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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Grizzly Well-lubricated Heaven Therapy
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
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Cerebral temple dingle berry
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
cracking cruise ship yarmulke
  08/02/25
rip
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Parlour
  08/02/25
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Grizzly Well-lubricated Heaven Therapy
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
topaz stimulating volcanic crater
  08/01/25
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free-loading honey-headed codepig
  08/01/25
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Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Razzle stage hunting ground
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
brass mentally impaired foreskin
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
adventurous wine locus macaca
  08/01/25
yes
brass mentally impaired foreskin
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
brass mentally impaired foreskin
  08/01/25
?
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
adventurous wine locus macaca
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
free-loading honey-headed codepig
  08/01/25
Sick
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
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brass mentally impaired foreskin
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
light overrated business firm
  08/02/25
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Fishy Genital Piercing Gaping
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
brass mentally impaired foreskin
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Parlour
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
light overrated business firm
  08/02/25
Hdy
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
scarlet trailer park
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
thriller brunch place of business
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
hateful zombie-like national factory reset button
  08/02/25
Titcr
talking police squad
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
hateful zombie-like national factory reset button
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
fragrant roast beef telephone
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
hateful zombie-like national factory reset button
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Talented pearly private investor elastic band
  08/02/25
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Shivering native
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
drab scourge upon the earth new version
  08/02/25
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ruby french azn main people
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
marvelous indian lodge hominid
  08/02/25
?
Yellow house-broken institution
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
misunderstood lodge son of senegal
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Grizzly Well-lubricated Heaven Therapy

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral temple dingle berry



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: cracking cruise ship yarmulke

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Parlour

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Well-lubricated Heaven Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: topaz stimulating volcanic crater

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: free-loading honey-headed codepig



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Razzle stage hunting ground

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: brass mentally impaired foreskin

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous wine locus macaca

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: brass mentally impaired foreskin

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: brass mentally impaired foreskin

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: adventurous wine locus macaca

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: free-loading honey-headed codepig

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: brass mentally impaired foreskin



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: light overrated business firm

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Fishy Genital Piercing Gaping



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: brass mentally impaired foreskin

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Parlour

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: light overrated business firm

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: scarlet trailer park

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: thriller brunch place of business

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: hateful zombie-like national factory reset button

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: talking police squad

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: hateful zombie-like national factory reset button

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: fragrant roast beef telephone

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: hateful zombie-like national factory reset button

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Talented pearly private investor elastic band

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Shivering native



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: drab scourge upon the earth new version

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: ruby french azn main people



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: marvelous indian lodge hominid

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Yellow house-broken institution

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: misunderstood lodge son of senegal

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)