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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
Ruby Mexican Kitchen
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beady-eyed violent fortuitous meteor
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Orange faggotry temple
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jet-lagged dopamine
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180
burgundy blathering brunch philosopher-king
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indigo razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter digit ratio
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slap-happy sienna orchestra pit
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
Fighting Plum Liquid Oxygen
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Orange faggotry temple
  07/17/16
Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
hyperactive fuchsia field telephone
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
nubile racy state
  03/30/17
Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Fighting Plum Liquid Oxygen
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Orange faggotry temple
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obsidian theatre
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wonderful sandwich
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wonderful sandwich
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still funny.
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Heady Bipolar Parlor
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electric bright crackhouse
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Insecure comical stead
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Cream Fragrant Background Story
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glittery pit
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Still 180
fantasy-prone cuckold
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glittery pit
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burgundy blathering brunch philosopher-king
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Orange faggotry temple
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
nubile racy state
  11/12/17
MODS! *(minus "even in success")
glittery pit
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nubile racy state
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Ruby Mexican Kitchen

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed violent fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Orange faggotry temple



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: burgundy blathering brunch philosopher-king

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter digit ratio



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: slap-happy sienna orchestra pit



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Fighting Plum Liquid Oxygen

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2],#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Orange faggotry temple



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: hyperactive fuchsia field telephone

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2],#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: nubile racy state

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Geriatric Stag Film Immigrant

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Fighting Plum Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Orange faggotry temple



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: costumed meetinghouse coldplay fan



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: obsidian theatre



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: wonderful sandwich



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: wonderful sandwich



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Amber milk shitlib

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Heady Bipolar Parlor



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: electric bright crackhouse



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Insecure comical stead



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Cream Fragrant Background Story



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: glittery pit



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cuckold

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: glittery pit



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: burgundy blathering brunch philosopher-king



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Orange faggotry temple



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: nubile racy state

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2],#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: glittery pit

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2],#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: nubile racy state

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: glittery pit

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: galvanic autistic goal in life home



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Peach embarrassed to the bone kitty cat doctorate



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Amethyst hairraiser station

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2],#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Medicated chestnut garrison affirmative action



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: wonderful sandwich



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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