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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
swashbuckling affirmative action karate
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
swashbuckling affirmative action karate
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
hot dilemma
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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  07/06/25
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Curious Boltzmann Area
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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embarrassed to the bone candlestick maker
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wonderful shitlib
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Concupiscible Background Story Toaster
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
swashbuckling affirmative action karate
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
swashbuckling affirmative action karate
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
bossy crotch
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Heady cuckold
  07/06/25
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Concupiscible Background Story Toaster
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
snowy bonkers elastic band locale
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
beady-eyed institution kitty
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Soul-stirring orchid pit clown
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
fantasy-prone deranged hunting ground piazza
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe
  07/07/25
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bearded community account pervert
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Soul-stirring orchid pit clown
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
bearded community account pervert
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
bearded community account pervert
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
bearded community account pervert
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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snowy bonkers elastic band locale
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
bearded community account pervert
  07/07/25
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Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry
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bearded community account pervert
  07/11/25
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Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
rose 180 point
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
transparent state boiling water
  07/11/25
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Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Dashing gas station
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action karate

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action karate

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: hot dilemma

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Curious Boltzmann Area



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy hissy fit black woman

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: hot dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like Internet-worthy Doctorate Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: snowy bonkers elastic band locale



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: sadistic electric whorehouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: fantasy-prone deranged hunting ground piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Thriller Telephone



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bearded community account pervert



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone candlestick maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Primrose maniacal plaza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: transparent state boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Brindle locus persian



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: wonderful shitlib



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Background Story Toaster



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action karate

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action karate

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bossy crotch

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Heady cuckold

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Background Story Toaster



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: snowy bonkers elastic band locale

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed institution kitty

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid pit clown

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone deranged hunting ground piazza

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: bearded community account pervert



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid pit clown

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Passionate White International Law Enforcement Agency Giraffe

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: bearded community account pervert

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: bearded community account pervert

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: bearded community account pervert

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy principal's office

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: snowy bonkers elastic band locale



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bearded community account pervert

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Provocative Nubile Ticket Booth Corn Cake

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated jewess dingle berry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bearded community account pervert



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: rose 180 point

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: transparent state boiling water

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious sex offender gunner



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Dashing gas station

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099235)