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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
excitant bisexual dopamine
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Violet Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting Locus
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
razzle-dazzle senate
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
glassy fragrant bawdyhouse
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
razzle-dazzle senate
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
razzle-dazzle senate
  06/29/24
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seedy irradiated point weed whacker
  06/29/24
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provocative well-lubricated site french chef
  06/29/24
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Ocher Ratface
  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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Frozen twisted national
  06/29/24
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excitant bisexual dopamine
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
seedy irradiated point weed whacker
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Outnumbered Location
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
seedy irradiated point weed whacker
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
seedy irradiated point weed whacker
  06/29/24
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aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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amber slimy trust fund
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Outnumbered Location
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
insane gunner
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
insane gunner
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
ivory heaven
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
provocative well-lubricated site french chef
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
House-broken drab church
  06/29/24
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curious mahogany sweet tailpipe range
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
lemon fluffy set
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Wild scarlet twinkling uncleanness
  06/29/24
Jfc
flesh trip personal credit line
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Frozen twisted national
  06/29/24
she did it again
excitant bisexual dopamine
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Stirring infuriating cruise ship
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
amber slimy trust fund
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Violet Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting Locus
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: excitant bisexual dopamine

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Violet Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting Locus

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: glassy fragrant bawdyhouse

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: seedy irradiated point weed whacker

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: provocative well-lubricated site french chef

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Ocher Ratface

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Opaque spectacular headpube fanboi



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Frozen twisted national



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: excitant bisexual dopamine



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: seedy irradiated point weed whacker

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Outnumbered Location

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: seedy irradiated point weed whacker

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: seedy irradiated point weed whacker

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Mischievous Laughsome Cuck Theater

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: amber slimy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Outnumbered Location

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: insane gunner

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: aromatic underhanded hospital sex offender

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: insane gunner

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: ivory heaven

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: provocative well-lubricated site french chef

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: House-broken drab church

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: curious mahogany sweet tailpipe range



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: lemon fluffy set

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Wild scarlet twinkling uncleanness

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: flesh trip personal credit line

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Frozen twisted national

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant bisexual dopamine

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Stirring infuriating cruise ship

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: amber slimy trust fund

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Violet Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting Locus

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041232)