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Will make $25M from a tech co exit this year. Another 20-50M in potential

Earn out Has been extremely painful but man it feels good...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Nigga, what the cunt is a "FA"?
Stirring rusted native
  07/30/25
financial advisor
Apoplectic toilet seat
  07/30/25
Faggot Ass
provocative cordovan station queen of the night
  07/30/25
...
excitant parlor half-breed
  07/30/25
lol I'm a prole with no FA and still figured that one out
hyperactive place of business prole
  07/31/25
Can you relocate before you take the hit? Go live in Florida...
Comical disturbing senate
  07/30/25
Unlikely and all my family and network are here anyway. Not ...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
That’s $3.25MM you retard. That’s enough for a k...
Comical disturbing senate
  07/30/25
CA taxman always gets his
Dead zippy hospital
  07/30/25
...
Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat
  07/30/25
cr sounds like california sourced income, ftb will get your ...
motley market
  07/30/25
Tioctcr
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Sure no one in the history of California has tried this.
Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe
  07/30/25
next thing you're going hear is that you can avoid NYC taxes...
hyperactive place of business prole
  07/31/25
I asked Chat and if you plan it out a year in advance you ca...
Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe
  07/31/25
Founder?
Razzle-dazzle stag film
  07/30/25
Very early employee
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
congrats! 8 figures is fuck you money, so even if you don...
Infuriating son of senegal
  07/30/25
Ty bro Unfortunately not quite in sf Bay Area but it does...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
unless you have family in the area why would you care about ...
Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker
  07/30/25
Let’s have an SF meetup
Dead zippy hospital
  07/30/25
...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
The beautiful thing about fuck you money is that you don't a...
Ebony church
  07/31/25
Can I get in on this, man?
Unhinged boiling water university
  07/30/25
Ur doing great for urself brother
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
180. why in the world would you 'grind' anymore? assume you...
glittery tan stage juggernaut
  07/30/25
Want to buy a new house which is 8-10 million So need an...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
lol
greedy brass sound barrier center
  07/30/25
It's beating a dead horse around these parts, but I just loo...
Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat
  07/30/25
Not flame at all brother This is Bay Area life. Tons of o...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Decent flame
twisted ruby mother
  07/30/25
Okay, now imagine you are 16 years old - what would 16 year ...
Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe
  07/30/25
Probably like 5 chicks at the same time and a home arcade sy...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
When you have a successful exit, it becomes much easier to p...
Comical disturbing senate
  07/30/25
180. How old is the company? I assume you were on the gro...
Arrogant brethren jewess
  07/30/25
Very early employee. Was a big risk when I joined, and have ...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Nothing wrong with working the bone, brother
tripping crystalline den
  07/30/25
...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Congrats. How long have you been with the company?
Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat
  07/30/25
4+ years
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Nice congrats. Big exits are 180. It’s been a few year...
Diverse coffee pot
  07/30/25
Lol queer
Charismatic gay wizard
  07/30/25
...
glittery tan stage juggernaut
  07/30/25
How much did you clear? Congrats brother
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
How can I do this as a gay, autistic lawyer?
Stirring rusted native
  07/30/25
Sex with men for money
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Is $25,000 a lot of money to you
Gaped Crackhouse Striped Hyena
  07/30/25
Yes
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
asking relevant questions.
Cream volcanic crater
  07/30/25
congrats, brother!
Apoplectic toilet seat
  07/30/25
Ty
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Lmao at this cope. Just admit that you would give everything...
glittery tan stage juggernaut
  07/30/25
Keep talking shit about Tmfs household income
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
How many inches of jewish penis would you estimate you&rsquo...
Cruel-hearted spot
  07/30/25
A lot. And not just Jewish
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Boondocks?
racy lemon gas station
  07/30/25
He’s like 100M+ a decade ago so prob 500m jow
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
I traded emails with him while working on BLB a million year...
racy lemon gas station
  07/30/25
That was you! I thought you and Randazza and all the crowd ...
honey-headed dopamine
  07/30/25
lol. I remember helping leaf with his CS homework. Hadn&rsqu...
racy lemon gas station
  07/30/25
Wife? Kids?
Bat shit crazy hot wrinkle faggot firefighter
  07/30/25
Wife 3 kids
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Hope you don’t get divorced brother!
navy state milk
  07/30/25
Wife has been a saint Last few years I’ve basically...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Head on a swivel from now on
navy state milk
  07/30/25
180. Was it tough being a Bay Areamo with 3 kids before this...
Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat
  07/30/25
Yeah bro. We only decided to have third kid when this money ...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Holy shit you are headed for a juicy divorce rape
Indecent Arousing People Who Are Hurt
  07/31/25
PEPPER | ANGUS
irradiated library
  07/31/25
With kids and wanting an 8-10 million dollar house, you need...
Sticky glassy mediation
  07/30/25
Tiotcr Likely grinding for 2-4 more years for the earn ou...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
also one clarification is that it’s ltcg so more like ...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
The fact that this is sort of true is mind blowing. He co...
Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe
  07/30/25
This is a Reddit take. My family and friends and network are...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
the only thing that matters is your family if you have kids ...
Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker
  07/31/25
be rich as fuck, mostly $20MM is enough to have 3 generat...
Laughsome opaque circlehead hall
  07/31/25
Xo loves to shit on global capitalism for moving away from p...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
Congrats man.
hilarious chrome azn
  07/30/25
Ty bro
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
pull the plug
Erotic cruise ship
  07/30/25
Have you considered not being a faggot and squandering so mu...
Lime sanctuary
  07/30/25
Tell me more about ca real estate pumo lol
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
And there it is. Like many other fags I know in CA you&rsquo...
Lime sanctuary
  07/30/25
Tell me more about being brave pumo
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
You’re being glib ITsubthread because I’m challe...
Lime sanctuary
  07/30/25
Tell me about how psychologically challenging yourself pumo ...
citrine home turdskin
  07/30/25
Seems like every six months there’s a poster who says ...
Odious doobsian foreskin party of the first part
  07/30/25
Have you tried rebooting your machine
Indecent Arousing People Who Are Hurt
  07/31/25
...
Arrogant brethren jewess
  07/31/25
(EPAH)
Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker
  07/31/25
180 This happened to me. I do whatever the fuck I want no...
misunderstood learning disabled dilemma
  07/30/25
180 How much did you make, how did you think about retireme...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
You're making that much but not a founder? What kind of tech...
Yellow karate
  07/30/25
This thread is eye opening for me, I’d feel comfortabl...
naked range deer antler
  07/31/25
Why retire unless you're old or taking care of kids/elderly ...
Yellow karate
  07/31/25
Why not grind on something non cucky
slate curious casino
  07/31/25
I can think of plenty of fulfilling things to do that dont i...
naked range deer antler
  07/31/25
Do you have kids and live in hcol to be near family? Thats b...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
your perspective is hilarious. $3m is more wealth than 99.9%...
naked range deer antler
  07/31/25
Your poasting on the rotted carcass of a preftigious message...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
180
Mauve Lascivious Blood Rage Dingle Berry
  07/31/25
Figma? Not too many startups where early employees get 8 ...
Bronze death wish
  07/31/25
it pains me to see you burn that money by giving it to the f...
Ocher house friendly grandma
  07/31/25
You sure bro? I’m all for tax avoidance but this doesn...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
that's new to me, i'll read into it and give my take. even i...
Ocher house friendly grandma
  07/31/25
Congrats!
Ebony church
  07/31/25
Congrats. Based on your comment re $8M house I'm guessing yo...
Passionate abode macaca
  07/31/25
I think Hillsborough/Atherton etc is bullshit IMO - I know i...
confused fluffy set codepig
  07/31/25
Cr I worry about all this I am not retiring right now th...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
Out of curiosity, what does "retirement" look like...
Ebony church
  07/31/25
Haven’t gotten that far but have vague ideas of being ...
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
This sounds like what people say when they aren't really goi...
Ebony church
  07/31/25
Well I need another 20 or so and I’m good amirite
citrine home turdskin
  07/31/25
Congrats bro. Pay those taxes and chill. Buy some property a...
confused fluffy set codepig
  07/31/25
Lawyer operated farm full of robot farmhands tp
Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker
  08/01/25


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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Earn out

Has been extremely painful but man it feels good. Can’t tell anyone irl other than my FA so sharing here. Debating whether to try to retire instead of grinding out another few years

(This is all pre tax and in CA so a lot less than it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143677)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring rusted native

Nigga, what the cunt is a "FA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143897)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic toilet seat

financial advisor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143920)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: provocative cordovan station queen of the night

Faggot Ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143982)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: excitant parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144136)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: hyperactive place of business prole

lol I'm a prole with no FA and still figured that one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144951)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Comical disturbing senate

Can you relocate before you take the hit? Go live in Florida for a year?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143683)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Unlikely and all my family and network are here anyway. Not that worked up about giving ca their 13%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143840)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Comical disturbing senate

That’s $3.25MM you retard. That’s enough for a kid to be set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143849)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Dead zippy hospital

CA taxman always gets his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143888)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144134)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: motley market

cr sounds like california sourced income, ftb will get your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144217)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Tioctcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144273)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe

Sure no one in the history of California has tried this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144345)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: hyperactive place of business prole

next thing you're going hear is that you can avoid NYC taxes by buying a crappy condo in Florida and pretending you live there. no one ever has thought of doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144957)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe

I asked Chat and if you plan it out a year in advance you can do it, but California is highly likely to still come looking for you and may litigate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145249)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film

Founder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143688)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Very early employee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143842)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Infuriating son of senegal

congrats!

8 figures is fuck you money, so even if you don't retire right away it gives you the choice to do so on your terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143695)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Ty bro

Unfortunately not quite in sf Bay Area but it doesn’t hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143846)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker

unless you have family in the area why would you care about living there anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143856)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Dead zippy hospital

Let’s have an SF meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143892)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144110)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Ebony church

The beautiful thing about fuck you money is that you don't actually have to stay in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145117)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Unhinged boiling water university

Can I get in on this, man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143699)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Ur doing great for urself brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143844)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: glittery tan stage juggernaut

180. why in the world would you 'grind' anymore? assume you don't enjoy the grind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143702)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Want to buy a new house which is 8-10 million

So need another 20 pre tax to really be comfortable, end up at 20m after tax excluding primary residence which is 800k/year safe withdrawal rate

Then I tink I’m done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143850)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: greedy brass sound barrier center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144072)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat

It's beating a dead horse around these parts, but I just looked up what $8-10M gets you in the Bay Area these days. E.g. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/161-Primrose-Way-Palo-Alto-CA-94303/19468864_zpid/

LJL at $9.5M for that

LJL at $3k in insurance + $10k in property tax for it, per month, every month, forever

And LJL that the boomers who currently live there pay less than half of that in property tax per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144161)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Not flame at all brother

This is Bay Area life. Tons of opportunity but insane wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144211)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: twisted ruby mother

Decent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144167)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe

Okay, now imagine you are 16 years old - what would 16 year old you tell you to do with the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144473)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Probably like 5 chicks at the same time and a home arcade system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49147169)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Comical disturbing senate

When you have a successful exit, it becomes much easier to print money in the future by pretending you have the playbook to hit it big again. You would be stupid not to try. What else are you going to do if you’re under 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143853)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Arrogant brethren jewess

180.

How old is the company? I assume you were on the ground floor, founder or employee 1, something like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143827)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Very early employee. Was a big risk when I joined, and have worked myself to the bone he last few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143852)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: tripping crystalline den

Nothing wrong with working the bone, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143969)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144112)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat

Congrats. How long have you been with the company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143848)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

4+ years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144113)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Diverse coffee pot

Nice congrats. Big exits are 180. It’s been a few years for me now, ready for next. Nothing better after being patient for a while to suddenly have it finally come together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143867)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Charismatic gay wizard

Lol queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143926)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: glittery tan stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144015)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

How much did you clear? Congrats brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144114)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Stirring rusted native

How can I do this as a gay, autistic lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143878)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144115)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Gaped Crackhouse Striped Hyena

Is $25,000 a lot of money to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143882)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144117)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

asking relevant questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144127)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic toilet seat

congrats, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49143927)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144119)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: glittery tan stage juggernaut

Lmao at this cope. Just admit that you would give everything you have to make $250k at Verizon Wireless as associate general counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144014)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Keep talking shit about Tmfs household income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144124)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spot

How many inches of jewish penis would you estimate you’ve sucked in your “career” to date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144078)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

A lot. And not just Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144126)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: racy lemon gas station

Boondocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144103)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

He’s like 100M+ a decade ago so prob 500m jow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144128)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: racy lemon gas station

I traded emails with him while working on BLB a million years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144139)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: honey-headed dopamine

That was you! I thought you and Randazza and all the crowd from that place had vanished into the ether

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144165)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: racy lemon gas station

lol. I remember helping leaf with his CS homework. Hadn’t thought about that in so long. MR wanted me to be part of some suit regarding the registration of the phrase “Big Law”. Nice guy but I was just like, I am no one why do you care about adding me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144206)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hot wrinkle faggot firefighter

Wife? Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144109)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Wife 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144129)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: navy state milk

Hope you don’t get divorced brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144162)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Wife has been a saint

Last few years I’ve basically been absent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144213)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: navy state milk

Head on a swivel from now on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144215)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Bateful Dun Business Firm Kitty Cat

180. Was it tough being a Bay Areamo with 3 kids before this exit? Describe the changes you're going to make now that you have UMC money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144164)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Yeah bro. We only decided to have third kid when this money was somewhat certain

House first. I live in a piece of shit 3m home that would be 150k in flyover. Debating tear down or just buying new, don’t have energy to tear down and rebuild while doing this job

Other than that may buy a nice watch and a vacation and fly biz cvlsss on vacations. And help out family as needed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144216)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Indecent Arousing People Who Are Hurt

Holy shit you are headed for a juicy divorce rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144741)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: irradiated library

PEPPER | ANGUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145063)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Sticky glassy mediation

With kids and wanting an 8-10 million dollar house, you need to keep grinding for a few more years brother. 25 mil is basically 12 in CA after state/fed tax, after 8 mil for the house, that leaves you 4 mil which maybe will be enough to send your kids to college in 2035 which means you're poor again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144218)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Tiotcr

Likely grinding for 2-4 more years for the earn out then really some

And if I burn out before then whatever guess we aren’t flying private

One debate is whether to just build a new house on our lot for 3-4m instead of buy a new one for 8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144240)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

also one clarification is that it’s ltcg so more like 17 after tax, 8 for a house 9 liquid

Need another 10 or so after tax and can be done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144277)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Saffron Histrionic Nursing Home Giraffe

The fact that this is sort of true is mind blowing.

He could take his $12 million and move ANYWHERE not CA/NYC and easily live phat on $500k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144493)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: citrine home turdskin

This is a Reddit take. My family and friends and network are all in ca. what the fuck would I do in Texas or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145075)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker

the only thing that matters is your family if you have kids

the point is you have more than enough for fuck you for life money if you choose to move outside CA. who cares about a "network" if you can just... retire? you have enough to buy both sets of parents extremely nice houses in addition to your own if you move anywhere else. if you're not at least considering that as a realistic option you're just lying to yourself to stay in the rat race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145094)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Laughsome opaque circlehead hall

be rich as fuck, mostly

$20MM is enough to have 3 generations set for life if properly invested. What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145947)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Xo loves to shit on global capitalism for moving away from parents and friends for jobs and then also tell you to leave your parents and friends when you have money lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49147162)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: hilarious chrome azn

Congrats man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144251)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Ty bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144278)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Erotic cruise ship

pull the plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144298)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Lime sanctuary

Have you considered not being a faggot and squandering so much of your earnings on an overpriced piece of shit house? All of your reasoning ITT is premised on the need to get assfucked by expensive real estate and it’s clear you’ve bought into that idea and keep convincing yourself it’s necessary (when it isn’t). If you drop that premise you’ll be able to come up with a better plan and have more capital to work for you. Also, and relatedly, do not assume just because you did this once that you’ll be able to do it more, or again—I’ve seen plenty of bros get fucked by that assumption. You might, but it’s better to set yourself up financially so you have flexibility and don’t need that outcome to obtain to be good with where you are (which circles back to my first point about not hanging an albatross real estate purchase around your neck as you get your exit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144338)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Tell me more about ca real estate pumo lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144352)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Lime sanctuary

And there it is. Like many other fags I know in CA you’ve brainwashed yourself into thinking it’s appropriate to blow $10m on a house (and erode a significant portion of your potential working capital) because “that’s just how it is.” How about you sack the fuck up and stay in your current house rather than consuming a bunch of your exit money on some overpriced shitbox. Use the money to set yourself up financially for life so you don’t HAVE to grind. And then, if you really want to go for some 8-figure estate, repeat what you just did, if you can, and then you can squander some money. You’re acting like a ghetto rat with your thinking just at a different level of wealth. Take off the handcuffs and open up your eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144364)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Tell me more about being brave pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144375)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Lime sanctuary

You’re being glib ITsubthread because I’m challenging your psychological premise (blow money on house is necessary) and it doesn’t feel good. Maybe unbelievably to you, I’m saying this out of a desire to see you maek it in a deep and sustainable way. I’d urge you to at least think about what I’m saying, if you’re able to. You have an opportunity that very few people get and it would be boneheaded to do what you’re proposing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144379)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Tell me about how psychologically challenging yourself pumo lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144413)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: Odious doobsian foreskin party of the first part

Seems like every six months there’s a poster who says the same thing. Are there a lot of tech bros on here? Doesn’t seem like it to me. Every time I ask for help with Word or pdf editing I get no responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144362)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Indecent Arousing People Who Are Hurt

Have you tried rebooting your machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144740)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Arrogant brethren jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145039)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker

(EPAH)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145054)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: misunderstood learning disabled dilemma

180

This happened to me. I do whatever the fuck I want now. I mostly hang out with my kids and write shitty novels. I used to play around with cool tech but I am not terribly interested in AI and it moves too fast for someone who isn't fully invested in keeping up with all the new gay shit

I help out on the steering committee of a programming language. That's enough tech for me these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144518)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: citrine home turdskin

180

How much did you make, how did you think about retirement ability/withdrawal rate et c?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145077)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Yellow karate

You're making that much but not a founder? What kind of tech? Are the founders clearing $20B+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144554)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: naked range deer antler

This thread is eye opening for me, I’d feel comfortable retiring with 3 mil in the bank. Goes to show your spending just increases with your earnings. good for the economy I guess, but the hedonistic treadmill is wild. I guess this is why billionaires still work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144599)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Yellow karate

Why retire unless you're old or taking care of kids/elderly or sick parents? Doing nothing all day without purpose would be corrosive to the soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144631)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: slate curious casino

Why not grind on something non cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144731)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: naked range deer antler

I can think of plenty of fulfilling things to do that dont involve working at a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145203)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Do you have kids and live in hcol to be near family? Thats basically most of it

I have friends who are early retiring off 3m to live in a van (no kids), doesn’t sound that fun to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145078)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: naked range deer antler

your perspective is hilarious. $3m is more wealth than 99.9% of all humans who have ever lived have owned, but you think its only enough to live in a van and be homeless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145195)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Your poasting on the rotted carcass of a preftigious message bort where the resident loser aspired to a billion. Welcome to xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145254)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Mauve Lascivious Blood Rage Dingle Berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49144940)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Bronze death wish

Figma?

Not too many startups where early employees get 8 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145042)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Ocher house friendly grandma

it pains me to see you burn that money by giving it to the ftb when tax avoidance is so easy. i paid for my current home with my tax savings from my exit.

even if you don't want to leave the state, have you considered a ning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145060)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: citrine home turdskin

You sure bro? I’m all for tax avoidance but this doesnt seem feasible

“ California followed suit in 2023 when Gov. Gavin Newsome signed a bill effectively banning ING trusts. As PwC noted in its explanation of the law, the state now treats California residents who transfer assets into ING trusts as the owners of those entities and subjects distributions from the trusts to state income taxes”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145074)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Ocher house friendly grandma

that's new to me, i'll read into it and give my take. even if he doesn't do a ning, if his liquidity event hasn't happened yet and pushes into 2026, he needs to hie himself to tx, fl, or some similarly low/no tax state for 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145116)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Ebony church

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145119)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate abode macaca

Congrats. Based on your comment re $8M house I'm guessing you're gung ho on Hillsborough or somewhere on the Peninsula? Because you'd be right it doesn't seem like it's worth trading up from a $2.5M property till you approach the $7-8M properties, it's the cruel nature of the area. But if I were in your shoes I'd be aiming at a $5M max property, even less. You can get a very pleasant house in East Bay (Piedmont, Orinda etc) or Marin for that and wisely invest the rest and probably just retire.

Living in an $8M house means you'll feel the pressure to have a lifestyle that matches, which means you'll probably spend a lot more than you anticipate. $8M houses are for people worth $50M+ and with multiple properties. Not someone with 50% of their assets tied up in one house.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145304)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: confused fluffy set codepig

I think Hillsborough/Atherton etc is bullshit IMO - I know it’s an unpopular opinion but if you have kids I think Half Moon Bay/Pacifica is better. Almost every person I know who grew up in those insanely wealthy areas is fucked up.

Seconded on the east bay though. If you pick the right area (Piedmont/Kensington) there are some very nice homes; but the issue is the culture especially if you have kids…but then again that’s more of an endemic issue in the area.

There’s always Marin too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145353)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Cr I worry about all this

I am not retiring right now though still got young kids in diapers

Probably gonna do it a couple more years try to double the number and then can be comfortable wherever, but very mindful of the fucked up rich kid dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145390)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Ebony church

Out of curiosity, what does "retirement" look like to you? Say you spend 3-5 years and double that number. Then what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145402)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Haven’t gotten that far but have vague ideas of being ballgame dad, learning golf for real (and random other old sports I used to play), traveling a lot, and something artistic like learn to make a movie and actually make a low budget one

Maybe angel investing if I’m still in the area but right now the idea of it makes me lol. Would be happy to be completely detached from ecosystem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145451)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Ebony church

This sounds like what people say when they aren't really going to retire for the foreseeable future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145956)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: citrine home turdskin

Well I need another 20 or so and I’m good amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49147165)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: confused fluffy set codepig

Congrats bro. Pay those taxes and chill. Buy some property and a farm/ranch if you know what you’re doing with that and set your kids up with a legacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49145347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:26 AM
Author: Thriller blathering pozpig windowlicker

Lawyer operated farm full of robot farmhands tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2],#49147899)