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Fake Tits suck

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120....
,.,.,.,........,....,,,..
  05/02/25
go gay, you won't have that issue
cock of michael obama
  05/02/25
There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from...
Ass Sunstein
  05/02/25
CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 l...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  05/02/25
this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't h...
michael doodikoff
  05/02/25
Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I&rsq...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  05/02/25
ha. regardless, great post, spot on.
michael doodikoff
  05/02/25
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novus homo
  05/02/25
1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger...
""''"'"'"'"''
  05/02/25
I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when sh...
scholarship
  05/02/25
well that took a turn...
barnabyjones
  05/02/25
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/02/25
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cannon
  05/02/25
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third world or bust
  05/03/25
Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  05/02/25
wow
Penis Six Nine
  05/02/25
i came, thank you.
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  05/02/25
... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I could...
""''"'"'"'"''
  05/03/25
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UN peacekeeper
  05/02/25
Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy be...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
Whats the difference
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  05/02/25
Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fl...
Drunkard
  05/02/25
Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health ...
gibberish (?)
  05/02/25
Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this...
gibberish (?)
  05/02/25
If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But what...
gibberish (?)
  05/02/25
Any good pics /examples showing the difference?
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  05/02/25
Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics w...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
Poast links pls tyia
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  05/02/25
they are very firm in my limited experience
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/02/25
you must massage them post surgery.
Trump is the first woman President (TT6)
  05/02/25
they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take ca...
Trump is the first woman President (TT6)
  05/02/25
But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife...
Trump is the first woman President (TT6)
  05/02/25
Right on, man
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after be...
Trump is the first woman President (TT6)
  05/02/25
making milk tp
Penis Six Nine
  05/02/25
the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 year...
michael doodikoff
  05/02/25
Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff
Mymanides
  05/03/25
fuck!
michael doodikoff
  05/03/25
there's probably some observation bias where the quality fak...
novus homo
  05/02/25
a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the rea...
Metal Up Your Ass
  05/02/25
The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/02/25
only if the woman massages them often or if had a baby
Trump is the first woman President (TT6)
  05/02/25
I love fake tits fyi
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/02/25
Same I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of ...
michael doodikoff
  05/02/25


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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120. They might look good under clothes but they’re not fun at all. Felt like I was missing part of the experience with no big warm fun bags to squeeze and suck on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898733)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: cock of michael obama

go gay, you won't have that issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898734)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from one pair. Some are very well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898738)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 level of both visual and tactile stimulation while real tits are like a quad-modal distribution of a small cluster in the 175-180 range, larger cluster in the 163-167 range, larger cluster in the 140-148 range and very large cluster in the 120-128 range. A true titman appreciates fakes because he places a large premium on getting access to 170+ tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't help but wonder if this pumo is Ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899167)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I’m not him. You, me and him are widely recognized as the leading XO big tit scholars for well over a decade now, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899188)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

ha. regardless, great post, spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899197)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899185)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger women or men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: scholarship

I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when she was a freshman in college. We were truly in love but broke up when we moved to different schools. I ran into her later at work when I was bartending and she came in with a tequila company as some kind of traveling promoter girl. She had big new tits. We hooked up at the end of the night after closing and I remember being so disappointed. Her natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got herpes from a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she died pinned underwater in a boating accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898764)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: barnabyjones

well that took a turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898907)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898913)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898967)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: third world or bust



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48900621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we can have a better visual sense of her fake tits v real tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899046)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899133)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i came, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899679)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum because Im gay and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got married to a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she had baby boy. As for me, I poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48900914)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898778)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy bear fake tits. Silicone is great for tits. Saline is generally shit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898947)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Whats the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898955)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Drunkard

Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898963)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears I've handled have felt basically real if you enjoy the firm, full style of tits and not the gross, super soft/deflated type of tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898981)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health concerns. Saline is like a hard water balloon but it's just salt water. Some places also do fat transfers, with very limited success. My wife just did a consultation. I was ballpark expecting around $10k. It's almost twice that amount at like $18k. We'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898965)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898975)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this. And they have to be replaced every decade? Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898991)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize none of this shit really matters. If she buys into this as a fix, it will snowball into other cosmetic fixes until she looks like Donatella Versace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899026)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But whatever she wants to do I get it. She had 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899180)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Any good pics /examples showing the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics with all details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899029)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Poast links pls tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899435)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


they are very firm in my limited experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898958)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Trump is the first woman President (TT6)

you must massage them post surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48898998)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Trump is the first woman President (TT6)

they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take care of them. you need to massage them. you dont just spend money at the doc and problem sovled!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock-like) and silicone (supple and lifelike firm). Most tits in the US went saline in the 90s to 2010 or so. Not sure if other countries did this too, but if not, know that saline are totally different and really do suck and look stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899022)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Trump is the first woman President (TT6)

Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899031)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Right on, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899125)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Trump is the first woman President (TT6)

also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after being pregnant and making milk, it expands the boobs and make them perfect for some silicon implants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899160)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

making milk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899169)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 years ago. Fake and huge, squishy like real tits but very perky. Couldn't have been a more perfect "big" size. Just incredible and even now I think about them almost every day.

Also helped that she had the best vag i've ever felt too, by a fucking mile. She was so batshit crazy too, very prole (but hot), but always really nice to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899175)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Mymanides (HYMAN)

Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48901027)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

fuck!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48901086)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

there's probably some observation bias where the quality fakes you might not have even noticed they're fake whereas obvious ones feel and look unnatural. and also someone who got gauche fakes is more likely to comment about them whereas someone going for naturals is less likely to volunteer they're fake.

i've heard high quality ones are very good these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899215)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the reason that some fake tits feel noticeably colder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op should retract/beg for mercy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899363)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Trump is the first woman President (TT6)

only if the woman massages them often

or if had a baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48899366)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

I love fake tits fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48900107)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

Same

I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of squeezing some presents itself , like some innate carnal instinct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2],#48900256)