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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
french shrine
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
french shrine
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
autistic tan trust fund theater stage
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
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Charismatic Center Psychic
  07/06/25
18000000000000
boyish gaped sneaky criminal native
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beady-eyed brass state
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autistic tan trust fund theater stage
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razzle-dazzle flesh lodge queen of the night
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light soul-stirring elastic band
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Very tactful resort faggotry
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Demanding School Cafeteria Juggernaut
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know-it-all menage main people
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Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
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hot principal's office friendly grandma
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mahogany rough-skinned laser beams
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Fiercely-loyal pit
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
beady-eyed brass state
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
french shrine
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
beady-eyed brass state
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
beady-eyed brass state
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
french shrine
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
beady-eyed brass state
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
trip amethyst police squad
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
beady-eyed brass state
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Apoplectic marvelous wrinkle foreskin
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
motley incel digit ratio
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Fiercely-loyal pit
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
light soul-stirring elastic band
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
cocky marketing idea
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
clear glittery spot hominid
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Demanding School Cafeteria Juggernaut
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Razzle ticket booth macaca
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
trip amethyst police squad
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Razzle ticket booth macaca
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
trip amethyst police squad
  07/07/25
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Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Razzle ticket booth macaca
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
clear glittery spot hominid
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
trip amethyst police squad
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Razzle ticket booth macaca
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Razzle ticket booth macaca
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Razzle ticket booth macaca
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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light soul-stirring elastic band
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
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Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
adulterous dark public bath stock car
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beady-eyed brass state
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Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete
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Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Curious antidepressant drug
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
hot principal's office friendly grandma
  07/11/25
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Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
domesticated bawdyhouse sandwich
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: french shrine

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: french shrine

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: autistic tan trust fund theater stage

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Center Psychic



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: boyish gaped sneaky criminal native

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed brass state



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: autistic tan trust fund theater stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flesh lodge queen of the night



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: light soul-stirring elastic band



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Very tactful resort faggotry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Demanding School Cafeteria Juggernaut



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: know-it-all menage main people



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Chocolate senate boiling water



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone pocket flask



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hot principal's office friendly grandma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: mahogany rough-skinned laser beams



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy stirring karate idiot



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pit



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed brass state

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: french shrine

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed brass state

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed brass state

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: french shrine

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed brass state

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: trip amethyst police squad

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed brass state

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic marvelous wrinkle foreskin

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: motley incel digit ratio

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pit



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: light soul-stirring elastic band

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: cocky marketing idea

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: clear glittery spot hominid

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Demanding School Cafeteria Juggernaut

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: trip amethyst police squad

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: trip amethyst police squad

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: clear glittery spot hominid

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: trip amethyst police squad

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Razzle ticket booth macaca

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: light soul-stirring elastic band



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: adulterous dark public bath stock car

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed brass state



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty dilemma keepsake machete



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hot principal's office friendly grandma

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Bistre Sickened Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: domesticated bawdyhouse sandwich

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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