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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
vibrant brunch
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
henna national security agency cuckoldry
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
azure nowag box office
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Deep Greedy Cruise Ship Cuckold
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
azure nowag box office
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
azure nowag box office
  06/29/24
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Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease
  06/29/24
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laughsome clown internal respiration
  06/29/24
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Ivory Erotic Patrolman
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High-end Wrinkle Skinny Woman
  06/29/24
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Beady-eyed ebony haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  06/29/24
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vibrant brunch
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
electric temple liquid oxygen
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Maize bateful idiot
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Maize bateful idiot
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease
  06/29/24
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Maize bateful idiot
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Frisky giraffe bawdyhouse
  06/22/25
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Marvelous embarrassed to the bone juggernaut stage
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
electric temple liquid oxygen
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Excitant slate ticket booth foreskin
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Maize bateful idiot
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Excitant slate ticket booth foreskin
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
black new version roommate
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
laughsome clown internal respiration
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
180 vengeful pistol prole
  06/29/24
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Offensive Cumskin Associate
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Wonderful State Voyeur
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
sienna twisted goal in life
  06/29/24
Jfc
frozen chapel
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Beady-eyed ebony haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  06/29/24
she did it again
vibrant brunch
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
light soggy codepig
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Marvelous embarrassed to the bone juggernaut stage
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
henna national security agency cuckoldry
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: vibrant brunch

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: henna national security agency cuckoldry

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: azure nowag box office

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Deep Greedy Cruise Ship Cuckold

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: azure nowag box office

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: azure nowag box office

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: laughsome clown internal respiration

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Ivory Erotic Patrolman

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: High-end Wrinkle Skinny Woman



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony haunted graveyard step-uncle's house



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: vibrant brunch



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: electric temple liquid oxygen

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Maize bateful idiot

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Maize bateful idiot

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Walnut vigorous gas station mad cow disease

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Maize bateful idiot



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Frisky giraffe bawdyhouse

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Marvelous embarrassed to the bone juggernaut stage



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: electric temple liquid oxygen

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Excitant slate ticket booth foreskin

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Maize bateful idiot

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Excitant slate ticket booth foreskin

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: black new version roommate

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: laughsome clown internal respiration

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: 180 vengeful pistol prole

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Offensive Cumskin Associate



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Wonderful State Voyeur

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: sienna twisted goal in life

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: frozen chapel

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant brunch

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: light soggy codepig

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Marvelous embarrassed to the bone juggernaut stage

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: henna national security agency cuckoldry

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041232)