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#40743765) |
Date: August 16th, 2020 8:45 PM Author: odious lilac whorehouse filthpig
HOLY FUCK as a trumpmo, this did not age well
i forgot how awesome 2015 was
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#40766031) |
Date: November 8th, 2020 9:58 PM Author: Fragrant Library Candlestick Maker
This did NOT age well at all.
The Romney one did better
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#41321771) |
Date: January 21st, 2025 12:44 AM Author: Yellow bearded university
FIRST 2025 BUMP
still lollercausting HARD@ cumskins thinking rearranging the titanic deck chairs will save them
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2],#48572569) |
|
|