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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Boyish selfie
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
razzle-dazzle dysfunction faggotry
  06/03/25
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pearly twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/25
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honey-headed nubile institution
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
pearl razzle temple
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Boyish selfie
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
copper boltzmann
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Dull Spot
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Boyish selfie
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Histrionic lilac stain heaven
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
fantasy-prone talented location
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Boyish selfie
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Wonderful sickened senate
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
ivory arousing wrinkle skinny woman
  06/03/25
obviously yes
vibrant impressive genital piercing
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
white range
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Hyperactive khaki international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Floppy Mauve Set Candlestick Maker
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Boyish selfie
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Appetizing charcoal property boistinker
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
white range
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
mahogany stirring indian lodge goal in life
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
umber titillating corner affirmative action
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Fluffy soul-stirring nursing home
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Histrionic lilac stain heaven
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Bearded passionate psychic
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Fluffy soul-stirring nursing home
  06/04/25
...
pearly twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Wonderful sickened senate
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Lemon galvanic center potus
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
mahogany stirring indian lodge goal in life
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Boyish selfie
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Fishy pea-brained theatre personal credit line
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Out-of-control yapping plaza
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Boyish selfie

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dysfunction faggotry

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: pearly twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: honey-headed nubile institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: pearl razzle temple

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Boyish selfie

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: copper boltzmann

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Dull Spot

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Boyish selfie

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac stain heaven

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone talented location

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Boyish selfie

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Wonderful sickened senate

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: ivory arousing wrinkle skinny woman

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: vibrant impressive genital piercing

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: white range

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Hyperactive khaki international law enforcement agency

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Floppy Mauve Set Candlestick Maker

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Boyish selfie

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Appetizing charcoal property boistinker

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: white range

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: mahogany stirring indian lodge goal in life

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: umber titillating corner affirmative action

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Fluffy soul-stirring nursing home

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Histrionic lilac stain heaven

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Bearded passionate psychic

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Fluffy soul-stirring nursing home

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: pearly twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Wonderful sickened senate

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Lemon galvanic center potus

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: mahogany stirring indian lodge goal in life

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Boyish selfie

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Fishy pea-brained theatre personal credit line

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control yapping plaza

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)