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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:52 PM Author: carmine abode prole Just alone inside myself tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860759) |
Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:04 PM Author: Translucent Temple Miserably Poasting Alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860781) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:34 PM Author: carmine abode prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860808) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:41 PM Author: irradiated unhinged feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860822) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:35 PM Author: honey-headed hot trust fund becky Mountaineering Potential Abandoned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860809) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:42 PM Author: Translucent Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860826) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:48 PM Author: carmine abode prole I’d mountaineer if someone came with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860836) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: maroon startled partner set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860887) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:37 PM Author: Sickened Sadistic Heaven Tank Could you get your heirs to post the obit to xo? I hate to think of the flame just petering out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860813) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:41 PM Author: carmine abode prole My heirs? I have no heirs. I have a wife and kids. No will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860819) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:40 PM Author: charismatic nibblets persian Why are you sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860818) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:42 PM Author: carmine abode prole I have failed in every conceivable way and it weighs on me brother. I know you like to give me a hard time, and it’s funny, but I am have truly fucked everything up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860823) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:43 PM Author: Translucent Temple Did you get in a fight with your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860828) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:45 PM Author: carmine abode prole My wife went to see a marimba lick while I got dinner ready and watched mad men alone and then she caught me sleeping and snoring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860830) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Translucent Temple Describe the black man who played this marimba for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860832) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:48 PM Author: carmine abode prole Well I can’t, she went to the local high school and they had all sorts of percussion tonight. Drums, marimba, etc. I stayed home and watched the kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860835) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:50 PM Author: Translucent Temple Do you think your wife would ever get caught hooking up with a student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860839) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:52 PM Author: carmine abode prole Not with a student, no way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860842) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:51 PM Author: charismatic nibblets persian If you're sad because you're a failure, all you need to do is to start winning. Why don't you do that instead of being depressed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860841) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:53 PM Author: carmine abode prole How can a guy like me start winning? Jesus, how do I even find something worth winning? My life isn’t a game. It’s just a long black train. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860843) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:55 PM Author: charismatic nibblets persian Motherfucker, you just said you've failed in everything. If you can conceive of, and communicate, several discrete failures, it will start to set the board for things that can be won
What are a few of the failures that weigh most heavily on you |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:03 AM Author: carmine abode prole I bake my bacon in the oven at 350 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860852) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:05 AM Author: charismatic nibblets persian Brand and cut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860855) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:06 AM Author: carmine abode prole No clue. Whatever was at the grocers. I baked it in doubled up parchment paper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860858) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:13 AM Author: charismatic nibblets persian There are at least a dozen brands at a grocery store. You don't just grab something at random unless you really qre a fucking failure. Christ. This is going to be harder than expected
Next time, get a 24 oz package of Wright brand applewood thick cut bacon. Also get a package of hickory thick cut. Oven roasting is fine, but you only need one fucking piece of parchment paper to line your sheet pan. Convection roast at 325 for better control. Be sure to flip before finishing |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:12 PM Author: pearl point Cooking bacon in the oven is far and away the best way to do it to get great bacon with minimal burden or mess. Just this morning, I cooked 1 lb of bacon in the oven for breakfast for my family. It was great, as always.
I use tinfoil, not parchment paper. Explain using paper. Seems ncr with the grease.
I didn't discover cooking it in the oven until I was an adult. Growing up, we would microwave it on paper towels on a plastic lid (ljl), microwave it on our special plastic microwave bacon cooker, or fry it on the stove. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:17 PM Author: carmine abode prole I used to make it in the pan too. It just gets grease everywhere. Parchment paper is what I had. The grease comes out and then you pull up the paper after it congeals an almost all of it comes out smooth and you can just throw away. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM Author: pearl point Does a bunch of it get all over the cookie sheet or whatever you're using? With the tin foil, you fold it up and the edges and don't even need to clean the cookie sheet because it contains all the grease. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49862781) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:41 PM Author: Territorial resort french chef I think you’ve still got like 200 lbs before starving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860821) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:42 PM Author: Fear-inspiring fantasy-prone address tattoo Happiness is a state of mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860824) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM Author: carmine abode prole Hi, brother. I thought about that time I went to see your brother today. I could barely walk the gout in my leg was so bad. The kids in the cab in the background. The peace and serenity of it all. That 8 hour flight back to reality looming over all of it. I love you, brother. You have given me so much. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:26 AM Author: Fear-inspiring fantasy-prone address tattoo Imagine how lucky we are to experiences the joys of human existence while he didn’t get a shot. Thank you for visiting him and I hope you thought it was a worthy trip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860922) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:00 AM Author: hyperventilating 180 potus foreskin Current salary and nw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860847) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:02 AM Author: carmine abode prole Salary is pitifully low. Less than 10% of NW. net worth is $2.34m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860849) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:06 AM Author: Concupiscible regret messiness $225k is a damn good salary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860857) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:12 PM Author: pearl point What's all in total comp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49862328) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:20 PM Author: carmine abode prole It doesn’t fucking matter it’s less than 10% of my portfolio and therefore mathematically irrelevant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49862339) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:05 PM Author: pearl point $225k is nice if it's $225k base + $60k bonus + $100k stock + $25k 401k match. If it's $225k all in, it's rough with kids trying to live a UMC life.
Either way, the relation of that to your NW is irrelevant until your NW is enough for you to live on with out working. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:09 PM Author: carmine abode prole My pay is dogshit and my law firm doesn’t see any value in my contributions and never fails to illuminate that decidedly negative view for me. Everyone wants me to quietly leave. My life is shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49862798) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:30 AM Author: lake painfully honest location You are a good example of a person who would greatly benefit from quitting XO cold turkey. At least for a while. This place is not helping your Mindset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860925) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:31 AM Author: exciting locale masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860926) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:34 AM Author: carmine abode prole Yes, well I can’t I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49860928) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:53 AM Author: charismatic nibblets persian Quick! Someone get this starving man some FOOD!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49861208) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:57 AM Author: godawful principal's office degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49861218) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:42 AM Author: carmine abode prole It’s more of a spiritual starving, blighted of purpose kind of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49861343) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Thriller turquoise reading party Can someone start giving a trigger warning that this is a disco fries thread (which I assume this is), the way they do for that other poster? This would be relevant for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863071&forum_id=2],#49861216) |