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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
apoplectic university queen of the night
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Narrow-minded Aromatic Mood Azn
  06/03/25
...
Hairraiser theater stage hissy fit
  06/04/25
...
stimulating shaky death wish selfie
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Nudist Wagecucks Stag Film
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
apoplectic university queen of the night
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Swollen claret ratface police squad
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
laughsome ivory native
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
apoplectic university queen of the night
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
flirting carnelian roast beef
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
razzle-dazzle institution
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
apoplectic university queen of the night
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Marvelous Jet-lagged Field
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Carmine charismatic base
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Titillating dun filthpig
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Chocolate excitant psychic headpube
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
beady-eyed gaped liquid oxygen alpha
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
unholy menage quadroon
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
apoplectic university queen of the night
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Idiotic trailer park foreskin
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Chocolate excitant psychic headpube
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
insane glittery home sandwich
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Mint gunner
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
adventurous ticket booth multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
flirting carnelian roast beef
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
pearl point candlestick maker
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
adventurous ticket booth multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
...
Hairraiser theater stage hissy fit
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Marvelous Jet-lagged Field
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
angry international law enforcement agency lay
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
insane glittery home sandwich
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
apoplectic university queen of the night
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Chartreuse Halford Elastic Band
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
low-t trip boistinker
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: apoplectic university queen of the night

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aromatic Mood Azn

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser theater stage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: stimulating shaky death wish selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Nudist Wagecucks Stag Film

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: apoplectic university queen of the night

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Swollen claret ratface police squad

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome ivory native

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: apoplectic university queen of the night

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: flirting carnelian roast beef

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: apoplectic university queen of the night

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Marvelous Jet-lagged Field

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Carmine charismatic base

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Titillating dun filthpig

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Chocolate excitant psychic headpube

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed gaped liquid oxygen alpha

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: unholy menage quadroon

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: apoplectic university queen of the night

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Idiotic trailer park foreskin

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Chocolate excitant psychic headpube

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: insane glittery home sandwich

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Mint gunner

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: adventurous ticket booth multi-billionaire

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: flirting carnelian roast beef

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: pearl point candlestick maker

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: adventurous ticket booth multi-billionaire

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser theater stage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Marvelous Jet-lagged Field

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: angry international law enforcement agency lay

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: insane glittery home sandwich

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: apoplectic university queen of the night

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse Halford Elastic Band

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: low-t trip boistinker

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)