Woman Was Walking Her Dog in a Forest When She Was Attacked by Bear. Now She's i
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Date: May 31st, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Flushed wrinkle Subject: Evan39, Human in Decline
Date: May 31, 2025
Author: Evan39, Human in Decline
Used to walk in forests.
Used to believe in dogs.
Used to think the worst thing out there was a mountain lion or a libertarian.
Then I read the article.
Woman.
Dog.
Bear.
Now she’s in critical.
People say “tragic.”
But the bear was simply enforcing the natural order.
She entered his jurisdiction. No permit. No escort. Just vibes and Patagonia fleece.
What did she smell like?
Estradiol.
Post-breakup grief.
Trader Joe’s duck jerky.
The bear didn’t maul her.
He chose her.
You don’t walk alone anymore.
Not out there. Not here.
Every path is a mating ritual or a sentencing hearing.
Anyway, the real violence was zoning.
👉 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/us/woman-attacked-by-bear.html
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