Cock Control to Training Tom
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM Author: Light crackhouse
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom
Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom
Dispense with women no posers on
Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you
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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom
You really made them spray
And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)
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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control
I’m stepping through the door
And they're posing in the au naturale way
And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!
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For here am I stimming from the twink stand
Knobs are getting sworled
Assombo, balls blue
And they're stuffing full of goo
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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles
I’m twinking there with skill
And I think my facelip knows which way to blow
Tell my wife I love her very much
"She knows!"
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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom
You sure give head to make them long
Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?
Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?
Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?
Can you….
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For here am I stimming from the twink stand
Knobs are getting sworled
Assombo's balls blue
And they're stuffing full of goo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2],#45553521) |
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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM Author: Impressive Rusted Stage Filthpig
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010
this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2
as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2],#45618033) |
Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM Author: Impressive Rusted Stage Filthpig
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:
[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)
[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)
[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)
as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.
however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2],#45634008) |
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