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Contagious masturbator multi-billionaire
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
twisted misanthropic party of the first part heaven
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Cr
Green Locus
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Underhanded Casino Ape
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Swashbuckling smoky gaming laptop sanctuary
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appetizing ivory people who are hurt ceo
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
excitant azn dragon
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
excitant azn dragon
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cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Fragrant glassy address therapy
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Fragrant glassy address therapy
  05/05/25
180
cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Talented laser beams home
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Translucent jewess
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
startled garrison selfie
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
garnet sex offender
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
startled garrison selfie
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Swashbuckling smoky gaming laptop sanctuary
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
disrespectful mint foreskin
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
irradiated roast beef
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Talented laser beams home
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
wild hairless chapel trust fund
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Underhanded Casino Ape
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
garnet sex offender
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Contagious masturbator multi-billionaire
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
garnet sex offender
  05/09/25
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garnet sex offender
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
mahogany comical school cafeteria
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
grizzly offensive area karate
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Gay fluffy orchestra pit
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Swashbuckling smoky gaming laptop sanctuary
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
mahogany comical school cafeteria
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
appetizing ivory people who are hurt ceo
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
mahogany comical school cafeteria
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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mahogany comical school cafeteria
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My bum is on the Swedish
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i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Contagious masturbator multi-billionaire



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: twisted misanthropic party of the first part heaven

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Green Locus

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Underhanded Casino Ape



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling smoky gaming laptop sanctuary



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: appetizing ivory people who are hurt ceo



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: excitant azn dragon

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: excitant azn dragon

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Fragrant glassy address therapy

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Fragrant glassy address therapy

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal parlor

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Sepia at-the-ready house water buffalo

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Talented laser beams home

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Translucent jewess



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: startled garrison selfie

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: garnet sex offender

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: startled garrison selfie

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling smoky gaming laptop sanctuary

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: disrespectful mint foreskin

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: irradiated roast beef

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Talented laser beams home

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: wild hairless chapel trust fund

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Underhanded Casino Ape

I like undercutters pizza.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: garnet sex offender

great thread ty.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Contagious masturbator multi-billionaire



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: garnet sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Contagious masturbator multi-billionaire

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: garnet sex offender



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: mahogany comical school cafeteria

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: grizzly offensive area karate

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Gay fluffy orchestra pit

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling smoky gaming laptop sanctuary

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: mahogany comical school cafeteria

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: appetizing ivory people who are hurt ceo

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: mahogany comical school cafeteria

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: mahogany comical school cafeteria

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious masturbator multi-billionaire



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: mahogany comical school cafeteria



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: hateful magenta stain bbw

My bum is on the Swedish

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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Iridescent insanely creepy lay

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Costumed swollen crackhouse athletic conference

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

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