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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
French hall
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
cerebral silver mediation chapel
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
French hall
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
rusted idiot patrolman
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
flatulent disrespectful kitchen goyim
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mint exciting friendly grandma
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Balding Rehab Trump Supporter
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at-the-ready new version
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startling stead
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
wonderful brilliant legend
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
violet locus private investor
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Hateful fragrant school cafeteria hissy fit
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
French hall
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
violet locus private investor
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
French hall
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
violet locus private investor
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
navy roast beef immigrant
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Exhilarant bistre cuck rigor
  04/05/22
Height?
Big swollen space lettuce
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
French hall
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onyx unholy temple telephone
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
obsidian chest-beating market
  04/05/22
shots fired
Crusty Corner Tank
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
French hall
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Maroon Orchestra Pit Boistinker
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
Indecent opaque incel
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French hall
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Canary therapy
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Supple shrine
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
jet stimulating gaming laptop school
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
rusted idiot patrolman
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
galvanic haunting area
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Indecent opaque incel
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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French hall
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: French hall

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: cerebral silver mediation chapel

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: French hall

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: rusted idiot patrolman

Getting blasted everyday

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: flatulent disrespectful kitchen goyim

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: mint exciting friendly grandma



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: rusted idiot patrolman

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Balding Rehab Trump Supporter



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready new version



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: startling stead



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant legend

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: violet locus private investor

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Hateful fragrant school cafeteria hissy fit



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: French hall

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: violet locus private investor

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: French hall

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: violet locus private investor

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: navy roast beef immigrant

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant bistre cuck rigor

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Big swollen space lettuce

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: French hall

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged forum potus



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: onyx unholy temple telephone



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: obsidian chest-beating market

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Tank

shots fired

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: French hall

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Maroon Orchestra Pit Boistinker

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Indecent opaque incel

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: French hall



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Canary therapy

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Supple shrine

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: jet stimulating gaming laptop school

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: rusted idiot patrolman

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: galvanic haunting area

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Indecent opaque incel

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Dark titillating institution

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: rusted idiot patrolman



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orange dysfunction love of her life



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Irradiated library fanboi



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: French hall



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: French hall



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: abnormal heaven international law enforcement agency

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: French hall



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2],#50114491)