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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Charismatic frum roommate
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Charismatic frum roommate
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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Lol I guess you had to try
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it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
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Charismatic frum roommate
  07/14/25
wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: sticky filthy private investor

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant quadroon ticket booth

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: sticky filthy private investor

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: green supple community account

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Glittery national security agency jap

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Crawly dashing background story

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy grizzly step-uncle's house hominid



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: charcoal passionate karate plaza



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: razzle cyan newt piazza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Bisexual Laser Beams

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: green supple community account

jfc 180

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Arousing pink persian lay

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy grizzly step-uncle's house hominid

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sticky filthy private investor

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Excitant quadroon ticket booth



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sticky filthy private investor

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Claret up-to-no-good circlehead orchestra pit

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Marvelous avocado school faggot firefighter

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: razzle cyan newt piazza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: henna internet-worthy kitty cat hall



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: big principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: electric disturbing stock car national



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: boyish pale heaven really tough guy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling nudist theatre twinkling uncleanness

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: big principal's office

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Glittery national security agency jap



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed immigrant



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: charcoal passionate karate plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Thriller famous landscape painting



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Half-breed Site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Low-t pervert shitlib



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed immigrant



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: razzle cyan newt piazza



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Abnormal messiness center

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: hilarious house pocket flask



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Vibrant harsh genital piercing cuckoldry

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: razzle cyan newt piazza

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lodge

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: blue voyeur pisswyrm

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: spectacular station

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: 180 Khaki Macaca Water Buffalo

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia Abusive Degenerate Trust Fund

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: mentally impaired candlestick maker

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Amethyst Bisexual Laser Beams

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Cobalt university marketing idea



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: green supple community account



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Copper mewling antidepressant drug range



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Navy histrionic gas station preventive strike

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Charismatic frum roommate

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)