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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
trip lime dysfunction
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
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primrose dragon party of the first part
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Soul-stirring Masturbator Nibblets
  08/02/25
rip
emerald nursing home reading party
  08/02/25
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trip lime dysfunction
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Clear volcanic crater native
  08/01/25
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exhilarant lodge
  08/01/25
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Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
talented stead famous landscape painting
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
shivering cowardly hell preventive strike
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Marvelous coral useless brakes national security agency
  08/01/25
yes
shivering cowardly hell preventive strike
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
shivering cowardly hell preventive strike
  08/01/25
?
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Marvelous coral useless brakes national security agency
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
exhilarant lodge
  08/01/25
Sick
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
...
shivering cowardly hell preventive strike
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
indigo potus headpube
  08/02/25
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big fear-inspiring crotch jew
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
shivering cowardly hell preventive strike
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
emerald nursing home reading party
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
indigo potus headpube
  08/02/25
Hdy
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Ultramarine racy corn cake fortuitous meteor
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Cheese-eating Henna Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Appetizing Tanning Salon
  08/02/25
Titcr
Shaky state incel
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Appetizing Tanning Salon
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Spectacular piazza partner
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Appetizing Tanning Salon
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
cordovan corner circlehead
  08/02/25
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Chocolate Razzmatazz Goyim Property
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Comical alcoholic orchestra pit
  08/02/25
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swashbuckling dingle berry
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
free-loading heady stage
  08/02/25
?
Bateful Fat Ankles
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
bipolar meetinghouse
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: trip lime dysfunction

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: primrose dragon party of the first part



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Masturbator Nibblets

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: emerald nursing home reading party

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: trip lime dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Clear volcanic crater native

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: talented stead famous landscape painting

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: shivering cowardly hell preventive strike

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Marvelous coral useless brakes national security agency

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: shivering cowardly hell preventive strike

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: shivering cowardly hell preventive strike

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Marvelous coral useless brakes national security agency

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant lodge

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: shivering cowardly hell preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: indigo potus headpube

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring crotch jew



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: shivering cowardly hell preventive strike

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: emerald nursing home reading party

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: indigo potus headpube

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine racy corn cake fortuitous meteor

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Henna Mad-dog Skullcap

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Appetizing Tanning Salon

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Shaky state incel

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Tanning Salon

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Spectacular piazza partner

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Appetizing Tanning Salon

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: cordovan corner circlehead

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Chocolate Razzmatazz Goyim Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Comical alcoholic orchestra pit

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: free-loading heady stage

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bateful Fat Ankles

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: bipolar meetinghouse

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)