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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
pearly resort
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
...
Exhilarant Location
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
Embarrassed to the bone bateful temple boiling water
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
Citrine glittery tank
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
how old is she
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  12/21/16
40ish
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
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  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
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write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
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cr
geriatric misunderstood voyeur
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Lmao
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
Drunken theatre legal warrant
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Nope.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
Loool
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...
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  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
what was her response?
buff swashbuckling windowlicker
  12/21/16
Still waiting
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
buff swashbuckling windowlicker
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
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https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
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https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
Opaque organic girlfriend
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...
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one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
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  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
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https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
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https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
hahahah
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...
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LMAO 180
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180000
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...
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180
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180
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179, "cum cannon" would be 180
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Thundercock makes it 180
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...
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180!!
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ho lee fuk, crying IRL
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...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
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...
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LMAO
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180
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AAA
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damn this girl is dirty
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
180
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So prescient
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
...
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180
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lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
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...
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  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
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Opaque organic girlfriend
  09/09/20
...
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  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
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  12/22/16
...
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  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
geriatric misunderstood voyeur
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
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wtf is going on between her legs?
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  12/21/16
See op
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
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  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
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  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
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  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
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  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
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  12/22/16
lol
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lol
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  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
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  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
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  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
Obsidian Set
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
geriatric misunderstood voyeur
  12/21/16
Nah
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
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  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
180 genital piercing field
  12/22/16
good times
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
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  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
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  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
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  12/22/16
I LOL'd
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
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  04/07/17
She looks jewish
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  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
plum abode stain
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
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  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
pics?
Drunken theatre legal warrant
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
buff swashbuckling windowlicker
  12/21/16
A few
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
buff swashbuckling windowlicker
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
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  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/21/16
...
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poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
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gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
Bronze center
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
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  12/22/16
stfu faggot
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  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
Talented Twisted Ticket Booth
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
Pls respond
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...
Black dilemma
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
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  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Razzle School Cafeteria Crotch
  12/22/16
great thread
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...
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not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
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  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
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...
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...
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  12/22/16
Came here to say this
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a bit sad i missed this thread last night
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...
Exhilarant Location
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
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Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
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...
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...
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LOL
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...
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  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
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i fucking love it here
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  10/04/17
...
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...
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  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
Arousing corner turdskin
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
jesus christ
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...
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now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
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  12/22/16
...
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  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
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  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
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...
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THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
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...
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Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
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  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
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...
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  10/02/17
Me too
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...
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...
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you don't say
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Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
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  12/22/16
Bridge too far
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...
deep lay
  12/22/16
...
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Very disappointing
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THOO DARK!~
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jfc
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spaghetti?
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was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
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18000000000000000000000000
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needs a manicure
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she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
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http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
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Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
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  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
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Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
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  12/22/16
Lol
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...
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Lol
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...
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...
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Xo bannon tbf
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...
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...
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...
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...
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...
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  11/24/22
Sad!
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  12/22/16
would still bang
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...
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...
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  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
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3 kids?
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2 kids
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
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  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
...
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...
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...
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...
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...
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holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
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...
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  10/02/17
...
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  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
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  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
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  12/22/16
...
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  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
...
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So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
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  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
Floppy rough-skinned mediation
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
Racy meetinghouse
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
razzmatazz gay place of business range
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
buff swashbuckling windowlicker
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
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  04/07/17
DP with toys
Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
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  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
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  12/23/16
...
aphrodisiac salmon hall
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
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  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
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  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/25/16
...
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her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
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...
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...
crystalline casino
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JFC
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lol jfc
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  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
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...
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  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
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  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
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  04/07/17
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  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
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...
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  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
fiercely-loyal lascivious forum
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
insecure sneaky criminal
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
Broken link
Light ape plaza
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one sec, going to re-upload
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
?
at-the-ready stimulating love of her life
  04/07/17
Fixed it
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
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  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
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  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
lime disturbing nursing home
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Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
lime disturbing nursing home
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I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/07/17
Enjoy
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...
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link broken bro
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  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
insecure sneaky criminal
  04/09/17
...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
supple ivory shitlib
  04/09/17
...
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180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
Obsidian Set
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Big-titted Chapel
  04/09/17
TY
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/09/17
...
histrionic shrine hunting ground
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
Talented Twisted Ticket Booth
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
Opaque organic girlfriend
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
Galvanic startling partner kitchen
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
Talented Twisted Ticket Booth
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
Bipolar orange kitty cat
  04/11/17
...
spectacular mauve heaven
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Cerise gunner wrinkle
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
domesticated massive pervert state
  07/27/17
...
histrionic shrine hunting ground
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
Wine beady-eyed people who are hurt
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  07/27/17
...
Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
charismatic carnelian theater
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire
  10/02/17
...
fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/02/17
...
low-t contagious base
  10/02/17
Delivered
vibrant volcanic crater
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
Carmine office
  10/02/17
;)
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/02/17
...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/02/17
Update?
Beta ruddy foreskin
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Frisky point
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
olive self-centered jewess
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
Sadistic Purple Theater Stage Electric Furnace
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/22/17
...
histrionic shrine hunting ground
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
territorial scourge upon the earth knife
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
Opaque organic girlfriend
  04/05/18
...
Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire
  04/05/18
...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  08/17/19
...
zombie-like jade idea he suggested
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
Irradiated parlor
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
marvelous site sandwich
  10/04/18
CR TY
Opaque organic girlfriend
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  01/20/19
180
Nofapping thirsty sanctuary haunted graveyard
  04/15/19
...
Razzle School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/17/19
LOL
peach national party of the first part
  11/25/19
lmao
maroon well-lubricated tattoo locus
  11/25/19
lol
slate international law enforcement agency hell
  09/09/20
...
chest-beating bbw
  09/09/20
...
cowardly potus
  09/09/20
...
bossy crackhouse regret
  09/11/20
Jfc
Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge
  01/17/21
Lol
Electric anal round eye
  11/24/22
Update?
honey-headed main people
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Tanning Salon
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Tanning Salon
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
Opaque organic girlfriend
  09/11/20
tyfys
aphrodisiac salmon hall
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  09/21/20
...
Opaque organic girlfriend
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
motley pontificating home digit ratio
  01/17/21
What did it say
mischievous institution
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
Odious indirect expression
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
Opaque organic girlfriend
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
peach national party of the first part
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Amber area
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
Nofapping thirsty sanctuary haunted graveyard
  11/24/22
...
abusive spot depressive
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
Exhilarant Location
  11/24/22
...
Odious indirect expression
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
Irate pungent stage jew
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
Sienna french chef striped hyena
  11/24/22
...
feces
  11/24/22
...
mint sex offender
  11/24/22
what a chad
lime disturbing nursing home
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
corn cake
  11/24/22
...
mildly autistic giraffe
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Electric anal round eye
  11/24/22
I love this thread
Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25


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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: pearly resort

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bateful temple boiling water

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Citrine glittery tank

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Titillating bawdyhouse cuckoldry

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: geriatric misunderstood voyeur

cr

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: rose immigrant piazza

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201867)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: geriatric misunderstood voyeur

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Wild impressive marketing idea

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: submissive pale faggot firefighter water buffalo

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: cerebral twinkling step-uncle's house

180000

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Bright trailer park mad cow disease



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Vengeful slimy circlehead cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: exciting khaki goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Provocative House National Security Agency

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Frisky point

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: smoky death wish station



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: motley pontificating home digit ratio

180!!

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Milky disgusting address generalized bond

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: motley pontificating home digit ratio



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Odious indirect expression

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Electric anal round eye

180

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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Pearl Laughsome Friendly Grandma

AAA

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208814)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Grizzly frum fortuitous meteor principal's office

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut faggotry whorehouse



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Sticky Splenetic Karate Elastic Band



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Black dilemma

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian theater



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Big Blathering Lodge



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: heady arrogant idiot

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Razzle School Cafeteria Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Sinister den



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: geriatric misunderstood voyeur

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian theater

Jfc i just threw up

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: supple ivory shitlib

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: fishy space

Would jizz and piss on it still

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater

You show marked restraint

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: metal sapphire senate hominid

lol

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

lol

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Set

Very noble of you. I agree

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: geriatric misunderstood voyeur

poast some pix of cucky

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Nah

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing field

Twist: OP is the cucky.

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

good times

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: dashing erotic boltzmann

Man, she loves that tub.

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: pearly resort

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Stirring greedy background story

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I LOL'd

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: marvelous site sandwich

She looks jewish

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: plum abode stain

lol she looks totally fuckable man

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: impertinent brunch

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

A few

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: dashing erotic boltzmann

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: crystalline casino



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bateful temple boiling water

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Bronze center

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: appetizing flatulent masturbator

SUPERMAN DAT

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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Fragrant flesh locale athletic conference

stfu faggot

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Talented Twisted Ticket Booth

180 thread any face pics

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: aromatic chestnut faggotry whorehouse

Pls respond

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: Black dilemma



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: spruce useless brakes

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Razzle School Cafeteria Crotch

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon hall

great thread

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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Fragrant flesh locale athletic conference



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: self-absorbed maize public bath queen of the night

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: Cracking Unholy Internal Respiration Church Building

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Arousing corner turdskin



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Confused mind-boggling hospital

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: lime disturbing nursing home

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: curious market

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: drab adulterous school private investor



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Bipolar orange kitty cat



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: deep lay

Lmao

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Violent cuck

LOL

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: exciting khaki goal in life

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: crystalline casino



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Frisky point

i fucking love it here

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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Kitty Garrison



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: Violent cuck



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Arousing corner turdskin

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bateful temple boiling water



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: unhinged psychic property

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian theater



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: multi-colored box office ceo

To be ric flair,

woo!

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Crawly pit blood rage

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Thriller henna cumskin university



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Confused mind-boggling hospital

!!!

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: geriatric misunderstood voyeur

i just realized i'm gay

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: Boyish puppy



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Crawly pit blood rage

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Wild impressive marketing idea



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Vigorous zippy church dog poop

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Carmine office



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Kitty Garrison

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Bipolar orange kitty cat

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: diverse stead nibblets

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: deep lay



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: exciting khaki goal in life



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Arousing corner turdskin

Very disappointing

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: outnumbered gas station chad

jfc

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Stirring greedy background story

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Floppy rough-skinned mediation

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Dun wonderful orchestra pit gay wizard

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Dun wonderful orchestra pit gay wizard

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant parlour hairy legs

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut faggotry whorehouse

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon hall

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian theater

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Trip bearded azn rigor

Lol

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Floppy rough-skinned mediation

Lol

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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Obsidian Set



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: cerebral twinkling step-uncle's house

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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Drunken theatre legal warrant

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: lime disturbing nursing home

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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Hateful ratface headpube



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Painfully honest legend liquid oxygen

that pussy looks cavernous

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

3 kids?

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

2 kids

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage milk

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: impertinent brunch



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Arousing corner turdskin



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Vigorous zippy church dog poop



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Business Firm



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: supple ivory shitlib

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: histrionic shrine hunting ground



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: elite medicated library mother

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut faggotry whorehouse

Send her more ifnb lines

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy rigpig roast beef

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Floppy rough-skinned mediation

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Racy meetinghouse

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling windowlicker

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

Still need the hold

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon hall

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Thriller henna cumskin university

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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon hall



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: exciting khaki goal in life

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Wild impressive marketing idea

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Wild impressive marketing idea

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Adventurous violet stag film half-breed

JFC

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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: supple ivory shitlib

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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz gay place of business range

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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Shaky crimson deer antler



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal lascivious forum

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon hall

she hit you with dat please respond

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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Dun wonderful orchestra pit gay wizard

not that there's anything wrong with that

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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal lascivious forum

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: insecure sneaky criminal

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Light ape plaza

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

one sec, going to re-upload

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: at-the-ready stimulating love of her life

?

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: lake gaming laptop goyim

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: lime disturbing nursing home

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: lime disturbing nursing home

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: lime disturbing nursing home

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Comical native dragon

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: insecure sneaky criminal

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: supple ivory shitlib

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Obsidian Set

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Big-titted Chapel

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic shrine hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Talented Twisted Ticket Booth

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Galvanic startling partner kitchen

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Talented Twisted Ticket Booth

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Bipolar orange kitty cat

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: spectacular mauve heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Cerise gunner wrinkle

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: domesticated massive pervert state

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: histrionic shrine hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Wine beady-eyed people who are hurt

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian theater

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: low-t contagious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Carmine office

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Beta ruddy foreskin

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Frisky point

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: olive self-centered jewess

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Sadistic Purple Theater Stage Electric Furnace

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: histrionic shrine hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: territorial scourge upon the earth knife

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: zombie-like jade idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Irradiated parlor

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: marvelous site sandwich

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Nofapping thirsty sanctuary haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Razzle School Cafeteria Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: peach national party of the first part

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: maroon well-lubricated tattoo locus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: slate international law enforcement agency hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: chest-beating bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author:  cowardly potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: bossy crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic double fault indian lodge

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Electric anal round eye

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: honey-headed main people

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author:  Tanning Salon

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author:  Tanning Salon

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon hall

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: motley pontificating home digit ratio

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: mischievous institution

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Odious indirect expression

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Opaque organic girlfriend

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: peach national party of the first part

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Amber area

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Nofapping thirsty sanctuary haunted graveyard

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author:  abusive spot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant Location

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Odious indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Irate pungent stage jew

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Sienna french chef striped hyena

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author:  feces



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: mint sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: lime disturbing nursing home

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author:  corn cake

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Electric anal round eye

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Rusted Awkward Toilet Seat Multi-billionaire

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49214733)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49215271)