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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
vigorous chrome tattoo brethren
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
Cracking pit
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poppy associate elastic band
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Leo Frank's Orphanage
  06/04/25
1. disgusting 2. that guy is not and never has been spacepo...
Greedy School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
Comical athletic conference chad
  05/25/25
fine
Greedy School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
Light spot
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
Spectacular brunch
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
Cream Address
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
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  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
exhilarant buff church kitty cat
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
milky motley principal's office legend
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
arousing effete box office sweet tailpipe
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
Azure Bateful Space Dragon
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
Magical Public Bath
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
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  05/25/25
I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me
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  05/26/25
180 spaceporn!
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  05/26/25
180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
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  05/27/25
Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG &qu...
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SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: Cracking pit

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: poppy associate elastic band



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Date: June 4th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: Greedy School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Comical athletic conference chad

Lol yes it is

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Greedy School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency

fine

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Light spot

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Spectacular brunch

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Cream Address

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Azure Bateful Space Dragon

Holy shit 180

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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: exhilarant buff church kitty cat

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: milky motley principal's office legend

Ward and Chris are kyoot

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: arousing effete box office sweet tailpipe

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Azure Bateful Space Dragon

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Magical Public Bath

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: exhilarant buff church kitty cat

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: histrionic mustard trump supporter faggotry

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: carmine well-lubricated lodge french chef



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Orange swollen cruise ship regret

180 spaceporn!

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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: excitant keepsake machete church building

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: exhilarant buff church kitty cat

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: vigorous chrome tattoo brethren

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: cordovan corner halford



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



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