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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Plum Keepsake Machete
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
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Plum Keepsake Machete
  07/15/25
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bearded soggy foreskin party of the first part
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
fluffy office
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
startling locus
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
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soul-stirring startled legal warrant
  07/15/25
should he not?
Violent laughsome abode striped hyena
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
Mfcr
Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life
  07/15/25
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saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
bearded soggy foreskin party of the first part
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
bearded soggy foreskin party of the first part
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/15/25
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startling locus
  07/15/25
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Internet-worthy School Cafeteria
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
poppy property
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Internet-worthy School Cafeteria
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
turquoise bat shit crazy gas station
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Diverse Gold Laser Beams Location
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Insecure Digit Ratio
  07/15/25
he crushed
Plum Keepsake Machete
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
milky center
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
startling locus
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
startling locus
  07/15/25
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stimulating forum
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Concupiscible state weed whacker
  07/16/25
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startling locus
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
startling locus
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Lavender contagious depressive
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
startling locus
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Plum Keepsake Machete

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Plum Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: bearded soggy foreskin party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: fluffy office

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: startling locus

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring startled legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Violent laughsome abode striped hyena

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: bearded soggy foreskin party of the first part

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: bearded soggy foreskin party of the first part

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: startling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged iridescent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: high-end house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: poppy property

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy School Cafeteria

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: turquoise bat shit crazy gas station

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Diverse Gold Laser Beams Location

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Insecure Digit Ratio

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Plum Keepsake Machete

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: milky center

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: startling locus

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: startling locus

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: startling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: startling locus

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Lavender contagious depressive

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: startling locus

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Medicated Red Bbw Goal In Life

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: saffron infuriating trailer park indirect expression

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible state weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2],#49107203)