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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
costumed excitant french chef
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Filthy Piazza Masturbator
  06/03/25
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snowy disgusting clown sweet tailpipe
  06/04/25
...
razzle vermilion friendly grandma stain
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
federal chad pit
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
costumed excitant french chef
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Contagious flatulent twinkling uncleanness
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
overrated idea he suggested cuckoldry
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
costumed excitant french chef
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Floppy cream whorehouse
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Galvanic Mewling Menage Macaca
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
costumed excitant french chef
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Unholy Water Buffalo
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Insanely creepy disturbing bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Razzle-dazzle messiness
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Cerise bossy gunner boistinker
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
alcoholic orchestra pit persian
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Fishy 180 Hall Dragon
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
costumed excitant french chef
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
bistre cowardly electric furnace hell
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Cerise bossy gunner boistinker
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
dead citrine jewess prole
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
hyperventilating national security agency dingle berry
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Concupiscible Sepia Property Hominid
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Floppy cream whorehouse
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
vibrant iridescent athletic conference
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Concupiscible Sepia Property Hominid
  06/04/25
...
snowy disgusting clown sweet tailpipe
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Unholy Water Buffalo
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Greedy Roast Beef
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
dead citrine jewess prole
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
costumed excitant french chef
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Marvelous indirect expression
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Gay sanctuary
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: costumed excitant french chef

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Filthy Piazza Masturbator

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: snowy disgusting clown sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: razzle vermilion friendly grandma stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: federal chad pit

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: costumed excitant french chef

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Contagious flatulent twinkling uncleanness

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: overrated idea he suggested cuckoldry

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: costumed excitant french chef

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Floppy cream whorehouse

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Mewling Menage Macaca

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: costumed excitant french chef

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Unholy Water Buffalo

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy disturbing bawdyhouse

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle messiness

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Cerise bossy gunner boistinker

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: alcoholic orchestra pit persian

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Fishy 180 Hall Dragon

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: costumed excitant french chef

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bistre cowardly electric furnace hell

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Cerise bossy gunner boistinker

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: dead citrine jewess prole

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating national security agency dingle berry

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sepia Property Hominid

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Floppy cream whorehouse

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: vibrant iridescent athletic conference

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sepia Property Hominid

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: snowy disgusting clown sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Unholy Water Buffalo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Greedy Roast Beef

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: dead citrine jewess prole

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: costumed excitant french chef

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Marvelous indirect expression

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Gay sanctuary

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)