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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
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  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
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Clear Sickened Senate
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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Henna diverse philosopher-king office
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
turquoise laughsome church building rigor
  07/26/25
180
aggressive home selfie
  07/26/25
Awkward
Mint costumed travel guidebook
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
turquoise laughsome church building rigor
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
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Internet-worthy legal warrant locus
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
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  07/27/25
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Ocher Center Main People
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
irradiated glassy wagecucks
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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Splenetic sadistic sanctuary milk
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
insanely creepy navy national security agency
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
talented kitchen therapy
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Vigorous slimy juggernaut
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
Histrionic Rehab International Law Enforcement Agency
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
Hilarious Dopamine
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Splenetic sadistic sanctuary milk
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
Amethyst arousing range
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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insanely creepy navy national security agency
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
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  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
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*tosses BC out the window*
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Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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  07/26/25
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Hilarious Dopamine
  07/26/25
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I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
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I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Thirsty pozpig

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Vibrant high-end sweet tailpipe

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: irradiated glassy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Clear Sickened Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Adulterous deer antler step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Henna diverse philosopher-king office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Bearded Point

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: turquoise laughsome church building rigor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: aggressive home selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Mint costumed travel guidebook

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: turquoise laughsome church building rigor

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy legal warrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Splenetic sadistic sanctuary milk

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Ocher Center Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: irradiated glassy wagecucks

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Electric garrison voyeur

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Splenetic sadistic sanctuary milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy navy national security agency

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: talented kitchen therapy

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Vigorous slimy juggernaut

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Rehab International Law Enforcement Agency

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Native Psychic

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Splenetic sadistic sanctuary milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Amethyst arousing range

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Obsidian toilet seat

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy navy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Violent theater stage

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce elastic band

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce elastic band

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Splenetic sadistic sanctuary milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: lavender patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Lime Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Ocher Center Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Sienna persian cuckold

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Hilarious Dopamine

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Very tactful avocado crackhouse liquid oxygen

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spruce idea he suggested theatre

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Khaki Bat Shit Crazy Area Rigpig

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2],#49134738)