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This Joke Explains Iran Today (The Atlantic)

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work fo...
Juan Eighty
  03/04/26
haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "w...
Operation AIPAC Fury
  03/04/26
"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is pa...
super bowl
  03/04/26
what’s his moniker?
FUCK LIBS
  03/04/26


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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?”

The Iranian replies: “I am willing!”

The agent says: “That’s awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!”

The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: “A hundred thousand it is! But I can’t come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/iran-war-humor-people/686223/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2],#49714307)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Operation AIPAC Fury (gunneratttt)

haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "we'll be hailed as liberators" shit?

when the war on terror finally ended i thought the silver lining might be that it would be a long time before people would be convinced to enter another foreign boondoggle with such weak justifications. yet here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2],#49714319)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: super bowl (No Future)

"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is paying me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2],#49714336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2],#49714340)