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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
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This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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You should have just paid for an escort.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Chrome stage gay wizard

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Blue Cuckoldry

smooth

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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Stubborn liquid oxygen nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mewling Shitlib Point



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: charismatic piazza faggotry



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Factory Reset Button

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Cerebral House



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: bearded judgmental meetinghouse lettuce

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: spectacular lemon station antidepressant drug

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: rebellious sexy gaming laptop

180

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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Naked transparent lay people who are hurt

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: spectacular lemon station antidepressant drug

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: lavender rough-skinned ticket booth



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: adventurous sepia jap telephone

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: lascivious kitchen quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Stubborn liquid oxygen nursing home

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: trip primrose business firm fat ankles

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: adventurous sepia jap telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Flushed cracking chad

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Twinkling native sound barrier

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter Locus

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Coral Sanctuary Coldplay Fan

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Drab Personal Credit Line Halford

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: adventurous sepia jap telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed water buffalo center

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Carnelian slap-happy cuck library

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Flushed cracking chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle elite international law enforcement agency queen of the night

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Violet Cocky Den

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Violet Cocky Den

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: adventurous sepia jap telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: yellow diverse internal respiration pozpig



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: amber university



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Violet Cocky Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious kitchen quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: histrionic chestnut box office

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mewling Shitlib Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mewling Shitlib Point

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mewling Shitlib Point

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mewling Shitlib Point

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: umber zippy degenerate

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mewling Shitlib Point

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: supple indirect expression dilemma

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Factory Reset Button

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134738)