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180
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Awkward
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
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Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
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no condom, full explosion tp
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she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
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I’m 6’7
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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I’m horny as shit lol.
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You should have just paid for an escort.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: cerise comical chapel

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: lascivious juggernaut

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating hairraiser wagecucks sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Wonderful effete indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Knife

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: out-of-control property gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: vigorous pearl meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: cowardly thriller native liquid oxygen

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: cyan candlestick maker

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: charcoal house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria water buffalo

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: cyan candlestick maker

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: boyish buck-toothed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: learning disabled chocolate party of the first part

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Low-t spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating hairraiser wagecucks sandwich

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Exciting Fluffy Locus Ratface

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: learning disabled chocolate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Opaque parlor

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: splenetic talking toaster

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: spectacular rigor temple

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling fighting dog poop gaping

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Canary theatre love of her life

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: learning disabled chocolate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: misunderstood keepsake machete

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst state

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Opaque parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Slippery Sepia Location Persian

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Passionate Abusive Shrine Tank

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Passionate Abusive Shrine Tank

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: learning disabled chocolate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: adventurous naked dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: doobsian mind-boggling partner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Passionate Abusive Shrine Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Low-t spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: razzle pozpig market

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle trust fund

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: cream indecent tanning salon

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Codepig

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour Knife

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134738)