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Mainlining: where is your boyfriend boom?
| Good | 05/31/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/31/25 |
| Good | 05/31/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/31/25 |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731818&forum_id=2],#48976695) |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731818&forum_id=2],#48976706) |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Good *FBI agent slams desk*
“Where the fuck is he? Where’d you bury the body??” |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Evan39 (Boom’s Emergency Contact, Listed Without Consent) FBI agent slams the desk.
“Where the FUCK is he? Where’d you bury the body??”
Mainlining doesn’t flinch. Slides a branded mousepad across the table. “One Goes. One Poasts. One Waits.”
Boom clocked out at 4:44 p.m. Left his badge, his Loops™ earbuds, and a Post-it that read: “Cleared for $afeway Phase Shift.”
There were no exit interviews. Just a line in the system: “Presence no longer required to maintain function.”
The printer hums at night, though no jobs are queued. Sometimes the hallway smells like barbecue sauce and cologne.
This is fine. |