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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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carnelian institution mediation
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
dun irradiated antidepressant drug plaza
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
carnelian institution mediation
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
dun irradiated antidepressant drug plaza
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Magical Razzle Kitty
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180 chestnut sound barrier native
  04/29/26
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carnelian institution mediation
  04/29/26
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Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser sanctuary party of the first part
  04/29/26
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Magical Razzle Kitty
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histrionic field mental disorder
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charcoal crawly whorehouse
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
charcoal crawly whorehouse
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
excitant sadistic den
  05/02/26
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Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
carnelian institution mediation
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser sanctuary party of the first part
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
carnelian institution mediation
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Magical Razzle Kitty
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Fuchsia Scourge Upon The Earth Market
  04/29/26
180!
excitant sadistic den
  04/29/26
hell yeah
180 chestnut sound barrier native
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
carnelian institution mediation
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Underhanded laughsome hall
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
carnelian institution mediation
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
carnelian institution mediation
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
carnelian institution mediation
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Wild embarrassed to the bone home messiness
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
carnelian institution mediation
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat
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Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Wild embarrassed to the bone home messiness
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
180
territorial henna marketing idea
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
180 chestnut sound barrier native
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Harsh mauve stage
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
impressive masturbator casino
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impressive masturbator casino
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just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
aromatic know-it-all cruise ship ladyboy
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
carnelian institution mediation
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
carnelian institution mediation
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Magical Razzle Kitty
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Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat
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Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Appetizing confused area community account
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
congrats!
charcoal crawly whorehouse
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
territorial henna marketing idea
  05/01/26
180
Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
carnelian institution mediation
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Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Appetizing confused area community account
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Magical Razzle Kitty
  05/01/26
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excitant sadistic den
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: dun irradiated antidepressant drug plaza

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: dun irradiated antidepressant drug plaza

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: 180 chestnut sound barrier native



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser sanctuary party of the first part

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: excitant sadistic den



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: histrionic field mental disorder



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: charcoal crawly whorehouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: charcoal crawly whorehouse

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: excitant sadistic den

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser sanctuary party of the first part

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: territorial henna marketing idea



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: excitant sadistic den

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: 180 chestnut sound barrier native

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Underhanded laughsome hall

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Wild embarrassed to the bone home messiness

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Wild embarrassed to the bone home messiness

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: territorial henna marketing idea

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: 180 chestnut sound barrier native

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Harsh mauve stage



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: impressive masturbator casino

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: impressive masturbator casino



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: aromatic know-it-all cruise ship ladyboy

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Sepia Piazza Toilet Seat



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing confused area community account

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: charcoal crawly whorehouse

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: territorial henna marketing idea

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: carnelian institution mediation

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing confused area community account

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Magical Razzle Kitty

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: excitant sadistic den



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