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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
vigorous mood
  08/01/25
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Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
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  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
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vigorous mood
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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  08/01/25
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Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
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  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
flatulent supple station athletic conference
  08/01/25
yes
soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry
  08/01/25
?
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
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  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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  08/01/25
Sick
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
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soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/02/25
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  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
peach hilarious market
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
drunken bawdyhouse faggot firefighter
  08/02/25
Hdy
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Comical out-of-control half-breed fat ankles
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
autistic dark rigpig
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
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  08/02/25
Titcr
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  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
mustard dilemma nibblets
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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Gaped insecure church building
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
180 kink-friendly public bath halford
  08/02/25
?
Buff sandwich boistinker
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
passionate tank
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: vigorous mood

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral school



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Onyx zippy university

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: peach hilarious market

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: vigorous mood



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: burgundy crackhouse shitlib

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Domesticated Arrogant Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: mauve casino genital piercing

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: flatulent supple station athletic conference

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: flatulent supple station athletic conference

That's true, man.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Domesticated Arrogant Candlestick Maker

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: drunken bawdyhouse faggot firefighter

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: hyperactive national famous landscape painting



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring macaca cuckoldry

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: peach hilarious market

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: drunken bawdyhouse faggot firefighter

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control half-breed fat ankles

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: autistic dark rigpig

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: mustard dilemma nibblets

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible henna background story parlor

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: mustard dilemma nibblets

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

Hmmm interesting

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Confused Hairy Legs Coffee Pot

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: mustard dilemma nibblets

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Ungodly gay cumskin state

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal toilet seat



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: maize forum lettuce

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Gaped insecure church building



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: 180 kink-friendly public bath halford

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Buff sandwich boistinker

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: passionate tank

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)