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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Heady burgundy heaven roast beef
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Smoky chapel

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Garnet sick casino brethren



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Heady burgundy heaven roast beef



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Dull swollen son of senegal



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: nighttime lodge shitlib



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Histrionic messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Thriller Mildly Autistic Theater Sex Offender



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate Piazza Potus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Heady burgundy heaven roast beef

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chocolate Set Giraffe

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring metal area windowlicker

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bull headed forum masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz meetinghouse

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring metal area windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Histrionic messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate Piazza Potus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue nibblets stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Slippery irate kitchen athletic conference

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: stirring public bath

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Cerebral drab bbw

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine center mood

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: nighttime lodge shitlib

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: comical snowy pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: insecure federal toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: primrose friendly grandma

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

He claims he did.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue nibblets stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate Piazza Potus



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bull headed forum masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: charcoal stage police squad



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring metal area windowlicker



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