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Reality, Sorry Fags: You Lost at Life if You + Family Weighs < 1000 lbs

This is at adulthood. In my family I've got my wife and my ...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
OP crossing the threshold on his own, brave!
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
You have zero family LOL at your life
motley boistinker
  08/03/25
he doesn’t need to include extra people to get to 1000...
Tantric corn cake box office
  08/03/25
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cracking puppy
  08/03/25
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motley boistinker
  08/03/25
Are you seriously recycling the joke I made two posts earlie...
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
No. He's saying that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds if you kee...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
Scroll up tubs, my post was about you currently eclipsing th...
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
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Passionate death wish
  08/03/25
That might have been your view, brother, but benzo chose to ...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
You’re morbidly obese and apparently the blubber is no...
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
You made a joke. Mymanides shifted the subject back to you. ...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
This guy is now running low IQ schtick in addition to annoyi...
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
I think it's more interesting to study the layers and layers...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
(Guy studying the layers of a 15 layer dip)
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
At least 14 of those layers aren't "daddy's cheese"...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
...
motley boistinker
  08/04/25
wasn't joking
Tantric corn cake box office
  08/04/25
I'm 6'5" and yes I've got some excess weight, but my bo...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
WORLDSTARRRRRR
motley boistinker
  08/03/25
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concupiscible snowy striped hyena
  08/03/25
Brother I am a rich, tall, white male I have like 50 years l...
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
Your dad is rich, you're (((white))), you fail at everything...
motley boistinker
  08/03/25
u whine like a little bitch all the time, why?
violet learning disabled gunner
  08/03/25
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violet learning disabled gunner
  08/03/25
my family of 5 is collectively under OP's weight alone.
Passionate death wish
  08/03/25
Surely he knew what he was (slowly) walking into
beta university codepig
  08/03/25
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Passionate death wish
  08/03/25
At least I walk with the pride and knowledge that others rel...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
...
motley boistinker
  08/03/25
ur a walking heart attack. your wife is gonna have to raise ...
Passionate death wish
  08/03/25
Are you attacking another heeb’s gollum? I’m gon...
Nofapping Alcoholic Home
  08/03/25
He needs to join me on the wegovy march
Vigorous Crackhouse Gay Wizard
  08/03/25
the joie de livre-mo BTFO the bon vivant itt
Bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling kitchen
  08/03/25
OP hasnt responded to this. odd case
Passionate death wish
  08/03/25
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Passionate death wish
  08/03/25
I don’t think you really get what’s going on wit...
Swashbuckling trust fund office
  08/03/25
CSLG fails this one afaik
yellow house-broken temple
  08/03/25
CSLG brings on the day for his family and 50+ others. That m...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
Suuuure, champ. When he sees this thread he’ll Disown ...
yellow house-broken temple
  08/03/25
So what man? If I never talk to CSLG again in my life, it wo...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
CSLG doesn’t employ white male goyim anyway
yellow house-broken temple
  08/03/25
I appreciate how you vacillate between viewing your family a...
Nofapping Alcoholic Home
  08/03/25
...
motley boistinker
  08/03/25
you can take care of me baby
Vigorous Crackhouse Gay Wizard
  08/03/25
Maybe you should take care of about 180 lbs first by taking ...
Razzle vengeful pisswyrm address
  08/04/25
great thread
coiffed insecure rehab mexican
  08/03/25
...
cracking puppy
  08/03/25
...
Azure glittery turdskin
  08/03/25
...
cracking puppy
  08/04/25
Is this an impostor disco fries?
Fuchsia background story
  08/04/25


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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: cracking puppy

This is at adulthood.

In my family I've got my wife and my daughter. Adult weights for them are about 210-220 lbs in sum. Then there's me and my three boys. Weight at adulthood is well over 800 lbs for us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153075)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: beta university codepig

OP crossing the threshold on his own, brave!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153077)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: motley boistinker

You have zero family LOL at your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153081)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Tantric corn cake box office

he doesn’t need to include extra people to get to 1000 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153198)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: cracking puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153200)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: motley boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153259)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: beta university codepig

Are you seriously recycling the joke I made two posts earlier you methed up retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153397)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: cracking puppy

No. He's saying that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds if you keep living life the way that you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153543)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: beta university codepig

Scroll up tubs, my post was about you currently eclipsing that mark solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153547)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Passionate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153549)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: cracking puppy

That might have been your view, brother, but benzo chose to turn the mirror in a different direction. Check his poast up above. You're staring at yourself, brother, not me. I know it's shocking, but those are your man titties. Not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153550)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: beta university codepig

You’re morbidly obese and apparently the blubber is now clogging your brain and ruining your reading comp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153552)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: cracking puppy

You made a joke. Mymanides shifted the subject back to you. Benzo ran with it and said that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds. Please explain to me what I am missing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153569)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: beta university codepig

This guy is now running low IQ schtick in addition to annoying approval seeking schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153571)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: cracking puppy

I think it's more interesting to study the layers and layers of PURE COPE in your threading, brother. Is everything alright? Are you okay? You know there are hotlines that you can call if you feel like you need help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153583)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: beta university codepig

(Guy studying the layers of a 15 layer dip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153589)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: cracking puppy

At least 14 of those layers aren't "daddy's cheese" my man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153950)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: motley boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49154826)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Tantric corn cake box office

wasn't joking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49156350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: cracking puppy

I'm 6'5" and yes I've got some excess weight, but my boys will all be over 6' and they will weigh more than 200 lbs. You're a bigger dude with good genes and you could have had phenomenal progeny and provided them with all of the advantages in this life. You traded it all for a watered down boulevardier at the Hotel Byblos pool at 11pm on a Tuesday evening in July.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153130)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: motley boistinker

WORLDSTARRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153145)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: concupiscible snowy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153451)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: beta university codepig

Brother I am a rich, tall, white male I have like 50 years left to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153465)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: motley boistinker

Your dad is rich, you're (((white))), you fail at everything you do and you're VAXXED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153778)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: violet learning disabled gunner

u whine like a little bitch all the time, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153620)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: violet learning disabled gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153361)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

my family of 5 is collectively under OP's weight alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153083)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: beta university codepig

Surely he knew what he was (slowly) walking into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153086)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Passionate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153088)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cracking puppy

At least I walk with the pride and knowledge that others rely on me for their survival. It's stressful, but it's also the zest of life for a real man. One might say I'm even on the path to find the joie de vivre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153162)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: motley boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153165)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

ur a walking heart attack. your wife is gonna have to raise 4 kids on her own if you dont diet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153203)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Nofapping Alcoholic Home

Are you attacking another heeb’s gollum? I’m gonna tattle to your rabbi daddy and he’s going to tell your wife not to fuck you (as he sniffs her dirty panties you gave him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153241)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Crackhouse Gay Wizard

He needs to join me on the wegovy march

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153244)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling kitchen

the joie de livre-mo BTFO the bon vivant itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153235)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

OP hasnt responded to this. odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153468)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Passionate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49154005)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling trust fund office

I don’t think you really get what’s going on with birthrates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153103)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: yellow house-broken temple

CSLG fails this one afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153141)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cracking puppy

CSLG brings on the day for his family and 50+ others. That means he gets to count their respective weights for this weight threshold. He's lifting tons and tons. He's doing just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153149)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: yellow house-broken temple

Suuuure, champ. When he sees this thread he’ll Disown you imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153175)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: cracking puppy

So what man? If I never talk to CSLG again in my life, it won't matter. If he shuns me that doesn't change that I lead a successful family of 6 and that I derive purpose from actually being successful. Regardless of what my bank account says.

I also want to take care of more people, I genuinely do, and I'm working on that. I want to be the man. I want to lift 100 or 1,000 or 10,000 tons if I can.

I'd never want to waste my resources and power on getting drunk in St-Tropez and bragging to others about how I had 95 J fares last year on my AA account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153187)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: yellow house-broken temple

CSLG doesn’t employ white male goyim anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153195)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Nofapping Alcoholic Home

I appreciate how you vacillate between viewing your family as objects of resentment or objects of pride depending on the thread theme

Key is that, no matter what, they are objects. Ornaments for your ‘success’ or regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153197)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: motley boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153212)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Crackhouse Gay Wizard

you can take care of me baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153246)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Razzle vengeful pisswyrm address

Maybe you should take care of about 180 lbs first by taking the magic eat less shot. Then you can think about being around long enough to take care of anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49154832)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: coiffed insecure rehab mexican

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153222)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: cracking puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153358)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Azure glittery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49153395)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: cracking puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49154642)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia background story

Is this an impostor disco fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2],#49156503)