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Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

[JERRY and GEORGE are sitting in JERRY's living room] GEO...
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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Light stirring halford

[JERRY and GEORGE are sitting in JERRY's living room]

GEORGE: You never see any black women in this neighborhood.

*laughter*

JERRY: We've had a few.

GEORGE: Did you date any?

JERRY: No.

GEORGE: Have they ever been in the building?

JERRY: No.

GEORGE: Can you even name a single black woman that you've spoken to in the past month?

JERRY: What about Raquel down at the coffee shop?

GEORGE: Raquel? She's Hispanic.

JERRY: Okay fine, so there's no black women around here. But I voted for Obama!

*laughter*

[ELAINE enters]

ELAINE: What's going on?

GEORGE: We don't know any black women.

*laughter*

JERRY: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

GEORGE: No, of course not.

JERRY: Black women have contributed all kinds of things to society.

GEORGE: Yeah, there's Oprah. And that woman from the gum commercial!

*laughter*

ELAINE: You know who likes black women?

JERRY: Who?

ELAINE: Kramer.

*laughter*

JERRY: That's not true.

ELAINE: Oh, it be true.

*laughter*

JERRY: Since when does Kramer like black women?

ELAINE: Let's just say it's one of his many secrets.

*laughter*

JERRY: Speaking of Kramer, he left his phone over here again.

GEORGE: Kramer has a phone?

JERRY: Yeah, who knew.

ELAINE: Where is it? I'll take it over on my way out.

JERRY: It's on the counter.

ELAINE: Wow, look at this.

JERRY: What?

ELAINE: I think it's unlocked.

JERRY: Really? Let me see that.

GEORGE: Who leaves their phone unlocked?

JERRY: Kramer, that's who.

*laughter*

ELAINE: What's that on the screen? Some kind of app?

JERRY: Oh my god!

GEORGE: What?

JERRY: Look at it!

ELAINE: Nude Africa? What's Nude Africa?

JERRY: Kramer's got porn on his phone!

*laughter*

GEORGE: Let me see that!

JERRY: No, give it back!

GEORGE: Let go, I'm reading this!

JERRY: George, give me the phone!

[KRAMER's phone slips out of GEORGE's hand and crashes to the floor]

JERRY: Great, now it's broken. Happy pappy?

GEORGE: Happy pappy? Who says that?

*laughter*

[KRAMER enters apartment]

KRAMER: Hey, that's my phone!

ELAINE: Yeah, we noticed.

*laughter*

JERRY: Kramer, what was that stuff on your phone?

KRAMER: What?

JERRY: The hardcore porn? Nude Africa?

KRAMER: I'm into it, Jerry. Women of color keep me spry.

*laughter*

JERRY: Well take your porn phone and get it out of here.

KRAMER: I've got a date tonight.

GEORGE: You've got a date?

KRAMER: Yeah, you know that girl down at the coffee shop?

JERRY: Raquel?

KRAMER: You better believe it, buddy.

GEORGE: She's not black, she's Hispanic.

KRAMER: Wrong!

JERRY: What do you mean?

KRAMER: Her mother is Mexican, but her father is from Tanzania. She's light-skinned, Jerry. Light-skinned!

*laughter*

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