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Khaki flickering love of her life
  07/02/19
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Khaki flickering love of her life
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
cyan really tough guy
  12/20/20
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Crimson motley macaca
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Exciting Impertinent Black Woman House
  08/21/19
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Passionate Hell Dragon
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Excitant stead circlehead
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Beady-eyed Antidepressant Drug Menage
  08/21/19
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soggy hall
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Embarrassed to the bone kitty
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Exciting Impertinent Black Woman House
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Beady-eyed Antidepressant Drug Menage
  08/21/19
emergency money
Exciting Impertinent Black Woman House
  08/21/19
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Buff exhilarant marketing idea
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Chrome Stirring Dingle Berry Cruise Ship
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Chrome Stirring Dingle Berry Cruise Ship
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hehe
Know-it-all temple
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cyan really tough guy
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You’re poor
White Fragrant Heaven
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
fear-inspiring spectacular field mental disorder
  09/01/19
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Buff exhilarant marketing idea
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Excitant stead circlehead
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
soggy hall
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Free-loading Station Pervert
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Khaki flickering love of her life
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Mauve Odious Chapel Puppy
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Twinkling native main people
  09/10/21
great thread
doobsian arrogant locus community account
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Crimson motley macaca
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i love men
doobsian arrogant locus community account
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Khaki flickering love of her life
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
fear-inspiring spectacular field mental disorder
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
umber very tactful market keepsake machete
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Khaki flickering love of her life
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Khaki flickering love of her life
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[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: cyan really tough guy

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Crimson motley macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Exciting Impertinent Black Woman House

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Passionate Hell Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Excitant stead circlehead

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Antidepressant Drug Menage

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: soggy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitty

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Exciting Impertinent Black Woman House

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Antidepressant Drug Menage

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Exciting Impertinent Black Woman House

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Buff exhilarant marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Chrome Stirring Dingle Berry Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Chrome Stirring Dingle Berry Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all temple

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cyan really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: White Fragrant Heaven

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular field mental disorder

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Buff exhilarant marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Excitant stead circlehead

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: soggy hall

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Free-loading Station Pervert

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Mauve Odious Chapel Puppy

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Twinkling native main people

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: doobsian arrogant locus community account

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Crimson motley macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: doobsian arrogant locus community account

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular field mental disorder

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: umber very tactful market keepsake machete

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Khaki flickering love of her life

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49430061)