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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
exhilarant toilet seat
  09/15/13
explain.
Twinkling dilemma elastic band
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
exhilarant toilet seat
  09/15/13
this is not bad
glittery cyan library sweet tailpipe
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Adulterous cheese-eating property
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
azure confused giraffe
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
pearl sandwich milk
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
arousing roommate
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
glittery cyan library sweet tailpipe
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Aromatic Hyperactive Yarmulke Trump Supporter
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Razzmatazz Insecure Macaca
  09/15/13
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diverse autistic office
  09/15/13
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Twinkling dilemma elastic band
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
glittery cyan library sweet tailpipe
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  09/15/13
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  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Red Sanctuary
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
boyish water buffalo
  09/15/13
its ok.
exhilarant toilet seat
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
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  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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disgusting trailer park
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Yellow Multi-colored Brethren Faggot Firefighter
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
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  06/22/16
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embarrassed to the bone gay travel guidebook
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
exhilarant toilet seat
  06/21/17
do you pay?
bearded generalized bond
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
exhilarant toilet seat
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
bearded generalized bond
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  02/11/23
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green nighttime sneaky criminal
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
avocado twisted cuck
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Twinkling dilemma elastic band

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: glittery cyan library sweet tailpipe

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Adulterous cheese-eating property

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: azure confused giraffe

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: pearl sandwich milk

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: arousing roommate

outback bars are garbage

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: glittery cyan library sweet tailpipe

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Hyperactive Yarmulke Trump Supporter

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Insecure Macaca

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: diverse autistic office



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Twinkling dilemma elastic band



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: glittery cyan library sweet tailpipe

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Yellow Multi-colored Brethren Faggot Firefighter



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Red Sanctuary

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: boyish water buffalo

I pity your toilet the next day

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: pink misunderstood nowag degenerate

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay travel guidebook

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Yellow Multi-colored Brethren Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: bearded generalized bond

do you pay?

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: bearded generalized bond

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Charcoal Coiffed Therapy

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: green nighttime sneaky criminal

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: avocado twisted cuck

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Comical volcanic crater skinny woman

he's gonna make it

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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Thriller Startling Senate

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: sable hell



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: exhilarant toilet seat

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