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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
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  03/31/26
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co i...
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people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers....
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Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surf...
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  03/31/26
dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over ...
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Bitch was living life on easymode
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  03/31/26
the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing&quo...
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lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped ...
snowy stirring spot depressive
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EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad w...
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  03/31/26
I had forgotten that re: Paulie Heidi Irvani's Big Embezz...
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  04/01/26
*Lying bitch Brittan Heller
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I knew shortporch IRL That's on my short list for kookies...
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  04/01/26
taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing'...
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spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts ...
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  04/04/26
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Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
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What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
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Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
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How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
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  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
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AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
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  03/31/26
So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and...
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  03/31/26
I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, fa...
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  03/31/26
Thank you for your service
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  04/02/26
whoa
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180
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  04/01/26
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what was the anthony bourdain thing?
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Kenneth Play
  04/04/26
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oomox
  04/05/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
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...
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And her reading xo threads in her documentary
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trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
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correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
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  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
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  03/31/26
posted a link to a scholar's summary above
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  03/31/26
That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian
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"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
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  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
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  03/31/26
I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.
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  03/31/26
You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would ...
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  03/31/26
I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
180
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  04/01/26
deafening silence
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Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading. ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/05/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
bateful iridescent ceo dragon
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
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  03/31/26
What is the Sonic Youth thing?
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He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
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  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
chocolate floppy cuckoldry
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
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haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
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  03/31/26
The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared w...
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are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
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  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
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Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
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  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
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subtle tt neg
chocolate floppy cuckoldry
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
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haha yeah "like a"
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TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman
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  04/01/26
claimed this?
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The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
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Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
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  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
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Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
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"...but still, he slap"
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Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
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  03/31/26
Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
offensive skinny woman scourge upon the earth
  03/31/26
No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO
snowy stirring spot depressive
  04/01/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
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  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
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  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
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EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than ...
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There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least...
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  03/31/26
The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at ...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  03/31/26
He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Pica...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  03/31/26
Did he actually die?
oomox
  04/05/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
snowy stirring spot depressive
  03/31/26
Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo
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  03/31/26
wtf explain
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Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lama...
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But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doob...
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  03/31/26
This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't...
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And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their m...
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  03/31/26
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Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future W...
nighttime pozpig police squad
  03/31/26
No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years
twinkling fragrant cumskin office
  03/31/26
JM prescient yet again
Aphrodisiac amber mental disorder
  04/01/26
He’s an absolute oracle.
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Surfeando las estrellas
  04/06/26
TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
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the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
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What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
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Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
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:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
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why did he disappear?
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went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
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  03/31/26
wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?
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don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing ...
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it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
180
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My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
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  03/31/26
watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
Rusted piazza
  03/31/26
yes :(
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Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
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  03/31/26
What is his first name if not flame
beady-eyed opaque trailer park faggotry
  04/01/26
To be fair, Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100...
To be fair
  04/10/26
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
Razzle state
  03/31/26
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
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  03/31/26
leave boom alone
chocolate floppy cuckoldry
  03/31/26
I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
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  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
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  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
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  03/31/26
J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
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Unghhhh
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...
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subtle lisa rowe trolling
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  03/31/26
Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
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twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than...
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180
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I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.
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  04/01/26
180!
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Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
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permanently grounded
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Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
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...
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the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
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As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool
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massive bearded range
  04/01/26
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
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  03/31/26
...
laughsome talking immigrant
  03/31/26
I understand and wish to continue
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Honey-headed theater
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To be fair
  04/10/26
...
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Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder ...
aromatic hideous digit ratio
  03/31/26
Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he'...
oomox
  04/05/26
I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
Wonderful chapel
  03/31/26
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
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...
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He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
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lol
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he would post updates about his career in money lending and ...
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...
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“Lending it all tonight”
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MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
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  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
Irradiated school cafeteria
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https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&a...
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  03/31/26
...
Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life
  04/01/26
lol
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I can personally confirm.
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
your post was on 4/1 that really wasn't mdh, right? mdh wa...
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massive bearded range
  04/01/26
To be fair, MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got ...
To be fair
  04/10/26
I really like it here
glittery toaster
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...
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DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
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DVP?
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  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
glittery toaster
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A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the do...
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
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  03/31/26
Oh, quite the opposite
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Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
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Doesn't sniff top 10
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I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
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could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
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a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
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  04/01/26
I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for th...
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  04/01/26
they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender
chocolate floppy cuckoldry
  04/01/26
I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benz...
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
Contagious mischievous famous landscape painting
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
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...
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Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
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180 Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never ...
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probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
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...
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Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage lock...
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https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-...
pink naked haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?
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  04/03/26
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled S...
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  03/31/26
(dork)
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boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably under...
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PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general th...
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  03/31/26
woah cr fartman tp
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I just farted
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AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of ...
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  03/31/26
180 work. Fuck Fertick
Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life
  04/01/26
Leiter/Tubgirl
self-absorbed concupiscible orchestra pit
  03/31/26
Describe in detail please
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  03/31/26
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubg...
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i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this lis...
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Did someone frame him with Mexicans?
aromatic hideous digit ratio
  03/31/26
No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut&rd...
Glassy pontificating trump supporter
  03/31/26
...
vibrant pit
  03/31/26
By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-new...
pink naked haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
...
Amethyst station
  03/31/26
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting a...
Amethyst station
  03/31/26
I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got...
provocative disgusting weed whacker voyeur
  03/31/26
did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing? she ...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  03/31/26
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happe...
Amethyst station
  03/31/26
doobs posted the dick pic
twinkling fragrant cumskin office
  03/31/26
reddened pisswyrm?
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  03/31/26
...
twinkling fragrant cumskin office
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It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”
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...
Boyish know-it-all national mad-dog skullcap
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...
Thriller tanning salon
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...
chocolate floppy cuckoldry
  04/01/26
180
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
  04/02/26
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with...
Galvanic indirect expression queen of the night
  04/03/26
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people -johnsm...
Aqua Community Account
  03/31/26
The Colonel!
Thriller tanning salon
  04/01/26
...
Aqua Community Account
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that dude who was living/working right where shit was poppin...
Federal Ruby Knife
  03/31/26
...
Amethyst station
  03/31/26
...
glittery toaster
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Aqua Community Account
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BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!
Thriller tanning salon
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...
Topaz Stage
  04/01/26
I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.
Adulterous Diverse Coldplay Fan
  04/02/26
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisi...
Crimson library
  04/01/26
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of th...
Misanthropic market
  04/01/26
Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up i...
chestnut startled meetinghouse wrinkle
  04/01/26
Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and b...
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatar...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. Th...
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in...
Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman
  04/01/26
Lol no
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
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not top 10, but it was a great thread
Irradiated school cafeteria
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cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph
cream blathering fanboi
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i loved that thread
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  04/01/26
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Remember BoomJoe's outing?
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Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious
Awkward doctorate ticket booth
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I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Credito...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
wait, this isn't a community account?
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  04/02/26
we have a style guide.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/03/26
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade...
Charismatic Abode
  04/01/26
What was guacgate? Great list otherwise
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the ...
Charismatic Abode
  04/01/26
tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask ...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
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Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
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Tyty 🐢 “What would Chesterton poast if he were a...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-ex...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poa...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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Cr fren
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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Canary bawdyhouse place of business
  04/01/26
🀯🀯🀯
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
  04/01/26
NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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Justice delayed is justice denied
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
  04/01/26
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream Ask a Mormon was GOAT
Disrespectful bat shit crazy cuckold black woman
  04/01/26
Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.
Thriller tanning salon
  04/01/26
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a ...
Canary bawdyhouse place of business
  04/01/26
Farisa's Crossing being released
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...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
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exhilarant hospital
  04/01/26
I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. B...
Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig
  04/01/26
...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
  04/01/26
justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too
Arousing clown set
  04/02/26
Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime
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I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl...
Clear Coiffed Dopamine Rehab
  04/01/26
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  04/01/26
...
Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond
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Marvelous drab turdskin
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turquoise 180 house
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OldHLSDude
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richard clock
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Is it not the case
  04/03/26
randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't se...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/03/26
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luiskandarnameh
  04/06/26
Bebe and his war against HLS
OldHLSDude
  04/03/26
180
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig police squad

Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.

XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers

Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world

Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association

Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784241)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.

if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784284)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784316)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784324)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Bitch was living life on easymode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784373)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: snowy stirring spot depressive

lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785781)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig police squad

EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!

Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784353)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life

I had forgotten that re: Paulie

Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785752)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

*Lying bitch Brittan Heller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785761)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

I knew shortporch IRL

That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785728)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital

taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787108)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787111)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794594)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Henna Legal Warrant Casino

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Henna Legal Warrant Casino

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: trip sienna corner

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Henna Legal Warrant Casino

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: aromatic hideous digit ratio

So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784470)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: vibrant pit

I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784583)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784623)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786930)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790408)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Aqua Community Account

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784903)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785318)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful bat shit crazy cuckold black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786223)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: vermilion tattoo university

what was the anthony bourdain thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785470)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794710)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: laughsome talking immigrant

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783971)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785754)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785793)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: bateful iridescent ceo dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Lascivious purple location

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

posted a link to a scholar's summary above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784219)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784192)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling sandwich sound barrier

That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788057)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49789556)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: trip sienna corner

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Boyish know-it-all national mad-dog skullcap

I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785049)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785053)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785877)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785910)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790371)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading.

But even though TSINAH don't agree on any politics, I like the cut of his jib, and it'd be my honor to have a steak dinner with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794714)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: bateful iridescent ceo dragon

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Lascivious purple location

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783993)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: Crimson library

The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: cream blathering fanboi

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Awkward doctorate ticket booth

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Awkward doctorate ticket booth

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Awkward doctorate ticket booth

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed opaque trailer park faggotry

TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788076)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Marvelous drab turdskin

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Walnut Personal Credit Line

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Walnut Personal Credit Line

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Titillating Translucent Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: salmon low-t site tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: glittery toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Walnut Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784718)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned bipolar volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784792)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Dopamine Rehab

"...but still, he slap"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: French institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: offensive skinny woman scourge upon the earth

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784151)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: snowy stirring spot depressive

No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785468)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783936)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785758)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: spectacular hall

EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784246)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: vibrant pit

There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784617)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784632)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: oomox

Did he actually die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794731)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: snowy stirring spot depressive

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784299)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

wtf

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784325)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784376)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784379)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: snowy stirring spot depressive

And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784627)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig police squad

Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784360)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784370)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac amber mental disorder

JM prescient yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785679)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig police squad

He’s an absolute oracle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786341)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Surfeando las estrellas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49799054)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Marvelous drab turdskin

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. JebοΏ½08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: stimulating crawly locus

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784132)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Marvelous drab turdskin

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Dopamine Rehab

wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784865)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: provocative disgusting weed whacker voyeur

don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful bat shit crazy cuckold black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786225)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: wine histrionic stag film

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784040)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed opaque trailer park faggotry

What is his first name if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788077)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808199)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle state

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed concupiscible orchestra pit

A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: cream blathering fanboi

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: big sepia property gaping

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784426)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: glittery toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: provocative disgusting weed whacker voyeur

twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784417)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: tripping garnet kitchen legend

Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Walnut Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: glittery toaster

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784182)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785670)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784267)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: massive bearded range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fluffy soul-stirring indian lodge

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: laughsome talking immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Fluffy soul-stirring indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784482)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808203)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: glittery toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: aromatic hideous digit ratio

Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784496)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: oomox

Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he's done enough work covering it up that he's gotta be an accessory, but I'm curious whether you guys think he knew beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49794736)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Wonderful chapel

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: tripping garnet kitchen legend

I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: wine histrionic stag film

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Walnut Personal Credit Line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784400)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: tripping garnet kitchen legend

he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.

"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785456)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786927)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned bipolar volcanic crater

“Lending it all tonight”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784797)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: cream blathering fanboi

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: cream blathering fanboi

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2

hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784235)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785772)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785794)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

I can personally confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785749)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria

your post was on 4/1

that really wasn't mdh, right?

mdh was practicing in key west, if i remember correctly. did this attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791202)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: massive bearded range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785726)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.

Nice guy, IMO.

Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49808204)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: glittery toaster

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: glittery toaster

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: glittery toaster

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784077)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"

He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785464)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: pearly cerebral senate gaming laptop

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: aromatic hideous digit ratio

Oh, quite the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784502)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: comical swollen dysfunction regret

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: offensive skinny woman scourge upon the earth

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Marvelous drab turdskin

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784212)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: ebony appetizing sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784371)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: glittery toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785332)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: vigorous shitlib

I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry

they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786245)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785812)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Contagious mischievous famous landscape painting

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: glittery toaster

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: provocative disgusting weed whacker voyeur

180

Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784728)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784177)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: pink naked haunted graveyard

Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784237)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: pink naked haunted graveyard

https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784255)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Federal Ruby Knife

Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784261)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784420)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: curious boltzmann lodge

Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784270)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

(dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784274)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784279)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: chrome internal respiration pocket flask

woah cr fartman tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784283)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: glittery toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784305)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

I just farted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784308)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784281)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784419)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: spectacular hall

AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784288)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life

180 work. Fuck Fertick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785778)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed concupiscible orchestra pit

Leiter/Tubgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784454)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Describe in detail please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784478)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791424)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly fantasy-prone nursing home really tough guy

i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list

i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784515)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: aromatic hideous digit ratio

Did someone frame him with Mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784568)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Glassy pontificating trump supporter

No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784641)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784615)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: pink naked haunted graveyard

By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784699)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Amethyst station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784746)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Amethyst station

It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.

There was other funny shit about that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784766)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: provocative disgusting weed whacker voyeur

I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784774)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?

she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Amethyst station

I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)

I do remember the masturbation fort

He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive

Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784794)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office

doobs posted the dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784799)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: duck-like motley brunch codepig

reddened pisswyrm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785021)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: nighttime pozpig police squad

It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Boyish know-it-all national mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785063)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Thriller tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: chocolate floppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression queen of the night

On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790608)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Aqua Community Account

Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people

-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training

- the whole leiter thing

- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here

- that professor who freaked out about some memes

- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784849)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

The Colonel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785299)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Aqua Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785663)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Federal Ruby Knife

that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784861)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Amethyst station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: glittery toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784869)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Aqua Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49784872)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785300)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Topaz Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788251)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Diverse Coldplay Fan

I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790542)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: Crimson library

mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.

Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785313)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: Misanthropic market

Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.

Anyone have the thread link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785426)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: chestnut startled meetinghouse wrinkle

Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785578)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785730)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785796)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.

Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785817)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785834)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785862)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785917)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Mature Hairline

Those were really fun days.

I cant believe the fraud involved in that case hasn't truly seen the light of day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791606)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785739)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria

not top 10, but it was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785986)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: cream blathering fanboi

cr

also, fuck that jeet Rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787128)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly fantasy-prone nursing home really tough guy

i loved that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787369)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life

not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785782)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Light Excitant Crackhouse Patrolman

Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).

Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.

He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785851)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating locale love of her life

Remember BoomJoe's outing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785915)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49785923)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Awkward doctorate ticket booth

the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786161)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786229)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Marvelous drab turdskin

wait, this isn't a community account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790400)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

we have a style guide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791644)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Abode

Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy

Guacgate

Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies

An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat

USS HELLOSIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

What was guacgate?

Great list otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786110)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Abode

It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786124)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786219)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

180

If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786334)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786351)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

Tyty 🐢

“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786367)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786443)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786447)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Cr fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786450)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786455)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786434)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

🀯🀯🀯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786438)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786439)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

Justice delayed is justice denied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786440)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786442)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786445)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786448)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful bat shit crazy cuckold black woman

Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream

Ask a Mormon was GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786230)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon

Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786390)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse place of business

Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.

also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786452)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: wine histrionic stag film

Farisa's Crossing being released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786941)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49786944)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital

all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.

during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.

no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787144)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Cowardly maniacal heaven filthpig

I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49787206)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788067)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Arousing clown set

justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788597)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49792763)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Dopamine Rehab

I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl vid meetings, and the Mormons Live chat that we summarily trashed

Seeing PN in a snuggy was a good day on xoxohth. Tagging along as BEL got drunk for the first time in her life was also fun, but predicting Bourdains suicide days before it happened was incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788055)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed opaque trailer park faggotry

A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millions of dollars in crypto in 2017 bullrun thanks to some guy telling us to buy ethereum when it was breaking $16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788087)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788091)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Marvelous drab turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49790405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic theater stage

Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788119)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: turquoise 180 house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49788254)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Burgundy electric telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49789988)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1104283&forum_id=2#12921248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791363)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791433)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Is it not the case (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't seen in at least 15 years: https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791649)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: luiskandarnameh (🧐)

"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my personal all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49799082)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Bebe and his war against HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791468)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Is it not the case (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49791651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: legally female father

Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant sister when she asked him to do chores in exchange with living with her for free, lost the fight, then ran out to get arrested with his pants and shirt both ripped open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2],#49792739)