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Anyone else think your Mom's 401k losing 50% is 180?

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abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
to be honest, i am getting a bit concerned that the two anno...
bearded smoky black woman
  04/05/25
Dementia mom was actually incredibly shrewd in this regard. ...
pea-brained honey-headed sandwich
  04/05/25
rofl i shld hire ur birdshit mom as my money manager
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
That bitch let this country be overflowed w turd skins like ...
cobalt provocative range becky
  04/05/25
TBF, anyone looking to retire soon shouldn’t have been...
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  04/05/25
Advisors all put them heavy as fuck in equities. People like...
overrated wild office antidepressant drug
  04/05/25
This is egregious flame. "You should be in bonds if yo...
henna vivacious casino old irish cottage
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Greedy dead international law enforcement agency electric furnace
  04/05/25
Ok now actually talk irl to any financial advisor. The Vangu...
overrated wild office antidepressant drug
  04/05/25
If you’re at 50% equities then you’re completely...
Greedy dead international law enforcement agency electric furnace
  04/05/25
So somebody using this target date fund and retiring "n...
henna vivacious casino old irish cottage
  04/05/25
lol so its basically go furk urself? is this what trumpmos a...
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
even if they are only 50% equities they are still losing a t...
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
I've been trying to get her to liquidate and put it all in a...
henna vivacious casino old irish cottage
  04/05/25
You know a lot of these people have pensions and similar ben...
Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse
  04/05/25
stfu u retard, u can easily look up percent who have pension...
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
No it isn't you ignorant spammer
Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse
  04/05/25
I only want the worst for Boomers.
self-absorbed walnut principal's office
  04/05/25
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cobalt provocative range becky
  04/05/25
You mean your other dad's 401k
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  04/05/25
Boomers have $4m houses in Socal that they bought in the 80s...
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Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse
  04/05/25
IME boomers are the most sensitive to any attack on their NW...
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
I thought you hated your parents?
exhilarant main people
  04/05/25
He has to beg them for money occasionally
Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse
  04/05/25
I do, i made this thread as a reply to the one called "...
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
Let's see here-- you washed out of the law within a few year...
henna vivacious casino old irish cottage
  04/05/25
yep, pretty much
abusive fanboi
  04/05/25
lol at my mom having the impulse control to invest in a 401k
disgusting judgmental corner
  04/05/25
My mom died
Black Racy Stead Ratface
  04/05/25
Boomers have pensions. Whatever 401k they have is just extra...
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: abusive fanboi



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: bearded smoky black woman

to be honest, i am getting a bit concerned that the two annoyingly retarded lazy boomers at my work who were gonna retire in a few months might not now. i recently accepted a management position largely based on my expectation that i wouldnt have to deal with them. if theyre back, i'll need to reassess or see if they can be moved to another department

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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: pea-brained honey-headed sandwich

Dementia mom was actually incredibly shrewd in this regard. She withdrew all of her IRA from equities and has been in money market since mid-March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817709)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

rofl i shld hire ur birdshit mom as my money manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817804)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: cobalt provocative range becky

That bitch let this country be overflowed w turd skins like u. Fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817718)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Greedy dead international law enforcement agency electric furnace

TBF, anyone looking to retire soon shouldn’t have been heavy on equities anyway. If they had decent exposure to the bond market then they’re doing okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817736)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: henna vivacious casino old irish cottage



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: overrated wild office antidepressant drug

Advisors all put them heavy as fuck in equities. People like you always Hide when the market is at ATH because they'd get Flamed, lose Karma, or become a Joke.

"Your age in bonds" would put a 60 year old 40% in equities lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817739)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: henna vivacious casino old irish cottage

This is egregious flame. "You should be in bonds if you're close to/at retirement" is bog standard advice regardless of market conditions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817744)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Greedy dead international law enforcement agency electric furnace



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: overrated wild office antidepressant drug

Ok now actually talk irl to any financial advisor. The Vanguard 2025 fund is 50% equities: https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/mutual-funds/profile/vttvx#portfolio-composition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817874)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Greedy dead international law enforcement agency electric furnace

If you’re at 50% equities then you’re completely fine. Someone looking to retire right now still probably has 20-30 Years left to live, so you need some long term upside still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48818014)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: henna vivacious casino old irish cottage

So somebody using this target date fund and retiring "now" is already 40% in bonds and completely fine. Did you even read your own link. If so, how did you not understand it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48818051)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

lol so its basically go furk urself? is this what trumpmos are saying to retirees, most of whom are fellow BIRDSHITS? why is trump 2.0 so mean to birdshits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817807)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

even if they are only 50% equities they are still losing a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817808)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: henna vivacious casino old irish cottage

I've been trying to get her to liquidate and put it all in a SPIA for a while now, then just live "paycheck to paycheck" basically. Failing that, I wanted to look over her portfolio and make sure things were appropriately conservative, but she never had time. If she just got market crash pwned, my conscience is clear, I tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817741)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse

You know a lot of these people have pensions and similar benefits that younger people don't right? And most boomer women didn't work and will get their husbands pension and social security when they die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817788)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

stfu u retard, u can easily look up percent who have pensions and its very low just scammy ex-miliary and govt workers maybe not even 20% tops, and anyway how do u think pensions are paid out? the pension funds are the BIGGEST investors in the stock market, when they have mass declines it becomes increasingly difficult to pay out pensions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817810)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse

No it isn't you ignorant spammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817816)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: self-absorbed walnut principal's office

I only want the worst for Boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817798)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: cobalt provocative range becky



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Pale menage weed whacker

You mean your other dad's 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817802)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817809)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: violent charismatic sex offender



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: big liquid oxygen

Boomers have $4m houses in Socal that they bought in the 80s for $250k, and pay $3k a year in property tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817840)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817848)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

IME boomers are the most sensitive to any attack on their NW which was totally created by 100% HARD WORK, they are so use to just being given everything, a stable economic environment for decades that even a 15-20% correction will drive them insane esp when they see no geopolitical reason for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817866)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: exhilarant main people

I thought you hated your parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817871)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Frozen Obsidian Incel Meetinghouse

He has to beg them for money occasionally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817891)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

I do, i made this thread as a reply to the one called "Anyone else think Tariffs are 180?" but somehow ppl took it seriously it seems to hit home for some reason

i hoap my bitch mom's 401k goes to hell she surely wont leave a cent for me even though being the most deprived bitch influence ever she owes me the stupid furking bitch all indians shld furking die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817901)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: henna vivacious casino old irish cottage

Let's see here-- you washed out of the law within a few years, you always engage in logical fallacies then double-triple/quadruple down on them, you're a crazed loner who hates everywhere he goes, you fail at everything you do, and the only thing you find solace in is the imagined achievements of non-white people from five centuries ago. Yeah, I'm sure the problem is on your mother's end. JFC, you're the strongest argument against parenthood I've ever seen, imagine creating life and then what you get is Tommy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817903)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: abusive fanboi

yep, pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817905)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: disgusting judgmental corner

lol at my mom having the impulse control to invest in a 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48817895)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Black Racy Stead Ratface

My mom died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48818021)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Anal razzle-dazzle fortuitous meteor hunting ground

Boomers have pensions. Whatever 401k they have is just extra gravy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2],#48818466)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:18 PM
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