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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Irradiated incel regret
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
Racy twinkling plaza philosopher-king
  11/22/17
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Wonderful Bearded Brethren Pit
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
abusive dog poop becky
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Irradiated incel regret
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
abusive dog poop becky
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
brilliant space
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
Indigo mother organic girlfriend
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
cruel-hearted stead cumskin
  11/22/17
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bossy honey-headed striped hyena dysfunction
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Magical hall
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
talented iridescent chapel wagecucks
  11/22/17
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Appetizing property
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Pearly sinister hospital
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
abusive dog poop becky
  11/22/17
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spruce personal credit line tattoo
  11/22/17
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cruel-hearted stead cumskin
  11/22/17
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Magical hall
  11/22/17
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Hairraiser orchestra pit
  11/22/17
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canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Magical hall
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Mahogany immigrant
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Irradiated incel regret
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Mahogany immigrant
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
cruel-hearted stead cumskin
  11/22/17
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very tactful persian
  11/22/17
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Titillating poppy candlestick maker
  11/22/17
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canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
slap-happy university
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
federal diverse box office multi-billionaire
  11/22/17
(money haver)
stubborn love of her life
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Gold Misanthropic School
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Mahogany immigrant
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Irradiated incel regret
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Laughsome nowag haunted graveyard
  11/22/17
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Supple selfie
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
very tactful persian
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Mischievous olive business firm
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
stubborn love of her life
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car
  11/22/17
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Irradiated incel regret
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Irradiated incel regret

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Racy twinkling plaza philosopher-king

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Bearded Brethren Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: abusive dog poop becky

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Irradiated incel regret

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: abusive dog poop becky

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: brilliant space

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Indigo mother organic girlfriend

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stead cumskin

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: bossy honey-headed striped hyena dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Magical hall

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: talented iridescent chapel wagecucks

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Appetizing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Pearly sinister hospital

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: abusive dog poop becky

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: spruce personal credit line tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Mahogany immigrant

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Irradiated incel regret

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Mahogany immigrant

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stead cumskin

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: very tactful persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Titillating poppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: slap-happy university

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: federal diverse box office multi-billionaire

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Gold Misanthropic School

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Mahogany immigrant

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Irradiated incel regret

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Laughsome nowag haunted graveyard

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Supple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: very tactful persian

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Mischievous olive business firm

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: canary judgmental old irish cottage stock car

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Irradiated incel regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2],#49220312)