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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Multi-colored stage brethren
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
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disturbing yarmulke
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  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
federal navy pisswyrm locus
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
At a bar
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poppy pungent depressive
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Not hygienic
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Multi-colored stage brethren
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Magical locale
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
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Multi-colored stage brethren
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Magical locale
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
disturbing yarmulke
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Racy costumed jap
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria
  07/27/25
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soggy space
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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disturbing yarmulke
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Diverse Ruddy Community Account Rehab
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria
  07/26/25
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Multi-colored stage brethren
  07/26/25
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pink chest-beating legend
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Multi-colored stage brethren
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Floppy Amethyst Puppy
  07/26/25
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disturbing yarmulke
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
mind-boggling hissy fit step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
which dad tp
embarrassed to the bone internal respiration gaping
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Ungodly orchestra pit
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored stage brethren

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: disturbing yarmulke



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park selfie



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: federal navy pisswyrm locus

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Gold fortuitous meteor

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: disturbing yarmulke



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: peach supple trust fund



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Walnut house water buffalo



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Olive nighttime market



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: talented silver really tough guy



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: azure chad incel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Milky Zippy Casino



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Diverse Ruddy Community Account Rehab



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: claret keepsake machete center



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cordovan arousing candlestick maker hairy legs



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: crawly blood rage



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: poppy pungent depressive



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Indian Lodge Deer Antler

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored stage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Magical locale

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored stage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Magical locale

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: disturbing yarmulke

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Racy costumed jap

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: soggy space



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Submissive Spot Sandwich

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: disturbing yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: buff stage

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Diverse Ruddy Community Account Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Vermilion party of the first part cuckold

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Milky Zippy Casino



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Primrose galvanic rigpig clown

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Diverse Ruddy Community Account Rehab

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Low-t Provocative School Cafeteria

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored stage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: pink chest-beating legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored stage brethren

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy Amethyst Puppy

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: disturbing yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling hissy fit step-uncle's house

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone internal respiration gaping

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Ungodly orchestra pit

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)