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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
contagious unhinged persian stage
  06/15/25
He maed it
brilliant weed whacker
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
swashbuckling jet-lagged half-breed state
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cyan son of senegal
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dull library
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Dun hominid gas station
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So doodikoff still has a chance?
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bull headed pozpig
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Chestnut Razzle Death Wish Circlehead
  06/16/25
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Cheese-eating Boltzmann Partner
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
godawful titillating psychic
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/15/25
Goliath
contagious unhinged persian stage
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180 Lay Roast Beef
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
What's up?
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godawful titillating psychic
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
180 Lay Roast Beef
  06/16/25
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violet abode ape
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
Exhilarant corner
  06/16/25
180
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
Crusty dysfunction site
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
Chestnut Razzle Death Wish Circlehead
  06/16/25
!!!
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
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Dun hominid gas station
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
180 Lay Roast Beef
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
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Rough-skinned nowag
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
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90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
Burgundy mother
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
LOL
Rough-skinned nowag
  06/16/25
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avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
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contagious unhinged persian stage
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
Dun hominid gas station
  06/16/25
Cq
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
Anal Charismatic University Degenerate
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
avocado mad cow disease yarmulke
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
contagious unhinged persian stage
  06/20/25
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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: contagious unhinged persian stage

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: brilliant weed whacker

He maed it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged half-breed state

Its never too late to maek it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: cyan son of senegal



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: dull library



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: violet abode ape



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Dun hominid gas station



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: sable judgmental legal warrant

So doodikoff still has a chance?

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: bull headed pozpig



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Chestnut Razzle Death Wish Circlehead



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Boltzmann Partner



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: godawful titillating psychic

what’s his moniker?

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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: contagious unhinged persian stage

Goliath

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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: 180 Lay Roast Beef



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: 180 Lay Roast Beef

What's up?

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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: godawful titillating psychic



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: 180 Lay Roast Beef

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: violet abode ape



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant corner

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

180

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Crusty dysfunction site

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Chestnut Razzle Death Wish Circlehead

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

!!!

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Dun hominid gas station



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: 180 Lay Roast Beef

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

18000000000000000

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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned nowag



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Burgundy mother

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

😹😹😹

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned nowag

LOL

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: contagious unhinged persian stage



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Dun hominid gas station

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

Cq

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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Anal Charismatic University Degenerate

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: avocado mad cow disease yarmulke

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: contagious unhinged persian stage

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2],#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet



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