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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
beady-eyed primrose jewess macaca
  08/01/25
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excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
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mind-boggling abode
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Sticky half-breed school cafeteria
  08/02/25
rip
Shimmering community account den
  08/02/25
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beady-eyed primrose jewess macaca
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
bateful copper cuckoldry corner
  08/01/25
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Spectacular newt
  08/01/25
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excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Shaky university hairy legs
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
aquamarine odious generalized bond
  08/01/25
yes
Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven
  08/01/25
?
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
aquamarine odious generalized bond
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Spectacular newt
  08/01/25
Sick
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
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Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
crystalline crotch
  08/02/25
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Razzle-dazzle Nowag Cumskin
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Shimmering community account den
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
crystalline crotch
  08/02/25
Hdy
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
free-loading chocolate principal's office tattoo
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
out-of-control indian lodge
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
marvelous property
  08/02/25
Titcr
Orange fanboi
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
marvelous property
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
gay soggy trailer park indirect expression
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
marvelous property
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
chrome vigorous brunch sweet tailpipe
  08/02/25
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Stimulating ruby turdskin scourge upon the earth
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
violet background story pit
  08/02/25
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Charismatic coral field fat ankles
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Garnet Hilarious Main People
  08/02/25
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excitant burgundy lettuce
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Wonderful orchestra pit kitty
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose jewess macaca

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Sticky half-breed school cafeteria

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Shimmering community account den

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose jewess macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: bateful copper cuckoldry corner

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Spectacular newt



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Shaky university hairy legs

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: aquamarine odious generalized bond

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: aquamarine odious generalized bond

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Spectacular newt

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: crystalline crotch

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nowag Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Pontificating Lake Wagecucks Heaven

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Shimmering community account den

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: crystalline crotch

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: free-loading chocolate principal's office tattoo

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: out-of-control indian lodge

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: marvelous property

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Orange fanboi

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: marvelous property

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: gay soggy trailer park indirect expression

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: marvelous property

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: chrome vigorous brunch sweet tailpipe

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Stimulating ruby turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: violet background story pit

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Charismatic coral field fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Garnet Hilarious Main People

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: excitant burgundy lettuce

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit kitty

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)