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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
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  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
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  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
slimy coldplay fan genital piercing
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
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  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
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  08/01/25
yes
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DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
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  08/01/25
That's true, man.
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  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
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strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
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I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
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Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
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if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
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  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
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  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
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  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
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whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sadistic hospital

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: hairraiser citrine degenerate



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: White Parlor Sandwich

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: shaky bronze box office roommate

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sadistic hospital



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: walnut appetizing institution

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Lavender Base Doctorate



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed locale

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Autistic sepia menage codepig

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Scarlet coffee pot

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Autistic sepia menage codepig

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Autistic sepia menage codepig

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Scarlet coffee pot

That's true, man.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Lavender Base Doctorate

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Autistic sepia menage codepig



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly costumed market marketing idea

Evan is a bottom iirc

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Diverse Famous Landscape Painting Jap



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Autistic sepia menage codepig

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: shaky bronze box office roommate

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly costumed market marketing idea

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Big-titted masturbator water buffalo

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: nofapping puce plaza mad cow disease

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest area

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Nudist burgundy ticket booth incel

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

How can you defend chopsticks?

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest area

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

Hmmm interesting

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Glittery tanning salon newt

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest area

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: disrespectful charcoal national

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Azure chad space



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: trip french chef pit

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Red point affirmative action



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Overrated Sable Shrine Gaming Laptop

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan genital piercing

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Tan School Skinny Woman

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)