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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
blathering queen of the night resort
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
blathering queen of the night resort
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Mahogany bbw
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We’ve all been there
Abnormal godawful nursing home
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The giver or the taker lol
blathering queen of the night resort
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Supple Lodge
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arousing saffron field
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Not hygienic
honey-headed coldplay fan
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Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
slippery sanctuary old irish cottage
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
blathering queen of the night resort
  07/26/25
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Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
slippery sanctuary old irish cottage
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Ultramarine Parlor
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Internet-worthy Toilet Seat Son Of Senegal
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
blathering queen of the night resort
  07/27/25
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Brass razzle church
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
soggy house-broken regret forum
  07/26/25
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Ultramarine Parlor
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Razzle-dazzle amethyst pervert locus
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Buff fluffy karate
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
stimulating set personal credit line
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Razzle-dazzle amethyst pervert locus
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
blathering queen of the night resort
  07/26/25
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Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol
  07/26/25
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Vigorous Orchid Degenerate Mad Cow Disease
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Motley salmon school
  07/26/25
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Ultramarine Parlor
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Passionate Burgundy Station Doctorate
  07/26/25
which dad tp
spectacular sable spot
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Sadistic fighting new version
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine Parlor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Mahogany bbw



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Abnormal godawful nursing home

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Boyish skinny woman

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Parlor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: fragrant massive trailer park



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: copper low-t property



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: hairraiser pink whorehouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: nighttime alpha



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy international law enforcement agency headpube



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Buff fluffy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amethyst pervert locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: 180 Brilliant Den



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Supple Lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Cerebral opaque theatre deer antler



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: arousing saffron field



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: honey-headed coldplay fan

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: slippery sanctuary old irish cottage

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: slippery sanctuary old irish cottage

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Parlor

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Toilet Seat Son Of Senegal

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Brass razzle church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: soggy house-broken regret forum

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Jet Slap-happy Plaza

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amethyst pervert locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Plum multi-colored step-uncle's house ladyboy

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Buff fluffy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: stimulating set personal credit line

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amethyst pervert locus

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: blathering queen of the night resort

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Orchid Degenerate Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Slimy Rusted Public Bath Pistol

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Motley salmon school

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Passionate Burgundy Station Doctorate

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: spectacular sable spot

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Sadistic fighting new version

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)