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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
orange bat shit crazy elastic band
  02/22/12
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misanthropic honey-headed state
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
violet idiotic rehab
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
violet idiotic rehab
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Coral appetizing milk
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
unholy legend
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
violet idiotic rehab
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
unholy legend
  02/22/12
u jelly
violet idiotic rehab
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
supple domesticated kitty
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Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
orange bat shit crazy elastic band
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
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  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
bistre harsh chad haunted graveyard
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
concupiscible copper azn new version
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
orange bat shit crazy elastic band
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Laughsome citrine fortuitous meteor
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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  02/25/12
cr
black sadistic crackhouse
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
orange bat shit crazy elastic band
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
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Bull headed dingle berry dysfunction
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
orange bat shit crazy elastic band
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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Offensive Indigo Pit
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Offensive Indigo Pit
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
bistre harsh chad haunted graveyard
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
black sadistic crackhouse
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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Exhilarant alpha theater stage
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
medicated startled codepig stead
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
lime arousing juggernaut
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: orange bat shit crazy elastic band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: misanthropic honey-headed state



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: violet idiotic rehab

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: violet idiotic rehab

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Coral appetizing milk

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: unholy legend

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: violet idiotic rehab

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: unholy legend

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: violet idiotic rehab

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Dun Trip Trailer Park Sweet Tailpipe

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: supple domesticated kitty

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: orange bat shit crazy elastic band

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Spectacular disrespectful circlehead tanning salon

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: bistre harsh chad haunted graveyard

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: concupiscible copper azn new version

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: orange bat shit crazy elastic band

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Laughsome citrine fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: federal parlour

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: black sadistic crackhouse

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: orange bat shit crazy elastic band

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Thriller Scarlet Center

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: vibrant lilac dilemma dopamine

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Bull headed dingle berry dysfunction



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: orange bat shit crazy elastic band

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Sticky flirting temple legal warrant

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Offensive Indigo Pit



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Offensive Indigo Pit

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: bistre harsh chad haunted graveyard

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: black sadistic crackhouse

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Sticky flirting temple legal warrant

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant alpha theater stage



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: medicated startled codepig stead

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: lime arousing juggernaut

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: black sadistic crackhouse

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Sticky flirting temple legal warrant



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Author: Bisexual Lavender Wrinkle Shitlib



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Fuchsia vivacious gay wizard mad cow disease



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller Scarlet Center

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: racy goyim reading party

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia vivacious gay wizard mad cow disease



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: salmon floppy theater



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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