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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
puce theatre
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
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  05/26/24
ALF and Al Bundy too.
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  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
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OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
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I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
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  05/26/24
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
puce theatre
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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aphrodisiac walnut station water buffalo
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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  05/26/24
(faggot skallas)
Insanely creepy parlor famous landscape painting
  05/26/24
margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
Adventurous erotic giraffe temple
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
red theater stage personal credit line
  05/26/24
Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
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Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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Now That's What I Call Music 250
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Girls Gone Wild Jamster Whole genre of disreputable servic...
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Hooked on Phonics
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Muzzy
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the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
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  05/26/24
Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
frum fragrant people who are hurt
  05/26/24
I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Dexatrim
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Woolite
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Crystal Light https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZ...
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: puce theatre

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: red theater stage personal credit line

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: 180 demanding selfie ticket booth

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Pungent Ratface

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut station water buffalo

dial down the middle

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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: contagious slate marketing idea

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: puce theatre

ALF and Al Bundy too.

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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Tan galvanic dog poop base

Just use 10-10-321!

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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Tan galvanic dog poop base

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: puce theatre

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Obsidian new version

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Maroon dingle berry

White people

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: azure whorehouse multi-billionaire

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy parlor famous landscape painting

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic giraffe temple

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2],#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: puce theatre

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic giraffe temple

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Obsidian new version

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut station water buffalo



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Obsidian new version

never see Snapple ads anymore

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy parlor famous landscape painting

(faggot skallas)

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Splenetic pink dopamine resort

margarine that tastes like butter

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic giraffe temple

Lottery commercials



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Pungent Ratface

“Best of” CD mixes

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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic giraffe temple

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: red theater stage personal credit line

Period pads using blue ink.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Brass double fault

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Brass double fault

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus

Get connected

For free

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: azure whorehouse multi-billionaire

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering persian lay

Miss Cleo

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: primrose alcoholic deer antler



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: contagious slate marketing idea

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2],#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: navy incel brunch

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2],#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: azure whorehouse multi-billionaire

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: primrose alcoholic deer antler

Now That's What I Call Music 250

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: primrose alcoholic deer antler

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Blathering razzmatazz coffee pot digit ratio

Hooked on Phonics

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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: primrose alcoholic deer antler

Muzzy

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut station water buffalo

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Gaping Garrison

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: ebony chapel jewess

They are all online now

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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: chestnut sick field

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2],#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: frum fragrant people who are hurt

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2],#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: self-centered aquamarine alpha death wish

I never see “PSAs” anymore

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness

Dexatrim

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Tan galvanic dog poop base

Woolite

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Tan galvanic dog poop base

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous menage old irish cottage

Jenny Craig



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Tan galvanic dog poop base

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Vigorous menage old irish cottage

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: navy incel brunch

Blockbuster Video

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