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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
racy stage
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Flatulent plum step-uncle's house alpha
  11/22/23
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,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Stubborn adventurous queen of the night messiness
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Indigo talking feces
  11/22/23
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racy stage
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
beady-eyed lavender set party of the first part
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
salmon frisky pisswyrm
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
racy stage
  11/22/23
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razzle-dazzle preventive strike
  11/23/23
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razzle-dazzle preventive strike
  04/28/24
Women are 180
opaque school masturbator
  12/15/24
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Vivacious Jap Base
  12/15/24
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racy stage
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
Indigo talking feces
  11/23/23
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racy stage
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
honey-headed point milk
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
honey-headed point milk
  11/23/23
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honey-headed point milk
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
180 public bath nibblets
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
honey-headed point milk
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
180 public bath nibblets
  11/26/23
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racy stage
  11/29/23
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Indigo talking feces
  12/15/24
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
supple temple
  04/28/24
180 song
Mahogany Useless Brakes Idiot
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
racy stage
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
Mahogany Useless Brakes Idiot
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
racy stage
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
Lascivious Ocher Cruise Ship Turdskin
  12/15/24
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racy stage
  12/19/23


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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: racy stage

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Flatulent plum step-uncle's house alpha

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Stubborn adventurous queen of the night messiness

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Indigo talking feces

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47130843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed lavender set party of the first part

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: salmon frisky pisswyrm

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: racy stage

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47087300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: opaque school masturbator

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#48452737)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Jap Base



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: racy stage



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Indigo talking feces

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: racy stage



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: honey-headed point milk

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: honey-headed point milk

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: honey-headed point milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: 180 public bath nibblets

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: honey-headed point milk

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: 180 public bath nibblets

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Indigo talking feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: supple temple

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Mahogany Useless Brakes Idiot

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: racy stage

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Mahogany Useless Brakes Idiot

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: racy stage

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Ocher Cruise Ship Turdskin

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2],#47187760)