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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
bisexual sex offender selfie
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
concupiscible slate market striped hyena
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Glittery Violet Sweet Tailpipe Plaza
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
yellow base prole
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
concupiscible slate market striped hyena
  11/12/24
wow!
Lime fighting theater
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
sickened property
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
cyan home
  11/12/24
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concupiscible slate market striped hyena
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charismatic embarrassed to the bone resort preventive strike
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Lime fighting theater
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yellow base prole
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motley violent station
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odious flushed principal's office
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Outnumbered comical crackhouse windowlicker
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exciting rigpig
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Lime fighting theater
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Learning Disabled Library
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Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
charismatic embarrassed to the bone resort preventive strike
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
concupiscible slate market striped hyena
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
rambunctious galvanic foreskin
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Orchid razzmatazz meetinghouse
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Glittery Violet Sweet Tailpipe Plaza
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
seedy burgundy mediation new version
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Outnumbered comical crackhouse windowlicker
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exciting rigpig
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
white lettuce
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Lime fighting theater
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stirring fantasy-prone filthpig
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
well-lubricated crystalline laser beams
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Lime fighting theater
  11/12/24
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Lime fighting theater
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Diverse public bath
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Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
odious flushed principal's office
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Peach Soul-stirring Shrine
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
odious flushed principal's office
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
concupiscible slate market striped hyena
  06/08/25
Damning.
Autistic House Love Of Her Life
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: bisexual sex offender selfie

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: concupiscible slate market striped hyena

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery Violet Sweet Tailpipe Plaza

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: yellow base prole

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: concupiscible slate market striped hyena

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Lime fighting theater

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: sickened property

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: cyan home

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: concupiscible slate market striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: charismatic embarrassed to the bone resort preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Lime fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: yellow base prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: motley violent station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: odious flushed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered comical crackhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: exciting rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Lime fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: charismatic embarrassed to the bone resort preventive strike

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible slate market striped hyena

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: rambunctious galvanic foreskin

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Orchid razzmatazz meetinghouse

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Glittery Violet Sweet Tailpipe Plaza

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: seedy burgundy mediation new version

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Outnumbered comical crackhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: exciting rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: white lettuce

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Lime fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: stirring fantasy-prone filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated crystalline laser beams

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Lime fighting theater

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Lime fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Diverse public bath

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: odious flushed principal's office

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Peach Soul-stirring Shrine

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: odious flushed principal's office

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: concupiscible slate market striped hyena

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Autistic House Love Of Her Life

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996493)