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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
orange pit
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Elite Idea He Suggested
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
orange pit
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
...
Smoky dead sound barrier forum
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
know-it-all hall multi-billionaire
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
sticky stage
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
orange pit
  12/21/16
how old is she
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
40ish
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
orange pit
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
buff feces
  12/21/16
cr
flushed mischievous gaping casino
  12/21/16
Lmao
orange pit
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
orange pit
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
Nope.
orange pit
  12/21/16
Loool
out-of-control range
  12/21/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
orange pit
  12/21/16
what was her response?
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
Still waiting
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
orange pit
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
orange pit
  12/21/16
180000000000000
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
flushed mischievous gaping casino
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
orange pit
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
orange pit
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
sable philosopher-king field
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
orange pit
  12/22/16
hahahah
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/22/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
Talking Confused Chapel Tattoo
  12/22/16
180000
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  12/22/16
lmaooooo
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
...
vigorous anal lodge cuckoldry
  12/22/16
180
Sienna Tanning Salon Ladyboy
  12/22/16
180
pearly shrine nowag
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
bonkers dysfunction
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
lmao
Mildly Autistic Home Dragon
  10/04/17
...
thirsty dilemma
  10/04/17
180!!
Magenta people who are hurt
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  09/09/20
...
orange pit
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
Floppy national security agency
  01/17/21
...
Magenta people who are hurt
  01/17/21
LMAO
yapping exciting brunch turdskin
  11/24/22
180
Cracking Location Dog Poop
  11/24/22
AAA
Lavender Violent Hominid Corner
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
180
Idiotic curious garrison
  12/22/16
So prescient
orange pit
  12/22/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/21/16
180
Idiotic curious garrison
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
Aqua Sickened Immigrant Messiness
  12/21/16
...
gold trailer park legal warrant
  12/21/16
...
yellow base persian
  12/22/16
LOL
diverse bbw
  12/21/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
Bossy regret property
  12/22/16
...
Lascivious patrolman
  12/22/16
...
diverse bbw
  12/23/16
...
mind-boggling rose lay jew
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
Opaque Vibrant Sanctuary Goal In Life
  04/15/19
...
orange pit
  09/09/20
...
Hilarious Meetinghouse
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
laughsome roommate
  12/22/16
...
honey-headed mediation national
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
flushed mischievous gaping casino
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
Lascivious patrolman
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine
  12/21/16
See op
orange pit
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
orange pit
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Passionate crusty principal's office prole
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
diverse bbw
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
orange pit
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
orange pit
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
orange pit
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
orange pit
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
Idiotic curious garrison
  12/22/16
lol
Jet-lagged wagecucks
  12/22/16
lol
diverse bbw
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
orange pit
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
orange pit
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
carnelian sweet tailpipe
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
flushed mischievous gaping casino
  12/21/16
Nah
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
diverse bbw
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
insane school cafeteria telephone
  12/22/16
good times
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
free-loading harsh crackhouse
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Elite Idea He Suggested
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
multi-colored heaven old irish cottage
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
orange pit
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
Contagious bawdyhouse nibblets
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
brindle bateful business firm therapy
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
Grizzly Hell Cumskin
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
orange pit
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
orange pit
  12/21/16
pics?
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
orange pit
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
A few
orange pit
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
supple candlestick maker
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
orange pit
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
free-loading harsh crackhouse
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
orange pit
  12/21/16
...
cream cruel-hearted mood
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
know-it-all hall multi-billionaire
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
brilliant tripping international law enforcement agency
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
Self-centered Exhilarant Blood Rage Son Of Senegal
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
drunken genital piercing idiot
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
Fragrant ebony elastic band nursing home
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
orange pit
  12/22/16
Pls respond
gold trailer park legal warrant
  12/22/16
...
Bossy regret property
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
Arousing Mexican
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
orange pit
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Hilarious Meetinghouse
  12/22/16
great thread
sinister cobalt black woman
  12/22/16
...
drunken genital piercing idiot
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
hairraiser scourge upon the earth
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
Bearded piazza selfie
  12/22/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
...
White heady brethren locus
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
razzmatazz lilac theater factory reset button
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat
  12/22/16
...
Smoky dead sound barrier forum
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
laughsome roommate
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
orange pit
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
duck-like puce death wish state
  12/22/16
...
territorial dun headpube office
  12/22/16
...
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
...
provocative violet resort
  12/22/16
Lmao
jade charismatic house
  12/22/16
LOL
sooty kitchen
  12/22/16
...
laughsome roommate
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
pearly shrine nowag
  12/23/16
...
cream cruel-hearted mood
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Mildly Autistic Home Dragon
  10/04/17
...
Soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/04/17
...
sooty kitchen
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
White heady brethren locus
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
orange pit
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
orange pit
  12/22/16
jesus christ
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
...
know-it-all hall multi-billionaire
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
citrine demanding stead
  12/22/16
...
Lascivious patrolman
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
motley very tactful menage double fault
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
orange pit
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
odious coral circlehead theater stage
  12/22/16
...
green hairless new version depressive
  12/22/16
!!!
razzmatazz lilac theater factory reset button
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
orange pit
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
flushed mischievous gaping casino
  12/22/16
...
cerebral stage
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
odious coral circlehead theater stage
  12/22/16
...
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
...
yellow base persian
  12/22/16
...
sable philosopher-king field
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
Electric cowardly rehab hairy legs
  04/09/17
...
Vengeful Church Building Community Account
  10/02/17
Me too
Soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/04/17
...
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  09/09/20
...
Sexy lake station
  09/09/20
you don't say
Idiotic curious garrison
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
provocative violet resort
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
Racy painfully honest whorehouse
  12/22/16
...
jade charismatic house
  12/22/16
...
pearly shrine nowag
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
White heady brethren locus
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
jfc
cyan vivacious university
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
multi-colored heaven old irish cottage
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
dull coffee pot
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
supple candlestick maker
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
federal navy school faggot firefighter
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
federal navy school faggot firefighter
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
orange pit
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
bisexual pink filthpig
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
gold trailer park legal warrant
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
sinister cobalt black woman
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
Lascivious patrolman
  12/22/16
Lol
abnormal stimulating gunner liquid oxygen
  12/22/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
Lol
dull coffee pot
  12/22/16
...
carnelian sweet tailpipe
  04/09/17
...
drunken genital piercing idiot
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
aphrodisiac light abode affirmative action
  04/09/17
...
honey-headed mediation national
  07/27/17
...
laughsome roommate
  07/27/17
...
Greedy Parlour Newt
  10/28/18
...
big famous landscape painting
  10/28/18
...
orange pit
  04/15/19
...
Cracking Location Dog Poop
  11/24/22
Sad!
comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship
  12/22/16
would still bang
Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat
  12/22/16
...
swashbuckling ape plaza
  12/23/16
...
Smoky dead sound barrier forum
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
Vermilion misanthropic indian lodge
  12/22/16
3 kids?
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
2 kids
orange pit
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
Frozen library dingle berry
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
orange pit
  12/22/16
...
Grizzly Hell Cumskin
  12/26/16
...
White heady brethren locus
  12/26/16
...
Electric cowardly rehab hairy legs
  04/09/17
...
Concupiscible useless locale pistol
  08/17/19
...
well-lubricated roast beef church
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine
  04/09/17
...
big famous landscape painting
  10/02/17
...
flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
Olive macaca hospital
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
gold trailer park legal warrant
  12/22/16
...
supple candlestick maker
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
orange pit
  12/22/16
...
diverse bbw
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
Razzle bipolar pocket flask
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
orange pit
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
dull coffee pot
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
orange pit
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
boyish self-absorbed parlor mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
diverse bbw
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
orange pit
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
supple candlestick maker
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
orange pit
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
DP with toys
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
sinister cobalt black woman
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
green hairless new version depressive
  12/23/16
...
sinister cobalt black woman
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
pearly shrine nowag
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
orange pit
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
orange pit
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
sable philosopher-king field
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
orange pit
  12/25/16
...
diverse bbw
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
sable philosopher-king field
  12/26/16
...
Floppy national security agency
  01/17/21
...
cream cruel-hearted mood
  04/07/17
JFC
Sexy lake station
  12/25/16
lol jfc
black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
diverse bbw
  12/25/16
...
glittery organic girlfriend twinkling uncleanness
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
Bistre temple
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
sinister cobalt black woman
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
orange pit
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
federal navy school faggot firefighter
  12/26/16
...
big famous landscape painting
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
Bistre temple
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
chrome gas station jap
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
orange pit
  04/07/17
Broken link
Spectacular Bright Crotch Native
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
orange pit
  04/07/17
?
titillating market tank
  04/07/17
Fixed it
orange pit
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
kink-friendly spot
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
orange pit
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
orange pit
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
orange pit
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
orange pit
  04/07/17
Enjoy
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  04/07/17
...
cream cruel-hearted mood
  04/07/17
link broken bro
Insecure Pervert Stag Film
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
orange pit
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
chrome gas station jap
  04/09/17
...
orange pit
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine
  04/09/17
...
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
carnelian sweet tailpipe
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
chestnut thriller address
  04/09/17
TY
orange pit
  04/09/17
...
flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
orange pit
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
Fragrant ebony elastic band nursing home
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
orange pit
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
excitant magical orchestra pit marketing idea
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
Fragrant ebony elastic band nursing home
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
provocative violet resort
  04/11/17
...
sapphire institution
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
orange pit
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Carmine sick public bath kitty
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
orange pit
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
irradiated maniacal point
  07/27/17
...
flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
dashing mint personal credit line ratface
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
orange pit
  07/27/17
...
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
orange pit
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
Lascivious patrolman
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
laughsome roommate
  10/02/17
...
big famous landscape painting
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
orange pit
  10/02/17
...
crimson bat shit crazy jewess step-uncle's house
  10/02/17
Delivered
Idiotic curious garrison
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
Vengeful Church Building Community Account
  10/02/17
;)
orange pit
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
orange pit
  10/02/17
...
orange pit
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
orange pit
  10/02/17
Update?
razzle-dazzle costumed clown senate
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
orange pit
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Mildly Autistic Home Dragon
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
pearl set
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
orange pit
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
orange pit
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
ultramarine karate volcanic crater
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
orange pit
  12/22/17
...
flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
orange pit
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
adventurous hunting ground
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
orange pit
  04/05/18
...
laughsome roommate
  04/05/18
...
orange pit
  08/17/19
...
Narrow-minded ruddy keepsake machete
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
Silver Voyeur Puppy
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
orange pit
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
orange pit
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
Contagious bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/04/18
CR TY
orange pit
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
orange pit
  01/20/19
180
milky internet-worthy center main people
  04/15/19
...
Hilarious Meetinghouse
  08/17/19
LOL
snowy godawful space
  11/25/19
lmao
Galvanic Boiling Water Mental Disorder
  11/25/19
lol
Disturbing site corn cake
  09/09/20
...
aromatic ticket booth trust fund
  09/09/20
...
Wonderful Unholy Area
  09/09/20
...
pea-brained indirect expression travel guidebook
  09/11/20
Jfc
indigo fantasy-prone foreskin
  01/17/21
Lol
Cracking Location Dog Poop
  11/24/22
Update?
slimy den athletic conference
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Cordovan Appetizing Box Office
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
orange pit
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Cordovan Appetizing Box Office
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
orange pit
  09/11/20
tyfys
sinister cobalt black woman
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
orange pit
  09/21/20
...
orange pit
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Magenta people who are hurt
  01/17/21
What did it say
Trip Theatre
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
yapping exciting brunch turdskin
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
orange pit
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
snowy godawful space
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
disgusting rigpig
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
milky internet-worthy center main people
  11/24/22
...
plum
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
Smoky dead sound barrier forum
  11/24/22
...
yapping exciting brunch turdskin
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
Clear underhanded alpha
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
shivering water buffalo
  11/24/22
...
claret bat-shit-crazy shitlib
  11/24/22
...
unhinged preventive strike
  11/24/22
what a chad
Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
Rusted
  11/24/22
...
frum pale windowlicker round eye
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Cracking Location Dog Poop
  11/24/22
I love this thread
laughsome roommate
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25
...
dirte
  08/27/25


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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: orange pit

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: orange pit

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Smoky dead sound barrier forum



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: know-it-all hall multi-billionaire

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: sticky stage

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: orange pit

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

how old is she

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: orange pit

40ish

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: orange pit

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

god they are such whores

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: buff feces

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: flushed mischievous gaping casino

cr

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: orange pit

Lmao

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: orange pit

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: out-of-control range

Loool

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: orange pit

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: orange pit

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201867)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: orange pit

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

180000000000000

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: flushed mischievous gaping casino

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

gooch! omg, that amazing.

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: orange pit

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king field

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

hahahah

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: Talking Confused Chapel Tattoo

LMAO 180

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac light abode affirmative action

180000

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: diverse bbw

lmaooooo

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: vigorous anal lodge cuckoldry



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Sienna Tanning Salon Ladyboy

180

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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: pearly shrine nowag

180

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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: bonkers dysfunction

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

Thundercock makes it 180

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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Home Dragon

lmao

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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: thirsty dilemma



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Magenta people who are hurt

180!!

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: orange pit



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Floppy national security agency

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Magenta people who are hurt



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: yapping exciting brunch turdskin

LMAO

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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Cracking Location Dog Poop

180

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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Lavender Violent Hominid Corner

AAA

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

damn this girl is dirty

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison

180

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: orange pit

So prescient

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison

180

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Aqua Sickened Immigrant Messiness

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: gold trailer park legal warrant



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Author: yellow base persian



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: diverse bbw

LOL

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Bossy regret property

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious patrolman



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: diverse bbw



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling rose lay jew



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Opaque Vibrant Sanctuary Goal In Life

Send her the xo link for context

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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: orange pit



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Hilarious Meetinghouse



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: laughsome roommate

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: honey-headed mediation national



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: flushed mischievous gaping casino

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Lascivious patrolman

Jfc i just threw up

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: orange pit

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: orange pit

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: orange pit

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Passionate crusty principal's office prole

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: diverse bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: orange pit

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: orange pit

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: orange pit

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: orange pit

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged wagecucks

lol

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: diverse bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: orange pit

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: orange pit

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: carnelian sweet tailpipe

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: flushed mischievous gaping casino

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: orange pit

Nah

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: diverse bbw



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: insane school cafeteria telephone

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

good times

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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: free-loading harsh crackhouse

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Elite Idea He Suggested

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: multi-colored heaven old irish cottage

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: orange pit

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Contagious bawdyhouse nibblets

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: brindle bateful business firm therapy

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Grizzly Hell Cumskin

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: orange pit

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: orange pit

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: orange pit

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: orange pit

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: orange pit

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: free-loading harsh crackhouse

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: orange pit

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: cream cruel-hearted mood



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: know-it-all hall multi-billionaire

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: brilliant tripping international law enforcement agency

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: Self-centered Exhilarant Blood Rage Son Of Senegal

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: drunken genital piercing idiot

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant ebony elastic band nursing home

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: orange pit

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: gold trailer park legal warrant

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: Bossy regret property



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: Arousing Mexican

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: orange pit

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Hilarious Meetinghouse

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: sinister cobalt black woman

great thread

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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: drunken genital piercing idiot



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: hairraiser scourge upon the earth

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: Bearded piazza selfie

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: White heady brethren locus



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz lilac theater factory reset button

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Smoky dead sound barrier forum



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: diverse bbw

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: laughsome roommate

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: orange pit

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: duck-like puce death wish state

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: territorial dun headpube office



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: diverse bbw



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: provocative violet resort



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: jade charismatic house

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: sooty kitchen

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome roommate



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: pearly shrine nowag

the fabric of our lives ofs

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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: cream cruel-hearted mood



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Home Dragon

i fucking love it here

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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring really tough guy



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: sooty kitchen



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: White heady brethren locus

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: orange pit

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: orange pit

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: diverse bbw

jesus christ

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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: know-it-all hall multi-billionaire



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: citrine demanding stead

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious patrolman



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: motley very tactful menage double fault

To be ric flair,

woo!

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: orange pit

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: odious coral circlehead theater stage

Urbanbaby

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: green hairless new version depressive



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz lilac theater factory reset button

!!!

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: orange pit

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: flushed mischievous gaping casino

i just realized i'm gay

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: cerebral stage



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: odious coral circlehead theater stage

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: diverse bbw



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: yellow base persian



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king field



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Electric cowardly rehab hairy legs

Jesus. . What did I just see

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Vengeful Church Building Community Account



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring really tough guy

Me too

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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: Sexy lake station



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: provocative violet resort

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Racy painfully honest whorehouse

Bridge too far

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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: jade charismatic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: pearly shrine nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: White heady brethren locus

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: diverse bbw

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: cyan vivacious university

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: multi-colored heaven old irish cottage

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: dull coffee pot

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: federal navy school faggot firefighter

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: federal navy school faggot firefighter

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: orange pit

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: bisexual pink filthpig

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: gold trailer park legal warrant

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: sinister cobalt black woman

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Lascivious patrolman

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: abnormal stimulating gunner liquid oxygen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: dull coffee pot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: carnelian sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: drunken genital piercing idiot



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac light abode affirmative action

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: honey-headed mediation national



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: laughsome roommate



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Greedy Parlour Newt



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: big famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: orange pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Cracking Location Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating legend cruise ship

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling ape plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Smoky dead sound barrier forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Vermilion misanthropic indian lodge

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: orange pit

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Frozen library dingle berry

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: orange pit

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Grizzly Hell Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: White heady brethren locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Electric cowardly rehab hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible useless locale pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated roast beef church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Olive macaca hospital

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: gold trailer park legal warrant

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: orange pit

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: diverse bbw



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Razzle bipolar pocket flask

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: orange pit

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: dull coffee pot

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: orange pit

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: boyish self-absorbed parlor mad-dog skullcap

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: diverse bbw

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: orange pit

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: orange pit

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: sinister cobalt black woman

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: green hairless new version depressive

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: sinister cobalt black woman



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: pearly shrine nowag

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: orange pit

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: orange pit

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king field

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: orange pit

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: diverse bbw



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king field

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Floppy national security agency



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: cream cruel-hearted mood



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Sexy lake station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: diverse bbw

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: glittery organic girlfriend twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Bistre temple

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: sinister cobalt black woman

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: orange pit

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: federal navy school faggot firefighter

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: big famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Bistre temple

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: chrome gas station jap

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: orange pit

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Bright Crotch Native

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: orange pit

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: titillating market tank

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: orange pit

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: kink-friendly spot

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: orange pit

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: orange pit

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: orange pit

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: orange pit

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: cream cruel-hearted mood



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Insecure Pervert Stag Film

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: orange pit

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: chrome gas station jap

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: orange pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: black hyperventilating weed whacker dopamine

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: carnelian sweet tailpipe

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: chestnut thriller address

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: orange pit

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: orange pit

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Fragrant ebony elastic band nursing home

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: orange pit

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: excitant magical orchestra pit marketing idea

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Fragrant ebony elastic band nursing home

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: provocative violet resort

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: sapphire institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: orange pit

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Carmine sick public bath kitty

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: orange pit

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: irradiated maniacal point

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: dashing mint personal credit line ratface

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: orange pit

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: orange pit

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Lascivious patrolman

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: laughsome roommate

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: big famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: orange pit

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: crimson bat shit crazy jewess step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Idiotic curious garrison

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Vengeful Church Building Community Account

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: orange pit

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: orange pit

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: orange pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: orange pit

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle costumed clown senate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: orange pit

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Home Dragon

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: pearl set

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: orange pit

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: orange pit

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: ultramarine karate volcanic crater

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: orange pit

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: flatulent drab pisswyrm fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: orange pit

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: orange pit

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: laughsome roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: orange pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Narrow-minded ruddy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Silver Voyeur Puppy

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: orange pit

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: orange pit

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Contagious bawdyhouse nibblets

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: orange pit

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: orange pit

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: milky internet-worthy center main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Hilarious Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: snowy godawful space

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Galvanic Boiling Water Mental Disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Disturbing site corn cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: aromatic ticket booth trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: pea-brained indirect expression travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone foreskin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Cracking Location Dog Poop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: slimy den athletic conference

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Appetizing Box Office

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: orange pit

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Cordovan Appetizing Box Office

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: orange pit

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: sinister cobalt black woman

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: orange pit

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: orange pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Magenta people who are hurt

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Trip Theatre

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: yapping exciting brunch turdskin

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: orange pit

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: snowy godawful space

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: disgusting rigpig

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: milky internet-worthy center main people

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Smoky dead sound barrier forum

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: yapping exciting brunch turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Clear underhanded alpha

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: shivering water buffalo

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: claret bat-shit-crazy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: unhinged preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Abusive Flesh Half-breed Kitty Cat

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Rusted

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: frum pale windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Cracking Location Dog Poop

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: laughsome roommate

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49214733)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49215271)



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Date: August 27th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49215789)