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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
sepia theatre
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
navy pungent locus wrinkle
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
razzmatazz giraffe
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
cream trump supporter
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
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  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
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  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
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  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
navy pungent locus wrinkle
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
sepia theatre
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Primrose house kitty
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
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  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
sepia theatre
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
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  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
sepia theatre
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
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  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
sepia theatre
  08/29/25
no
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  08/29/25
Eat shit
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  08/29/25
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
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  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Tripping Vigorous Pisswyrm
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
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  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Tripping Vigorous Pisswyrm
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
cyan milk
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
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  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
razzmatazz giraffe
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
sepia theatre
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
razzmatazz giraffe
  08/28/25
wow
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  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
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  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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  08/29/25
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sepia theatre
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
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  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
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The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: sepia theatre

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: navy pungent locus wrinkle

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz giraffe

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: cream trump supporter

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored big-titted resort

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: lemon community account business firm

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: crusty mint tattoo factory reset button

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: navy pungent locus wrinkle

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: sepia theatre

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Primrose house kitty

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Bisexual galvanic azn theater stage

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: sepia theatre

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Kink-friendly diverse nursing home persian

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: sepia theatre

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Emerald haunting pervert library

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: sepia theatre

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Emerald haunting pervert library

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: cerise pit

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Emerald haunting pervert library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: cerise pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo national

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Pisswyrm

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Saffron elastic band field

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Pisswyrm

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: cyan milk

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: cordovan pocket flask

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz giraffe

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: sepia theatre

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz giraffe

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: lemon community account business firm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: dashing well-lubricated circlehead brunch

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Doobsian alcoholic lay

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: sepia theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: sepia theatre

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Unhinged principal's office

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Crystalline naked church building wagecucks

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2],#50102080)